earl broclo ESQ Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Imagine being in the prison yard and someone asking "what are you in for," and having to reply "busting a nut in a co-worker's water bottle." "A Fullerton man was sentenced Friday to six months in jail and three years' probation for twice depositing his semen into a co-worker's water bottle, which she later drank from. "Michael Kevin Lallana, 32, also was ordered by the court to register as a sex offender, according to the Orange County District Attorney's office. He left semen-laced water bottles on his co-worker’s desk at Northwestern Mutual Finance Network in Newport Beach last year on two separate occasions, district attorney officials said in a statement. Prosecutors said Lallana committed the crime for sexual gratification. “He admitted that he was attracted to her, and that it was something about her lips having touched the water bottle that turned him on,” Deputy Dist. Atty. Brock Zimmon said. The first incident occurred in January 2010 when the victim discarded the water bottle after realizing it was contaminated, prosecutors said. Four months later, Lallana again deposited his semen into a water bottle and left it on the woman's desk, prosecutors said. She drank from the bottle and detected an “off” taste, her attorney said. She preserved the bottle and sent it to a private laboratory for testing. She learned two months later that the water bottle contained semen, at which point she notified authorities. " Read more HERE. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Christ. No one is gonna wanna sit with him at meals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Christ. No one is gonna wanna sit with him at meals. he can sit by me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 people are weird men with bizarre sex fetishes are fucking bat shit crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 "Either there's gonna be some blood on my knife or shit on my dick... But I'm gettin the booty" Never wanna go to jail :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 THIS GUY IS MY HERO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 sounds like a cool guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Fuck that... did you see the label that water bottle had on it? It was asking for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonmyD Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Imagine being in the prison yard and someone asking "what are you in for," and having to reply "busting a nut in a co-worker's water bottle." :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 The Phantom Nutter strikes again! But really, what tha fuck is wrong with some people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 HAWAIIAN/SEMEN PEOPLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 if he just said i busted in her bottle cos i fucking felt like it id have more respect for him. faggot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 people are weird men with bizarre sex fetishes are fucking bat shit crazy ^^^ There are some weird mother fuckers out there, i keep it simple. Tits and Ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 ass and titties asss and tittties swag. but really, dont cum in waterbottles not a good look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harold8b Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 'semen-laced water bottles' made me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 people are weird men with bizarre sex fetishes are fucking bat shit crazy As opposed to women with bizarre sex fetishes just being a little misunderstood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 she detected an "off" taste the 2nd time :lol: the first one tasted just fine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Imagine being in the prison yard and someone asking "what are you in for," and having to reply "busting a nut in a co-worker's water bottle." Same with the people that fuck with dogs/animals Remember that guy in cali that threw the ladys poodle into on coming traffic??? Think he got 3 years i think. I was living out there, then- story is fucked but they kept showing the retard pic of this dog on the news. Thought it was funny Most likely theyll end up in Min security though, right??This guy should have got a lawyer. That registering as a sex offender shit is fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 it sounds like dude would leave these bottles on her desk who drinks from strange waterbottles that you dont own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crack rock steady Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Who jerks it into a water bottle post high school? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 This guy should have got a lawyer. That registering as a sex offender shit is fucked up I'm with you when it comes to dudes getting caught pissing behind a dumpster in certain cities being charged with sex crimes and having to register as a sex offender. Or 19-20 year olds getting labeled sex offenders for getting busted fucking underage broads. But homeboy jacked off in a bitches water so that she'd drink his cum. C'mon son. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 As opposed to women with bizarre sex fetishes just being a little misunderstood? naw, not at all but you here FAR more often about the dudes, because they are FAR more weird, usually. just like in that incredibly rare instance where one might here of a female child molester. sure, it happens, but it's really really odd and rare. i think fetishes of women's are a little less destructive to other people. women cannot really rape someone for example. and it's tough for a woman to straight terrorize someone with sexual advances. it's just a completely different ballgame (or maybe even a different sport) *and i just noticed, that guy up there thinks dude shouldn't have had to register as a sex offender. talk about a man's perspective. a fucked up man's perspective. it's just different for guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I know a woman who has a real rape fantasy, literally wants someone to all out abuse her just use her and go, she keeps asking me to do it, she says she wont tell my wife, I tell her thats not the point. I would probably do it for the freaky sex if I was single, but not worth the risk as a married man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I'm with you when it comes to dudes getting caught pissing behind a dumpster in certain cities being charged with sex crimes and having to register as a sex offender. Or 19-20 year olds getting labeled sex offenders for getting busted fucking underage broads. But homeboy jacked off in a bitches water so that she'd drink his cum. C'mon son. Lawsuit, YES Sex Offender-- Maybe I guess and agreed on the underage broads \ Saw a kid on dateline- was a senior in hs dating a jr. as soon as he turned 18 the girls parents pressed charges.. He was convicted/stat rape or something-- Had to put a sign in front of his PARENTS house saying a sex offender lived there. WTF is that??? Think it was in Texas And all for the signs for the real rapists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 i agree that sex offender is quite possibly completly misconstrude. if i pissed in someones beer bottle, and they drank it. would that be considered a sex crime? common knowledge some people get off pissing on each other so??? its an act of degradation in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 actually i just skimmed the story just now as opposed to my usual read the headline and post accordingly. sex crime. he admiytted he liked her, he admitted he liked the thought of her cock sucking lips laced with his dick spit so therefor he admitted he is a sex criminiminal. shouldnt just said he hated her and thought it be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Pissing into the beer bottle of someone you don't like is a little different than beating off into some girl's waterbottle because you're attracted to her and lack the spine/mental stability to just come on to her in a normal way. Edit: the light, you have seen it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 and agreed on the underage broads \ Saw a kid on dateline- was a senior in hs dating a jr. as soon as he turned 18 the girls parents pressed charges.. He was convicted/stat rape or something-- Had to put a sign in front of his PARENTS house saying a sex offender lived there. WTF is that??? Think it was in Texas And all for the signs for the real rapists Somebody should shoot that bitches parents. Make an example out of em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 i wanna see a pic of the woman.. to see if it was worth busting a nut in her bottle.. i only bust nuts in pussies but boy i'm never doing that again :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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