alloverthetown Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 MADISONVILLE, Ohio— Police said a man narrowly avoided being flattened by a train in Madisonville. Officers said Terry Stanford jumped onto the tracks and refused to move. An approaching train made an emergency stop and managed to come to a halt five feet from Stanford, police said. Stanford then dropped his pants and mooned the train, police said. When a conductor tried to move Stanford, Stanford shoved back, officers said. Stanford has been arrested more than three dozen times previously, police said. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42935758/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/police-man-forces-train-stop-moons-it/from/toolbar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Should have just hit him and made bets on how far he would fly. Bonus points if you can guess which body part explodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Sounds like a SEAL team 6 shadow operation to me. kind of shit that makes ice ages happen. Nurgas know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 terry? white dude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 I wouldn't mind being friends with this guy. He sounds like he'd be pretty fun to have around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 this happens in my area at least every month but with cars.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Beat me to it, even pulled the same pic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 why the fuck someone wants to stop a train to shit in it is beyond me. train toilets are fucking disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 some people need to take extreme risks to amuse themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Terry Stanford loves the sherm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 why the fuck someone wants to stop a train to shit in it is beyond me. train toilets are fucking disgusting ahahahaaa hmmm..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 police said, officers said, and police said that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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..romero.. Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 he was attempting to commit suicide, and when the conductor dashed away his dreams of death by train, he showed his displeasure by flashing his naked ass to him. thats my theory anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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