BullshitTantrum Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 this is 2 days straight of nothing but water and crandberry juice. And it's only getting worse. Gonna try to hit up some clinic I heard about that's pretty cheap tomorrow. Already called out of work and have no idea when I'm going to be able to go back so I'll probably end up losing my job over this. Least of my worries. if you have an infection of some sort and you've been doing nothing by drinking water and cranberry juice, your body probably will hurt waaaaaaaaay tons more, but right before you'll start to get better. even if you don't have any ailments but your flushing your body, you might feel weird even bad. but thats just your body getting rid of all of the bullshit we overload into our systems. try taking a multi vitamin every morning and continue to flush your body for the rest of the week. regardless of what other shit your fucked up with. can't hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Pain in your gut's is serious. . . My Left nut swole up to the size of a softball after the most gnarly single tube ride behind a boat (3 single tubes + drunk crazy boat driver)...had horrible pains that would wake me up in the middle of the night for a year. . . I then went to work one day and lifted a heavy job/tool box over some shit on the ground and POP my gut's emptied into my sack. . . I required emergency surgery, plus the doctors thought they were going to have to remove my ball, lower intestine and lord know's what else. Get yourself checked out Nurga. . . I dont think you have enough E cred to come around and ask for spare change yet so you better ask a doctor what it izzzzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 26, 2011 Author Share Posted April 26, 2011 Went to the "cheap" clinic today. It was $60 to get seen, but the CT scan tomorrow is gonna set me back $600. Plus the $40 for the prescriptions for what he thinks it is but isn't even sure until the CT scan tomorrow. Doc thinks it's probably Diverticulitis. Which would be completely unrelated to the drinking but I think I'm gonna chill for a minute anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 26, 2011 Author Share Posted April 26, 2011 SOME doctors are like that. ER doctors are heavy handed, but I've currently got one specialist who won't give me anything stronger than tramadol, even though I'm walking around with a broken ankle and all kinds of torn ligaments in my foot How'd you break your ankle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 26, 2011 Author Share Posted April 26, 2011 funny that no one realizes that hospitals can sue, do win, and are completely able to garnish wages. i know 3 people who have had that happen to them. That's wild. I never had that happen to me in the past. Never even heard of that happening to anyone else. If they try that shit on me I'm gonna fight it due to their kicking me out without even so much as a scan. Non-payment due to non-treatment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 26, 2011 Author Share Posted April 26, 2011 I then went to work one day and lifted a heavy job/tool box over some shit on the ground and POP my gut's emptied into my sack. . . I required emergency surgery, plus the doctors thought they were going to have to remove my ball, lower intestine and lord know's what else. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 How'd you break your ankle? Got hit in the head with a baseball bat and fell awkwardly haha. And my dad has diverticulitis, fun fact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 My associate had this a few weeks back. From eating too much popcorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 W Doc thinks it's probably Diverticulitis. Which would be completely unrelated to the drinking but I think I'm gonna chill for a minute anyways. It may be not be directly related to the drinking, but it is inflammation and alcohol along with all kinds of other shitty food causes inflammation in your guts. It is minor, but if it goes on and on for years it can take a toll. Once you get past a whole week of not drinking it gets easier and easier to pass it up. Make sure that cranberry juice you are drinking is actual juice and not cranberry flavored drink. Because all that sugar will also inflame your innards. Start bench pressing your kids and sweat out all that beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 "What, do you think you're better than me, 'cause you got both your nuts?"