MedicineCabinet Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneBonerOner Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 its cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 READY ROCKS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Looks like this was taken in the 50's dude. right? jerry o'connell ass nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Wish it was a colour photo, fucking arty farty parents and their black n white cameras, makes me look like fucking Jerry Lee Lewis era Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 i think it's the film that makes it black and white or color. ps you spelled color wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneBonerOner Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 no he didnt. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Manual_of_Style_(spelling) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 you are right it is the film, I stand corrected. don't worry NBB, Swamp has corrected me on my spelling before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 from tjhis guy? http://austin.craigslist.org/art/2366049860.html Yep. He pretty much knows what he's doing..so that's good enough for me. With the money I'm gonna save, I'll be able to buy a stack of pizzas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 decy looks like that british dude from "how winning the lottery ruined my life". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 DRUNK PEOPLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 drink in one of these never break face on second thought throwing up in one would be bad maybee just smoke in here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeroUno Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Official I GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT !!!! thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I dunno, I could see that giant hamster ball resulting in some serious injuries when placed in drunk hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I'm pretty mad right now too, but my face ain't fucked up yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted May 6, 2011 Author Share Posted May 6, 2011 correction: drink in one of THESE and never break your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I have this friend, dude goes out to bars and clubs all the time, gets loaded and wakes up in strange places with some serious mystery injuries. Always talking about how he 'must have got jumped' or hit with a bottle. I'm like nah dude - after pounding a double Goldschlager on the rocks, you fucking face planted out of nowhere and stumbled away to go sleep it off on the railroad tracks behind the dry cleaners. I seent it bro, what the fuck. Now I must admit that homeboy has gotten hit a couple times and woken up similarly in the hospital. But to be honest when he would call me asking what happened I always enjoyed the fuck out of retelling and even embellishing in the "tales of last night". Straight up. Dude has issues. You probably do to. When I drink I like to find that line where your right on the verge of blacking out at all times. Once the line is found you tiptoe it very carefully for best results. I can do this too well lately. The liver is evil and must be punished... Power drinking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 you got beat up again? http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?p=7703789#post7703789 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 ^^^ Haha that's what I was thinking. "Didnt this fuckin' guy have another thread about getting too drunk and running his mouth to the wrong people?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 I drank 14 shots last night and picked a fight with someone a block away. Then i licked some broad's face. Good night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 yea, dudes face will heal.. i don't have any pics, but here's a little story. a few years ago, i went directly from work to the bar. started drinking jameson on the rocks and pabsts. about 3 hours later my homies like "you want a zanny"? of course i eat it and continue drinking. we leave that spot around 10ish and head to this other bar where a few friends were dj'ing a funk and soul type dance party.. i remember walking in, staying 'what's up' to a few heads and nothing else.. woke up the next day, still in my business atire, but with blood all over my nice white dress shirt. notice a nice lump on the side of my head above my ear and that my eye is swollen. i look in the mirror and see that i have a nice cut on the outer edge of my eye. i'm like "who the fuck punched me"? Anyways, i go to work and tell me boss that i'm sorry i look a mess. i get on this local message board and start a thread asking who the fuck knocked me out the night before? hours go by and i'm getting all these hipster fucks who act all holier than thou types telling me how sad it is that i don't remember this happening and that i should seek help for my alcoholism an shit.. some time that afternoon, the bartender who works at the bar where the funk n soul party was tells me i face planted into a glass candle holder smashing it into my face, then fell straight backwards smashing my head onto the hard wood floor... had to be helped walk home, luckily i live across the street and a girl that lived below me had keys to the building and i had left my door unlocked.. I've been punched in the face several times before and swore to god that some one had punched me out... i was pretty ashamed to find out what actually happened.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Last DUI I got I blew .324 and I reverse parallel parked that bitch on the main street without starting a fight or falling over on my face. Lost my licence for a fucking long time though. Get your drink game up, mate, or give it away and find another hobby. Hope it heals up quick for you though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 you definitely got punched in da face. sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyMoney Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Drunk tank 6 times, tooth chipped from falling into a car, two head gashes, broken nose and face bone and ribs from being punched in the face by 280lb beast, many fights, punch cop in the face go to jail, wake up in a random strangers car, wake up in a bus shack....all in the last year or so. Go me! I win being the most retarded!!byyaaaaaaaaah Don't tell me I have a problem, I'm not THAT retarded that I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 i don't believe any of that. but no were all super impressed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 dont worry br0 i believe you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
half n half Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 rub some dirt on it pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 That ain't a face plant, you gotta hit your face on a potted plant, we been thru this before 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 being punched in the face by 280lb beast, many fights, punch cop in the face go to jail, wake up in a strange man's arms. that does sound crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
instalife Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Damn man... looks hectic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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