i'moffthywallz Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 i want to hang out with dao in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Definitely your vagina. fucker beat me to it :lol: 5 pages later haha, slept on for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 DO NOT EVER PAY MEDICAL BILLS. EVER, EVER EVER EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER. NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT THEM! :lol: this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 that NOW gif almost gave me a fuckin seizure. i just closed my eyes and shook like i got a chill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 i'm surprised they just gave you some morphine randomly. that strike anyone as odd? I thought he was joking when he started putting the shit in my IV and said it was morphine. I was like "nah really though, what is it?" he's like "nah really, it's morphine". Then as he was saying that I got hit with a headrush and felt all warm and fuzzy and shit. I think he just did that shit to mellow me out so that I'd just sign the release forms without thinking. Cause if I was in my right mind I would have argued about that "pulled muscle" shit and probably demanded some kind of scan. And Cunt Eastwood might get his wish the way it's feeling right about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 morphine people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I thought he was joking when he started putting the shit in my IV and said it was morphine. I was like "nah really though, what is it?" he's like "nah really, it's morphine". Then as he was saying that I got hit with a headrush and felt all warm and fuzzy and shit. I think he just did that shit to mellow me out so that I'd just sign the release forms without thinking. Cause if I was in my right mind I would have argued about that "pulled muscle" shit and probably demanded some kind of scan. And Cunt Eastwood might get his wish the way it's feeling right about now. Then go in there and say you'll pay out of pocket. But don't ever pay. Then they'll do all the scans you need. And take a break from the drinking. 10 years straight of drinking every single day and calling a 12pack a "light night" can't be easy on the kidneys & liver. Lay off the cheesesteaks too and drink water and eat a lot of fiber/fruits/whole grains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 this is 2 days straight of nothing but water and crandberry juice. And it's only getting worse. Gonna try to hit up some clinic I heard about that's pretty cheap tomorrow. Already called out of work and have no idea when I'm going to be able to go back so I'll probably end up losing my job over this. Least of my worries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigears Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 i'm surprised they just gave you some morphine randomly. that strike anyone as odd? haha nah. it's a doctor... that's what they do. No lie I walked into the ER keeling over in pain, turned out it was just gas... sent me home with handfuls of dilaudid... for gas... that was no longer in me by the time i left... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 SOME doctors are like that. ER doctors are heavy handed, but I've currently got one specialist who won't give me anything stronger than tramadol, even though I'm walking around with a broken ankle and all kinds of torn ligaments in my foot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 i wish i had doctors like these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I had a friend when I was younger (rip) who got these bad pains once when we were out skating. He called his dad to take him to the er. Turned out his balls had twisted around each other. Had to have surgery and wear a diAper for a month. Also had a friend who passed kidney stones. Said it was the worst pain he ever experienced. Hopefully it's neither of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 KGP injured himself riding BMX one time and had to have one of his nuts removed. True story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 a uni-nut dude who catches his face on fire??! hahaha so hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 The way I found out was even better. I come home from work and go into my room, only to have KGP walk in a minute later. He sits down and tells me the story in a real stoic way, and I'm confused as to why he's chosen this moment. He then tells me that he was trying to break up with his girl in the next room, and that while trying to tell him that she understands him better than anyone else she refrenced the fact that she was the only person he'd ever told about that. Long story short, he told me (because I'm known as someone who gets drunk and likes to very loudly bust my friends ball(s) about everything) so that she would flip out crying and leave, which she did. Ever since then he tells everyone, very open about it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 hahahahahahahahahah! fuckin great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 He had to tell her. Thought thats something she would've noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 "What, do you think you're better than me, 'cause you got both your nuts?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigears Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Maybe the girl grew up with a father who only had one nut and thought it was normal. hijacked thread is hijacked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 YOU SIR HAVE THE DICK FLU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 haha nah. it's a doctor... that's what they do. No lie I walked into the ER keeling over in pain, turned out it was just gas... sent me home with handfuls of dilaudid... for gas... that was no longer in me by the time i left... i dont think that happens in australia Maybe the girl grew up with a father who only had one nut and thought it was normal. hijacked thread is hijacked. yeah, thats normal alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 funny that no one realizes that hospitals can sue, do win, and are completely able to garnish wages. i know 3 people who have had that happen to them. what it iz i hope you find out quick what it iz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 They can't do that in RI, which is just another thing that makes this state so glorious haha. I currently do have health insurance though, which is amazing. I've got both a dentist and orthopedic appointment this week, and I'm about to make another one with the podiatrist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 What happened to KGP? Nurga still around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 He lives out in the suburbs, works 2-11 everyday, and then spends the rest of his time drinking wine alone, playing videogames, and writing poetry to his girlfriend or some shit. He's a boring old man, but he does come out and have fun still every once in awhile. He went out with Manute a couple of weeks ago and ended up puking all over himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 :lol::lol: nasty fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 WHAT IT IZ my friend had the same pain in his side and got it checked out. turned out his appendix was swollen to the size of a softball and fucking all this organs up. got it removed out of his belly button or some shit. good he did it within a few days because that thing could have ruptured. not having health insurance sucks dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 oh yeah, fuck, what if its your appendix, that could be serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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