SystemFailure Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 get an anteater duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Napalm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Go to home depot....get ripped off.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpamNme Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Fuck their sister in the ass. Works everytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 You need to find where their nest is, boiling hot water with borax in it poured over said nest and then put ant powder around the outside of your property. Apparently they won't walk over a chalk line but I've never tried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastSwaggings Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 YO FUCK ANTS. derp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 HIT EM WITH THE CHOPPA CALL THAT SHIT HOT LAVA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 You need to find where their nest is, boiling hot water with borax in it poured over said nest and then put ant powder around the outside of your property. Apparently they won't walk over a chalk line but I've never tried. Nurga, this ain't Jacob's cabin! Besides, that doesn't work: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrisone Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Lay some droplets where you frequently see them, in no time you will have a trail of ants collecting the shit and bringing it home...within a couple days, they be dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dontemptme Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Did you try punching or kicking them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 just tell them to fuck off.. if they dont, threaten to beat ass.. DONEZO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 just call these two: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 This thread is full of horrible ideas and bad juju. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 they've been invading my house the last week. I caught some and put them in my goldfishes bowl. Upset they didn't eat them. Goldfishes... They don't like ants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Funnily enough the past week I have been getting these motherfuckers on my sink and shit. I stupidly left the sugar container (with lid on) out one day after eating my cereal and then came back from work and the fuckers were everywhere. just squashed the cunts, but tonight I came back and there was a huge trail to my bin so I went and bought some spray to kill the bitches. Its weird as I live on the 2nd floor, but they have been pissing me off for a few days now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 just buy an anteater at the black market. there about in the thousand to million range. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zZlbjN_hXg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 i'm sure i'm too late but artificial sweeteners like Splenda kill ants. edit - and you can get this shit for free at starbucks and other places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 If you can't afford Splenda, you deserve to live in filth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zZlbjN_hXg seen. and raised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 I dont think they will cross a line of borax (as mentioned) or bleach either, but thats no good for carpet..or if you have pets/babies. Raid always workss, but bay leaves are supposed to really help too. When we had dogs, a bag of dogfood got infested by ants. After telling somone that I had to buy a new bag.they told me about whole bay leaves..and putting them in with the dogfood.Tried it in the bag to be discarded..and it seemed to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 have you tried those weird asian ant chalks? you can draw lines and stop their trail. idk my mom uses them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysOverDoinn Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 A cheap way to kill those fuckers is to mix some peanut butter with bleach and put dabs of it on little square pieces of cardboard around where you've seen them most (don't do this if you have any pets). and i know someone mentioned it already, but if all else fails... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 problem is you brought a gun to an ant fight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 i had ants in the place a few months back. initially they only came when it was raining. then slowly but surely they were around (only in the kitchen sink area) all the time. i tried a bunch of the cheap wallgreens ant killing products and none of em worked. im sure they killed some ants but didnt fix the overall problem. seriously... unless you're totally broke. call a pest control guy. they come through and spray this non-toxic formula everywhere (dude said you could drink it and it'd be fine) and the ants bring it back to the nest and they are totally wiped out in a day or two. had ZERO ants since. costs like 70 bucks. soooooooooooooooooooo worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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