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Im trying to get work on the mountains for winter. I assume its all hot women, drinking and snowboarding tricks.

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2011 has been really fucking good for me. I went from sitting on my couch for two years, to working 60-80 hour weeks doing shit I love.

 

That's right, the MTA pays me to ride the subway wearing sweatpants while hopped up on Viagra. My job title is "Coat Hanger."

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Work sucks but having money to afford nice things for yourself is pretty cool.

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Im trying to get work on the mountains for winter. I assume its all hot women, drinking and snowboarding tricks.

 

Nah dude, it's actually living with weird lonely old men who have strange infatuations with women they've met once and play in a band formed in their friends mothers basement.

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A fucking job would be cool I'm glad you got one, forsit. Say hi to Gennifer for me!

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Shit I wish my filming skills (or lack thereof in some people's eyes) were what is getting me paid haha. But nah it's my good looks and soothing voice.

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Shit I wish my filming skills (or lack thereof in some people's eyes) were what is getting me paid haha. But nah it's my good looks and soothing voice.

 

So phone play?

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Nah dude, it's actually living with weird lonely old men who have strange infatuations with women they've met once and play in a band formed in their friends mothers basement.

 

Haha. Guess ill fit in.

 

Definitely need a job soon tho, this student shit just isnt paying the debts.

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So phone play?

 

Part of the time. I work different shows as well. Collecting leads for different companies and whatnot.

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i needz a yob. i evenn applied at shitty taco bell but nothing..

 

are you black? thats the only requirement

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You're mixing up your fast food employee stereotypes something serious

 

Semi related: I was once served at Taco Bell by a girl who looked like a fish. Her eyes were inordinately far apart. It was an uncomfortable experience.

 

It took everything in me not to ask if they served fish tacos.

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