NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Yes. Tonight, i discovered a TICK on my DICK! I have been drinking so this could easily be a little less thread worthy than i thingk but shit. Compared to all the other retarded shit popping off around here i thought i'd share. fuuu. This chick i know invites me to come to a Kills Show cause she had an exra ticket. I'm bored, and decide to venture out. Soon as i walk in a grab a stoli redbull at the bar and commence drinking. halfway through my first drink i remember i hadn't taken a piss since about noon/one thirty and trail off to the john. During my bissness i feel a rather good size bump on the base of the head of my cock right in that little crevace connecting to the shaft. It startles me OBV because i immediately thought all my laughter at home dudes herpe thread came back to bight me in the dick. literally. and i panic. theres a buncha dudes around me so i casually slip the dong back in my pants and head to the stall for closer investigation. At first glance i thought it was maybe a bbq sauce chunk cuz i had that shit for lunch and mighta left a lil sumthin on the peen. But i saw said chunk had a bunch of wiggly little fucking legs. then i saw that familiar pattern on the back and knew for sure there was a fucking TICK attached to my fucking DICK!!! i let out a loud "fuck!" and immediately proceeded to try pulling it off. shit was in there. of course i needed documentation. so i took a celly flick then clenched my teeth and ripped that little fucker off with force. shit bled and now hurts a good deal. hope it wasn;t a deer tick. i have no fucking idea where i might have gotten a tick from being that i don't live anywhere near the type of place one would expect to see them. out of all the fucking places for a tick to get they're suck on. daaang! DROWN YOU LITTLE FUCKER!!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Well that title was unfortunately accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Nurga posted his dick!! This thread is a homo trap!! With a commendable rhyming name. Gotta say though, props for just tearing that thing off. It's jaws ARE probably still stuck in there though...ideally you would have wanted to take a squirt of the liquid soap and put it on that fucker. It wouldn't be able to breathe and would start crawling away. Of course, that doesn't help you at all now, but you never know when this could happen again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 27, 2011 Author Share Posted April 27, 2011 thats what i'm fucking afraid of. the wound is pretty hard like theres something still stuck in there. and i was too fucked up and sketchy like to remember to check if i'd gotten the head or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Baaad news man. You're in Lyme disease country... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbootyhoes Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 i got a tick on my dick once when i was younger,, no biggie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 WOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HO NOMO FRILL THO WWAT THE FUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siks6siks Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 pics or it didn't happen..............oh wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 This will never come back to haunt you any way. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 from your dog, to your clothes, to your dick. Or...your girl's snatch is infested with ticks. /promo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 27, 2011 Author Share Posted April 27, 2011 dude. i thought it mighta came from the peach tree(my boxer) but i just anti-tick'd her and the shit wasnt there this morning. haven't been around her since about 8 yo. no fucking clue. Baaad news man. You're in Lyme disease country... first thoughts. guess i'll find out in 30 days to several months from now. pics or it didn't happen..............oh wait. c'mon son. i ALWAYS go by the book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 cut your nails, dirtbag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymatics Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 i see your pee pee official cox thread yes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 god fuckin damn. i've heard of this before and have been scared of it every since. i despise ticks, i found 7 on me in the matter of a minute one day and almost burned myself alive. edit: i was also gonna say you're dog. i've found ticks on my dog even after the anti-tick shit. that little fucker could have been creeping on you somewhere all day just waiting for his time to strike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 27, 2011 Author Share Posted April 27, 2011 cut your nails, dirtbag. nurga please. we're talking about ticks on dicks here. quit sweatin my nail swag. my homie once got one in her ear(the visible part) whilst camping. but i'm pretty sure my stories way more gnarly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Keepitrail would have just torn off his whole dick And eaten it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 *filmed/dipped it in chrome bath/smoked weed out of it/chuckled on camera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I can honestly say I was not expecting to see any of that. WOW Also, I thought you weren't meant to pull those things out because you could leave bits of them inside you, which is bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 hey atleast you got your dick sucked 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 dude. i thought it mighta came from the peach tree(my boxer) but i just anti-tick'd her and the shit wasnt there this morning. haven't been around her since about 8 yo. no fucking clue. It probably got into the house via yours or your roommates' dog. then dipped out and somehow got into a pair of your boxers or pants. Unless you've been doing some weirdo shit in the woods, like fucking a hole in a stump. woodland ass, tree fucking ass, dicktick ass nurga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 27, 2011 Author Share Posted April 27, 2011 haaaaaaaa! i was hanging with the kiddies at work all day man. and that shit was NOT fucking there last time i took a piss. and as for not being supposed to pull them off. not true. and regardless i was not about to just let the little bastard hang the fuck out on my dick for the remainder of the show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 hey atleast you got your dick sucked + 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 d first thoughts. guess i'll find out in 30 days to several months from now. . soooooooo you posted a photo of your dick, super gay. we are FOR SURE not going to arcade or anything... EVER but on a serious note.. that is NOT a deer tick and it WILL NOT give you lime. so dont trip i have been treated for lime twice. it fucking sucks. i had two ticks on me today. found them after the fact the kid i was with had one. also, can we get a thread title change here mods to warn those of us who dont like looking at a black mans penis dont click into a trap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 nurga please. we're talking about ticks on dicks here. quit sweatin my nail swag. my homie once got one in her ear(the visible part) whilst camping. but i'm pretty sure my stories way more gnarly. nail swag :lol: touche. props when im not 24'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 27, 2011 Author Share Posted April 27, 2011 IHATEU! but did you have a tick on your dick tho!? and since when do you hang with little kids? lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Basegow Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 my friend's dog got a tick in it's butthole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 IHATEU! but did you have a tick on your dick tho!? and since when do you hang with little kids? lol! little kids? WUT? then again if i did it would be better then hanging with an nurger(pc for you!) who posts photos of his man hood with a bug on it in a forum that is 90% male! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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