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yesterday morning i woke up in the hospital, face fucked up to all hell. with a BAC of .307. turns out i have THREE broken face bones. i talked to my friend i was hanging out with that night, he said i was starting shit and i turned around and walked off then face planted the ground. the damage doesnt look like it came from a fall though. looks like someone hit me with a bottle of some sorts.

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"HEEEYYY YOOOUUU GUUUUYYYYYSSSSS!!!"

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not really, all that was actually done in photoshop.even the oily hair. fooled you suckers.

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I work part time at a bar in my neighborhood, a few months ago I watched some dude face plant from half way down a flight of stairs. He just stopped while walking down the stairs and fell face first into the landing. I watched his head bounce off the ground and he immediately went into a seizure /notrannybaltimoremcdonalds.

 

Luckily one of the other bar tenders is a fire fighter, took good care of him while we waited for the paramedics. This guy ended up in the ICU for 6 days, broke all sorts of shit in his facial, could've been paralyzed and had six different surgeons tell him he should be dead.

 

I saw the guy a week ago and you wouldn't ever know it happened, hopefully your shit will heal up too.

 

/yescoolstoorrybra

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haaha awesome photo, I have one like that with my face all smashed up somewhere.

 

Don't be mad chicks dig scars.

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Grody.

I'm talking about that facial hair.

Shave that junk off...it's 2011 already.

 

I'm gonna send those nerds a message and invite them to hang out with me.

Nothing good will come of it.

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looks like someone hit me with a bottle of some sorts.
i was aiming someone else but you walked in front of me

 

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If it makes you feel any better, I just split a Cinnabon with these two kids and now we're playing Wii Mario Kart.

I wanted to get tattooed, but it's looking like I have to find some time to sneak away.

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