[/color][/size] 24'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 this is 2 days straight of nothing but water and crandberry juice. And it's only getting worse. Gonna try to hit up some clinic I heard about that's pretty cheap tomorrow. Already called out of work and have no idea when I'm going to be able to go back so I'll probably end up losing my job over this. Least of my worries. Walmart can find another greeter I wouldn't worry about them. Whatever you've got hopefully it's fatal, painful and slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 26, 2011 Author Share Posted April 26, 2011 Walmart can find another greeter I wouldn't worry about them. Whatever you've got hopefully it's fatal, painful and slow. You were lurking this thread for hours before you posted this and this was all you could come up with in that time? You're slipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 26, 2011 Author Share Posted April 26, 2011 Make sure that cranberry juice you are drinking is actual juice and not cranberry flavored drink. You already know. First day of this I made the mistake of buying a Minute Maid Cranapple drink. Looked at the ingredients after I already left the store and opened it and it said like 1% juice. I felt ripped off. Next day we went food shopping and I made it a point to check the ingredients before buying a big ole jug of real cranberry juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Open browser on smartphone. Do stuff. "Lurk for hours." Got me bro. You're over 30 without insurance (with kids wtf) and you dont know how to buy juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 26, 2011 Author Share Posted April 26, 2011 Open browser on smartphone. Do stuff. "Lurk for hours." Got me bro. You're over 30 without insurance (with kids wtf) and you dont know how to buy juice. This nigga lurked for hours on his fucking SMART PHONE trying to think of some witty shit to say, and STILL failed! :lol: And FYI, all kids have insurance. The Republicans haven't killed Medicaid yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Your time out certainly hasn't made you smarter has it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 26, 2011 Author Share Posted April 26, 2011 Your time out certainly hasn't made you smarter has it? ^Says the jackass who lurked for hours on his fucking phone trying and failing to think of something funny to say. I'm sure the bar you bounce at has sick bene's bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 26, 2011 Author Share Posted April 26, 2011 And on that note I'm going back to watching Rambo2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 If only we had a president that made it so healthcare was affordable... Or you can spend your money on a 12 pack a night. Either or. I'm sure your family couldn't use the money you're pissing away without having insurance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 26, 2011 Author Share Posted April 26, 2011 Yo I just realized that the only two jackasses who came at me about not having insurance come from Canada and Massachusetts. For those who don't know Massachusetts has free healthcare just like Canada. So we have a Canuk and a jackass who lives in a state with free healthcare calling everyone who doesn't have health insurance losers. :lol: Back to Rambo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Rambo definitely didn't have health insurance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 that nigga DAO bought this shit talkin bout he drinkin cranberry juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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metronome Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 In Canada we have "free" healthcare, but its two tiered. If you don't want to wait 6 hours in the ER, and if you want your MRI tomorrow not 7 months from now - you pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 OHHHHH BAD ASS! SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE THE SHIT WE PAY FOR IN AMERICA, LITERALLY. CANADA IS REALLY THE FUCKIN SOFTEST PUSSY BRED SECOND GENERATION OF FRENCH FAGGOTRY COUNTRY THAT HAS EVER BEEN ESTABLISHED. THE WHOLE COUNTRY SMELLS LIKE PUSSY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 If I get into a car accident and an ambulance has to come pick me up I don't have to pay $800 for the ride, and when I get to the hospital I go right into surgery without a nurse rifling through my wallet looking for my Blue Cross card. Hows that recession going for y'all though? Any of you able to get a mortgage yet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 It's a wigger paradise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 :lol: THIS FUCKIN CANADIAN IS ACTING LIKE THEIR COUNTRY EVEN MATTERS. CANADA IS IRRELEVANT, IT MIGHT AS WELL JUST BECOME A VERY LARGE NORTHERN PART OF NORTH DAKOTA :lol: FUCK ASS CANADIANS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Pain in your gut's is serious. . . My Left nut swole up to the size of a softball after the most gnarly single tube ride behind a boat (3 single tubes + drunk crazy boat driver)...had horrible pains that would wake me up in the middle of the night for a year. . . I then went to work one day and lifted a heavy job/tool box over some shit on the ground and POP my gut's emptied into my sack. . . I required emergency surgery, plus the doctors thought they were going to have to remove my ball, lower intestine and lord know's what else. Get yourself checked out Nurga. . . I dont think you have enough E cred to come around and ask for spare change yet so you better ask a doctor what it izzzzz. Wait wait wait. Was your left nut the size of a softball for that whole year? That is fucking gnar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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