Ernie McCracken Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Almost any 'tute you find online has a few subtle hints in her ad that will clue you into whether or not you are gettin some hot porn star action or getting kidnapped and forced into Bulgarian sex slavery. Here some tips: **In the pix look for creepers in the background doing weird shit, or counting money, cleaning guns, rapping,,,etc.** **Pix with blurry faces are spotty. Probably fake pix to boot** **Pay for that pussy man! One thing you shouldn't skim on is tail. 90% of the expensive hos are worth it. Being a cheap-ass will only result in some faulty shit*...** ** *There is an exception to this rule and its only applies to foreign pussy. You can pay almost nothing for "company" Typically you pay them to leave.** **These bitches are on a whole new level these days so fuck em with one eye open.** ***Eventually that streetwalkin lil ho will come runnin to you (bc you a slick muthafucka, aren't you??!). Slap the bitch to the ground, throw her a handkerchief and make her shine your Gators with them broken-soul ho tears, no snot.*** ***Take your new ho out to International in the Town, kick that bitch out and make her go buy blow-pops. Bitches need to be honin' they ho skillz while cruise the Blade. Inty is a good start, but take that ho to the Van Ness/Polk Blade and put her to work again in the 'Majors' for the graveyard shift. Rip off the drunk old guys and sketchy frat boys. Bring me back at least 5 racks... gimmie 5 more bitch and i'll let ya base yo crack*** That is the Hungus masterplan for gettin rich in '11. in the last couple of months ive seen actual women prostitutes on Polk, not the normal Diva's and Larkin stab-you-with-a-highheel tranny type shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Why would you throw away drug money like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SystemFailure Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 If you wanna look at something gross just film yourself chewin with your mouth open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 1. that dudes dick looked like an elephant trunk. NH 2. why is every thread you make about some ridiculous ghetto bad-choice life shit? didn't you almost die on IRC like a month ago? shouldn't you probably be focusing your attentions on living a healthier life, rather than paying for whores? im not your father or nothing, but damn dude.... get your life together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 ebonics solve everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 hes got money, okay? just not that trust fund shit. 200 tops brah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted April 24, 2011 Author Share Posted April 24, 2011 200 tops. I realize this lacks ambition or imagination. Its plenty easy to find broads at the bar that are looking for just as little as I am. Maybe i'm just getting lazy. actually the economy is driving the market. as far as i can tell at least here 200 is paying too much. Sub 100 seems to be the jam. Who knows what thats all about. Either they want what they are requesting just to show up or maybe its police to begin with or a different girl that looks nothing like the pictures shows up. Or its a bunch of people that are trying to ambush and kill you. Read about that in the news not even a month ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 dao did say he noticed you nodding off a bit lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted April 24, 2011 Author Share Posted April 24, 2011 here you go.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 i just fuck hot girls. that i don't have to pay. seems to work fine, then i use my money for other goods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 You need to get at the dude who started this thread. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=137608 He's from Detroit and will be able to hook you up. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 HERES ONE COUSIN... REASONABLY PRICED AND PROBABLY STAYS UP THE BLOCK FROM YOU SHED PROBABLY DO IT FOR A CRYSTAL THIS SMALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zozz Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Very interesting I would say ;)! sex tube 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 spambot comin correct. they're learned these damn days. props spambot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Drue_Down Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 1 post. Bot or Indian. Full grill of tic tacs. Fuck the '89 school system, 2012 caters to a whack return because you must learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 I thought this was about flutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Bring your grandpa and post the stories in this guy's thread: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneBonerOner Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 fuck this thread is embarassing, not even sure what you are really asking here. advice on banging escorts? heres my advice: dont be a bitch, and if you arent confident enough to fuck an escort without consulting with a public internet forum first then you should stick to jacking off to your victorias secret catalogue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 HERES ONE COUSIN... REASONABLY PRICED AND PROBABLY STAYS UP THE BLOCK FROM YOU SHED PROBABLY DO IT FOR A CRYSTAL THIS SMALL scust. that could sure pass for some male rockstar hair though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 The whole thing could pass for a male, rockstar or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 with all do respect, stop trickin. this. disregard whore acquire hot sluts for free /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted February 15, 2012 Share Posted February 15, 2012 farted in my mouth. inflated the cheeks. paid er rent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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