Realism Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 I'm surprised that turn of phrase has people so surprised...it's just a euphemism for "fingered" or what DAO does when he turns the Internet back on, depending on how you use it in a sentence. "I digitally penetrated my girlfriend the other night at dinner." "Wow dude!" "Yeah, I did it under the table at her parents' house. We ate pasta." OR "I had to get on 12oz to argue, so I engaged in digital penetration." "Wait, you mean your wife fingered your ass? How does that apply?" "No you fucking dweeb, I plugged in my modem and opened Firefox." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 raping retards? that's something you would normally hear about in Florida. Hopefully he gets fistually penetrated in jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 "Wait, you mean your wife fingered your ass? How does that apply?" analog penetration Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 i couldnt imagine being in this guys shoes right now. Sitting in jail charged with no less than raping a disabled person. There are no Mulligans on some shit like that. Nobody is going to support you. Visits and money put on your books is probably not going to happen. You are gonna get beat down because of it. You will spend years in prison. You are a public spectacle. When you eventually get out of prison good luck explaining that on a job application. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 :( awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 fingers can be referred to as digits. How the fuck would anyone find out that she was on her period? And then mention it in the article. For real. That is dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 still don't get how they said he had her "blow him" then got all scientific with "digitally penetrated" also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 College is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 FUCK YA'LL ANALOG NIGGAZ WE BE DIGITAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 College is awesome i doubt she thinks that anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughtaco169 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Digitally pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 pretty sure i already made a lawnmower man joke. NEGd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/2011/05/raul_barrientos_sex_assault_di.php A 22-year-old Anaheim man was charged today with raping and sexually assaulting a woman with severe mental and physical disabilities in a men's restroom at Fullerton College. someone should tattoo rapest on his forehead and taze his genitals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 co-sang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Realism Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 still don't get how they said he had her "blow him" then got all scientific with "digitally penetrated" This is true. But it's a blog, so I expect idiocy and overly formal language to end up side by side sooner or later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 FUCK YA'LL ANALOG NIGGAZ WE BE DIGITAL niggas got a watch on his digits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ONE_ONE_NINER Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Fullerton cheerleaders are ugly as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 At first I was just going to drop this picture for laughs, but then something even more important occurred to me. Dude in this picture is probably some amateur model dude trying to make a buck posing in an ad, but how is all of his peoples, and everyone else around him, going to be when they see he's the prison rape model? Ha-ha-haa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 "she may be retarded, but those titties aint!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toughtaco169 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 pretty sure i already made a lawnmower man joke. NEGd I dunno but you apparently got highjacked and outdone. why you madz tho ¿ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defer Posted May 7, 2011 Author Share Posted May 7, 2011 i couldnt imagine being in this guys shoes right now. Sitting in jail charged with no less than raping a disabled person. There are no Mulligans on some shit like that. Nobody is going to support you. Visits and money put on your books is probably not going to happen. You are gonna get beat down because of it. You will spend years in prison. You are a public spectacle. When you eventually get out of prison good luck explaining that on a job application. guy's not getting out. ever. i wouldn't be surprised if he hangs himself or something. dude's life is over. done. me and a few buddies talked about it yesterday. a few months ago we were partying together and this guy was hooking up with alright looking womenz. life's fuckin crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 You can hook up with all the hot women you want, but if you really want to fuck a retard you're not gonna be satisfied til you're getting some sloppy retarded pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 good choice br0! S S T S T T S T S S T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uzzi 9mm Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Does anyone else ever wish that they could be some badss jailbird mahfucker for a week so scum like this would be delivered into your hands so you could beat the shit out of them? I hope he gets put into a cell press Debo dun gon get medi-evil on yo ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 i love that on this threads first page people are outraged at the writer of the article for using a term they didn't know, instead of at the rapist. hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 I'm surprised that many people on here didn't know ur fingers were your digits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 I don't think it's the digit thing that surprised people. It's the fact that the article said 'blow him' rather than 'perform oral sex' and then followed it with 'digitally penetrating' rather than 'finger bang' syntax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 I didn't see anyone "outraged" at it at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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