CMF Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 yesterday morning i woke up in the hospital, face fucked up to all hell. with a BAC of .307. turns out i have THREE broken face bones. i talked to my friend i was hanging out with that night, he said i was starting shit and i turned around and walked off then face planted the ground. the damage doesnt look like it came from a fall though. looks like someone hit me with a bottle of some sorts. "HEEEYYY YOOOUUU GUUUUYYYYYSSSSS!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 you look upset man.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 You have pretty eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 damn brah! alcohol is one hell of a drink. ps. get better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Cool story br0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 You look sad :( Wash your hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 you must have real bad beer shits today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Self Face Pasting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 i liek ur nos3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted May 6, 2011 Author Share Posted May 6, 2011 not really, all that was actually done in photoshop.even the oily hair. fooled you suckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Hey there buddy, lets have a seat and chat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anything goes Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I work part time at a bar in my neighborhood, a few months ago I watched some dude face plant from half way down a flight of stairs. He just stopped while walking down the stairs and fell face first into the landing. I watched his head bounce off the ground and he immediately went into a seizure /notrannybaltimoremcdonalds. Luckily one of the other bar tenders is a fire fighter, took good care of him while we waited for the paramedics. This guy ended up in the ICU for 6 days, broke all sorts of shit in his facial, could've been paralyzed and had six different surgeons tell him he should be dead. I saw the guy a week ago and you wouldn't ever know it happened, hopefully your shit will heal up too. /yescoolstoorrybra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 haaha awesome photo, I have one like that with my face all smashed up somewhere. Don't be mad chicks dig scars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Grody. I'm talking about that facial hair. Shave that junk off...it's 2011 already. I'm gonna send those nerds a message and invite them to hang out with me. Nothing good will come of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 looks like someone hit me with a bottle of some sorts.i was aiming someone else but you walked in front of me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 cornelius? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 If it makes you feel any better I got pegged by a big chunk of slate rock today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 If it makes you feel any better, I just split a Cinnabon with these two kids and now we're playing Wii Mario Kart. I wanted to get tattooed, but it's looking like I have to find some time to sneak away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 If it makes you feel any better, I just split a Cinnabon with these two kids and now we're playing Wii Mario Kart. I wanted to get tattooed, but it's looking like I have to find some time to sneak away. from tjhis guy? http://austin.craigslist.org/art/2366049860.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 haha found my smashed up face pic this is about 16years ago now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 How Fucking old are you now?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Man that shit will heal up like nothing ever happened. I rode my bike full speed into a sign one night and flew face first into that jawn. My tooth was broken and my lip split open making me look like the predator without his mask. You couldn't even tell anything happened to me a couple months later. Go out tonight and celebrate in hopes of a speedy recovery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 How Fucking old are you now?!?! im 33 in June Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 haha found my smashed up face pic this is about 16years ago now Looks like this was taken in the 50's dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 IS THAT CONTAGEOUS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 haha in the 50s, was in the 90s, I smashed a motorbike into a tree with no helmet on kinda fucked myself up good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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