grove rat Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 ^i worked at a subway when i was in high school(before jared when it was all brown and yellow inside) and since it was a very small store with hardly any business i was there by myself from 5-9(close) well it's about 8:45 and a van pulls up but only one person gets out and walks in. it was dark outside so i couldn't see if there was anyone else in the van. well the guy walks in and has one of those cards you are talking about, buy one foot long get one free. he asks if i will honor it and i said sure. well then he motions to the van and about 12 youths pile out needless to say i was umad beyond belief well since i said yea i went ahead and made like 16 fucking sandwiches and was seriously pissed off and wanted to give the guy a piece of my mind but just kept my calm and walked them out since i had locked the door at 9. as the last of them walked out the first guy turned back to me and i was about to tell him thanks for coming in at the last moment and fucking my shit up... but before i could say anything he pulls out his wallet and hands me a $20 and says thanks for being patient & sorry for coming in right before closing needless to say my umad level dropped to zero and thanks to the $20 i made it to a house party after leaving work and got drunk and ended up banging some chick in a hot tub sorry for the long stupid story, just reading that thing about the discount card made me think of that story i know i know, cool story br0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 I'll say that was a legitimately cool story, br0. More people should learn that tipping lowers UMAD levels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Swamp, since when do you give a fuck about your weight/health? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 Last six months or so I've been eating much healthier. It sucks, but I still pig out once in awhile to keep me sane. Basically, I decided I'd have to either eat healthier or drink less if I didn't wanna die. Booze won Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 The football team at my high school sold these cards that got you discounts at all different places, and by far the best deal on them was a free whopper with any size fry purchase. I stole a stack of them from some kid and proceeded to sell them for half price to all my friends, and we probably ate lunch at BK everyday for six months. I wish I could still do that without gaining any weight. Le sigh hhahahah those cards. biology class in highschool took a trip to boston aquarium, stupid half tard fat bitch in our class tried to use her mc'd's card in south station - bitch behind counter was mexican and didnt speak english. blah blah, whole class didnt notice we ended up ditching this girl and going to our trip. we had a small tour then 4 hours to kill (let us walk around alone. hahaha.) before the next thing. me and homies ditch the aquarium goto homies older bros. drink smoke head back. as we'er walking back we see teach walking at us all pissed off and then a fucking cop car pulls up and the halftard bitch gets out. we were all fucked up, didnt get in any trouble and dude got fired because boston PD called school said they found a missing student, teach didnt even know. that girl was such a fucking moron. /yaddaya didnot read I'll say that was a legitimately cool story, br0. More people should learn that tipping lowers UMAD levels and this, a good tip makes you god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 i have been eating healthy at work but still eat crappy on my days off must be working cause people are saying i look thinner. i'm 235lbs(5'11'') but people never guess my weight correctly, they always assume i am 200-210 oh well, back to fat man foodz braums all the dairy products/beef/bread are made by braums, plus they only have stores within a few hundred miles of the farms so the food is fresh 1/3 lb burger crinkle cut fries ice cream shakes made with real ice cream and milk(not that premixed shit from most if not all other places) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 checker's banana shakes all. day. long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted June 9, 2011 Share Posted June 9, 2011 The new wendys fries suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Whats that sauce with the crinkle cut chips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 ketchup + pepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 ketchup + pepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockStrap Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 I FUCKING LOVE SPRINKLING PEPPER ON MY KETCHUP!!! SHIT IS SO FUCKING AWSOME!!! this says it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 The new wendys fries suck This is the fucking truth! The old fries = awesome, why you gotta fuck up a good thing Wendy's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 ice cream shakes made with real ice cream and milk(not that premixed shit from most if not all other places) These go hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockStrap Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 i know its not really fast food, but sometimes i just have to get this shit. comfort food or some shit. + + it just needs to happen sometimes. but don't get me wrong, i am as gourmet as the next nurga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 fuck wendys & pizza pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 McDonalds owns Chipotle and GOD DAMN I'm impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 nurgas could surely go for a a couple JBC's from ol wendy's right about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b0gus Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Johnny Rockets version of the Rodeo Burger from BK is the shit, best fucking burger ever except its a little pricey. You could probably get five for the same price from BK but those turn your stomach into a diarrhea factory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockStrap Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 + + ftw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockStrap Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Harveys is fo sho the best burger chain in canada. heateddebatestarteroner/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 McDonalds owns Chipotle and GOD DAMN I'm impressed. Meh... everybody knows the best messikn food comes out of tacos trucks, for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Ohhhhhhh sweeeeeet lord shaaaat aaap Its good and I dont think of Mcdonalds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterblunt Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 McDonald's hasn't owned chipotle for quite awhile now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Oh shit misinformed. Well it twas gud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Not really "fast food" because it's not a chain But godDAMN Falafel Palace in Cambridge is fire, and has been for years. Some of you probably know; sorry to those who don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 cosign chipotle and save it with the "real mexican food blahblahblah" bullshit... yeah brah, i know it's not some grimey tacos outta a truck or some... but it's fucking good. and same goes for the McDonalds-owning-it shit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Faggot Purists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted June 13, 2011 Share Posted June 13, 2011 today I had mcdonalds and wendy's in the same meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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