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this is 2 days straight of nothing but water and crandberry juice.

And it's only getting worse.

Gonna try to hit up some clinic I heard about that's pretty cheap tomorrow.

Already called out of work and have no idea when I'm going to be able to go back so I'll probably end up losing my job over this.

Least of my worries.

 

 

if you have an infection of some sort and you've been doing nothing by drinking water and cranberry juice, your body probably will hurt waaaaaaaaay tons more, but right before you'll start to get better. even if you don't have any ailments but your flushing your body, you might feel weird even bad. but thats just your body getting rid of all of the bullshit we overload into our systems. try taking a multi vitamin every morning and continue to flush your body for the rest of the week. regardless of what other shit your fucked up with. can't hurt.

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Pain in your gut's is serious. . .

 

My Left nut swole up to the size of a softball after the most gnarly single tube ride behind a boat (3 single tubes + drunk crazy boat driver)...had horrible pains that would wake me up in the middle of the night for a year. . . I then went to work one day and lifted a heavy job/tool box over some shit on the ground and POP my gut's emptied into my sack. . . I required emergency surgery, plus the doctors thought they were going to have to remove my ball, lower intestine and lord know's what else.

 

Get yourself checked out Nurga. . . I dont think you have enough E cred to come around and ask for spare change yet so you better ask a doctor what it izzzzz.

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Went to the "cheap" clinic today.

It was $60 to get seen, but the CT scan tomorrow is gonna set me back $600.

Plus the $40 for the prescriptions for what he thinks it is but isn't even sure until the CT scan tomorrow.

 

Doc thinks it's probably Diverticulitis.

Which would be completely unrelated to the drinking but I think I'm gonna chill for a minute anyways.

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SOME doctors are like that. ER doctors are heavy handed, but I've currently got one specialist who won't give me anything stronger than tramadol, even though I'm walking around with a broken ankle and all kinds of torn ligaments in my foot

 

 

 

How'd you break your ankle?

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funny that no one realizes that hospitals can sue, do win, and are completely able to garnish wages. i know 3 people who have had that happen to them.

 

 

That's wild.

I never had that happen to me in the past.

Never even heard of that happening to anyone else.

If they try that shit on me I'm gonna fight it due to their kicking me out without even so much as a scan.

 

Non-payment due to non-treatment.

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I then went to work one day and lifted a heavy job/tool box over some shit on the ground and POP my gut's emptied into my sack. . . I required emergency surgery, plus the doctors thought they were going to have to remove my ball, lower intestine and lord know's what else.

 

 

 

JESUS

FUCKING

CHRIST

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Doc thinks it's probably Diverticulitis.

Which would be completely unrelated to the drinking but I think I'm gonna chill for a minute anyways.

 

It may be not be directly related to the drinking, but it is inflammation and alcohol along with all kinds of other shitty food causes inflammation in your guts. It is minor, but if it goes on and on for years it can take a toll. Once you get past a whole week of not drinking it gets easier and easier to pass it up. Make sure that cranberry juice you are drinking is actual juice and not cranberry flavored drink. Because all that sugar will also inflame your innards.

 

Start bench pressing your kids and sweat out all that beer.

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this is 2 days straight of nothing but water and crandberry juice.

And it's only getting worse.

Gonna try to hit up some clinic I heard about that's pretty cheap tomorrow.

Already called out of work and have no idea when I'm going to be able to go back so I'll probably end up losing my job over this.

Least of my worries.

 

Walmart can find another greeter I wouldn't worry about them.

 

Whatever you've got hopefully it's fatal, painful and slow.

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Walmart can find another greeter I wouldn't worry about them.

 

Whatever you've got hopefully it's fatal, painful and slow.

 

 

 

You were lurking this thread for hours before you posted this and this was all you could come up with in that time?

 

You're slipping.

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Make sure that cranberry juice you are drinking is actual juice and not cranberry flavored drink.

 

 

You already know.

First day of this I made the mistake of buying a Minute Maid Cranapple drink.

Looked at the ingredients after I already left the store and opened it and it said like 1% juice. I felt ripped off.

Next day we went food shopping and I made it a point to check the ingredients before buying a big ole jug of real cranberry juice.

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Open browser on smartphone. Do stuff. "Lurk for hours."

 

Got me bro.

 

You're over 30 without insurance (with kids wtf) and you dont know how to buy juice.

 

 

 

This nigga lurked for hours on his fucking SMART PHONE trying to think of some witty shit to say, and STILL failed! :lol:

 

And FYI, all kids have insurance. The Republicans haven't killed Medicaid yet.

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Yo I just realized that the only two jackasses who came at me about not having insurance come from Canada and Massachusetts.

 

For those who don't know Massachusetts has free healthcare just like Canada.

So we have a Canuk and a jackass who lives in a state with free healthcare calling everyone who doesn't have health insurance losers. :lol:

 

 

Back to Rambo.

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