injury Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 http://youtu.be/vSUW-Z_Cnc0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I'm looking forward to it too. Popcorn.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 TICKS ON MY DICK CUZ I LOOK LIKE MATLOCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 fuck thats so fucking gnar i wasnt ready for that. fuuuuuuuuuuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 its suspicously self explanetary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crack rock steady Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: hey atleast you got your dick sucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Whoa. Props for staying cool and taking flicks nh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Need to start cock rockin these. Man ive never had a fuckin tick on me and ive spent a large chunk of my life in bushland with dirty animals. How the fuck do you get one at a gig ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 did not expect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I got ticks on my dick because I look like Jesus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 hey, that rhymes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 U sure thats not crabs? never heard of pubic ticks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 the ooontz never ceases to amaze me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I thought you were supposed to burn em off, too. But suffocation makes sense as well. http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2009/09/22/botfly-video/ i'd still go get it checked. Anyone else willing to post pics of their tick-dick..? so I dont have to go around and individually ask people for nudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anything goes Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I used to paint a spot where you were guaranteed to walk out with 5-10 ticks on you every time, dish soap, vaseline, neosporin will all suffocate the fuckers so they pop their head out /nh hopefully that shit doesn't get infected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I hear drowning is baaaaad. It causes tick to vomit aids (lyme?) in the wound. Correct way is to apply special tick pliers upon motherfucker and PULL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I heard the best way is to simply NOT GET TICKS ON YOUR FUCKING PENIS. but haha this thread, noes....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 fuck dude fuck this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyViking Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I came in here expecting freights! I thought this was just another bench-shenanigan situation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 bro bro bro bro bro bro fuck thiisssssssss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 shitty. i've had one on my sack before. that was traumatic. drowning them is okay, ticks vomit from the fire method. tweezers is the way to go as long as you get everything out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 get rid of it... OR ELSE: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 ^nigga GTFO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Funny story actually the same thing happend to me the other day. I was takin a piss in the woods and my chick spotted a tick on my dick the next morning. Cant believe this dude posted a pic of his nasty ass dick though. Good job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Should have poured your Stolis on it. I once had a leech on my neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneBonerOner Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Keepitrail would have just torn off his whole dick And eaten it. i lol'd pretty hard at this, at work, and my boss asked what was so funny........ kinda froze up and didnt know what to say... uhh, some guy on the internet ate a roadkill deer he found once and now some other guy has a tick on his dick, so some OTHER dude said the deer eating guy would have just eaten his own dick. hmmmmm, i think ill keep this one to myself.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 the dick pick floodgates have been opened... what is done cannot be undone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 the dick pick floodgates have been opened... what is done cannot be undone. Bullshit. When the banhammer comes out niggas will zip up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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