abrasivesaint Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 imagine being really fat, and not being able to see all the places a tick could be lurking. like inside your fat folds, you could house a whole colony in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 what the mother funking funk, my dude. visit an ER nao! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 When I was like 6, I came back from a weekend of camping to also find a tick on my dick, in the shower. It kind of made me hate camping for the next few years. The bastard was right on the tip too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 BUGS ON YOUR DICK! YOU FILTHY SPADE! :lol: :lol: :D :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Camping. My Ma once told me to shut up my complaints as to why we never went camping when I was a kid: "I'm not working full time to pay to see what it's like to be homeless" At a young age even I knew when I was shut down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 27, 2011 Author Share Posted April 27, 2011 campings a good fucking time. hundreds and hundreds of dollars of gear and never got a tick on me once. go to a kills show and get a dick on my tick. coincidence...? 8======iD* ] i had two ticks on me today. found them after the fact the kid i was with had one. wutever. fehg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 you could now have tick feet just hanging out inside your wang, getting all infected. good luck with that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Damn noes, you filthy. :lol: Real talk though, that must really suck.You should get that shit checked out just to make sure you don't have anything of it left behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 27, 2011 Author Share Posted April 27, 2011 my dick hurts. and not in a good way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IHATEU Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 my dick hurts. and not in a good way. and what way does a dudes dick hurting ever good??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 You just blew a prime chance to deposit a tick inside of a girl's snatch. 1. Acquire tick on dick. 2. Fuck girl rawdog until tick is no longer on dick. 3. Leave immediately. 4. ??? 5. Profit. cervix tix br0. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 hahaha cervix ticks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 The fuck is with ch. aids lately?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 When I was like 6, I came back from a weekend of camping to also find a tick on my dick, in the shower. It kind of made me hate camping for the next few years. The bastard was right on the tip too. I was afraid it laid eggs in my dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DINERO EN PERRAZ Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I thought my mom was being racist when I was a kid and she said I couldn't have any of my jig friends over because they dirty and have fleas. Sleeping in a dumpster ass nurga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 NICE DICK BRO. WOULD LOOK AGAIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I haven't read this yet thread but I wouldn't be surprised if I'm the tenth person to tell you that you did it wrong and the head of the tic is still in your dick and it's going to grow into a full sized tic inside your dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 you can see the head on the tick in the sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 ideally you would have wanted to take a squirt of the liquid soap and put it on that fucker. It wouldn't be able to breathe and would start crawling away. And here I went and took a lit match to the fucker when I had a tic on my dick. Wish I would've known about that liquid soap trick then. Learn something new everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I feel Bad for you son. There probably a monster inside you. Eating your premature semen. You Shouldn't have pulled it out with your Fingers. You Should have drowned the tick with that toilet Water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 you can see the head on the tick in the sink. So you can see the tiny head, but confuse a sink with a toilet? Good work hawkeye. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I'm surprised by how many of you have had ticks on your genitalia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 First time for every thread I spose... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 So you can see the tiny head, but confuse a sink with a toilet? Good work hawkeye. obviously i was very focused on the tick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 obviously i was very focused on the dick. *fixed I got 99 problems but a tick ain't 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 This is what you have to look forward to growing on your dick, holmes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 there's no way you still don't have some nasty tick residuals and/or body parts still embedded in that grimey dick of yours. dip that shit into an acetone bath or something, that should kill pretty much everything, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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