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Makro Interview

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Guest defyone

defy: i love your location

defy: soccer

makro: hahahaha

defy: why not Ping Pong?

makro: because of the steam

makro: its too violent

defy: haha

defy: how about fooseball?

makro: its abundant

defy: Airhockey?

makro: SUCKER PUNCH

defy: Put Put (mini golf)?

makro: BONGO PADS

defy: ok thanks for the 45 sec interview.

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Guest hipnos

i think you need a basic understanding of the coefficient of bong fortress.

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Originally posted by DEE38

marko will you marry me?

 

i cook some mean stir fry.

 

Congradulations dee you have just made history. The first time a girl on here has hit on a guy on here.

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Originally posted by suburbian bum

 

Congradulations dee you have just made history. The first time a girl on here has hit on a guy on here.

 

 

hey, congratulations is with a T!

 

boy do i feel like a slut! I'm not, really i'm not!

 

(i was just kidding about the married part, but i do make a mean stir fry)

if we ever have a 12oz meet up, i'll be the one who brought stir fry. i hope you all like stir fry. damnit.

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dee...why...im at a lost of words. here let me list 4 reasons why..

 

1.) girls dont like me

2.) SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!

B.) no one likes me

9.) i dont do drugs

3.) i am alive

3.) REASON NUMBER 4

 

well...ill try the stir fry if its possible. thanks for the smile toss.

 

 

 

i think a real interview would be funny.

 

bling it up like an ice box

 

why does everyone steal my bong fortress. i made the phase. RAISE THE ROOF!

 

FUCK YOUR ARMS

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the real interview.

 

me: name:

makros: Donald Troseki

me: location:

makros: Soccer

me: age:

makros: 9000

me: favorite teletubby:

makros: the gay one

makros: of course

me: favorite pop star:

makros: Makros

me: favorite canned beverage:

makros: Carbonated milk

makros: or Deer Meat

makros: whichever

me: least appealing part of the opposite sex:

makros: hmmm

makros: do you mean every one of the opposite sex, or just the worthless ones?

me: whichever you feel more comfortable with

makros: well i certainly hate worthless girls...which is the majority of all girls...

makros: but as for just the female body..

makros: ehh...i dont like the bottom of the feet much

makros: looks like a bag of entrails

me: most annoying child actor:

makros: ALL OF THEM

me: least favorite recent trend:

makros: crashing planes into buildings

me: most favorite recent trend:

makros: AMERICAN FLAGS!! oh wait...im not serious. im not a fan of trends. fuck that "garbie". make up your own shit, ham arm.

me: favorite thing to eat on thursdays:

makros: DEAD CHILDREN

makros: or something else

me: fridays:

makros: that isnt a dead child

makros: umm

makros: fridays..

makros: hmm

makros: on fridays...i dont know...today is friday..i ate pizza. then i crapped my pants.

makros: i guess thats cool

me: best thing to do after sex:

makros: probably live. i think its pretty shitty when people have death by sex. ( www.deathbysex.com - i dont know if thats a real site, but i wouldn't doubt it.)

me: best time to eat broccoli:

makros: when you are launching fire shits in your pants and throwing up mcdonalds fries as you try to convince your friends you arent crapping your pants nor throwing up (when clearly, you are).

me: thank you mr.makros, this interview will self destruct in -6.7 seconds.

makros: EXPLODE YOUR ORGANS!

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Guest defyone
Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder

...but then saw who was conducting it and said fuck it, time to wash the dishes

 

fag

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*overheard on the Twisted Sister tour bus:

 

Dude! Where the hell are my gloves?

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