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not talkng about streetwalkers, the 5$ glaze your tip or the 1.50 handjob variety. I have money. Not on the trustfund baby top tip, not rolling in cash but doing reasonably well. I'm not ugly, have enough bread to attract a broad and keep her around but i dont want to. I rather just call some escort off backpage. Make her do humiliating shit, horse fuck her for an hour and then she goes and i dont have to see her again.

Looking for advice here. Im not trying to land on one of them police shows lookin like a sucker.... I found this 1 on backpage..... Lookin real good. Would probably contribute to her college education or whatever the fuck but then later seen her getting fucked by some nog with a dick thicker than a coke can. Shit kinda killed it for me and at the same time i decided it was probably a fake add since Detroit isnt exactly the San Fernando Valley. So I do some internet sleuthing, find her twitter, discover that she strips and the Cobra downtown. Now what to do? Way back when I was in TJ with my homeboy. He bought and paid an escort a few hundered dollars and she said that was just for her to show up. If he wanted to fuck the bitch it would cost more. If thats how the game is played then i want no part. I may come off 1-200 but thats all.

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i may try and track that video down and her backpage add. Ive posted them before in here but i dont remember where. THe other night i went looking for the backpage hookup and could locate it.. If anybody could give me some advice on how to do this and not get arrested, or mugged i would appreciate

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When reddit is back up, I saw a thread in IAMA that can help you. Some John's go through the entire process. I don't remember the whole deal otherwise I'd tell you.

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its bad man. I find myself trolling Detroit backpage on an unhealthy basis

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anyway... if you are over the age 22 and start showing up with your 18-19 year old "girlfriend" you look like a buster. Moreover she cant even go to the bar to drink and chill with you.... Or you could just call one up, she shows up, breaks you off and then bounces.. You dont have to EVER see, meet, or chill with her friends. You dont have to take her out, entertain her, feed her, talk to her, meet her parents, She has no expectations for you, dont have to deal with her mood swings...............And if you enjoyed your hour with her then fuck it... you can call her back

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Almost any 'tute you find online has a few subtle hints in her ad that will clue you into whether or not you are gettin some hot porn star action or getting kidnapped and forced into Bulgarian sex slavery.

 

Here some tips:

 

**In the pix look for creepers in the background doing weird shit, or counting money, cleaning guns, rapping,,,etc.**

 

**Pix with blurry faces are spotty. Probably fake pix to boot**

 

**Pay for that pussy man! One thing you shouldn't skim on is tail. 90% of the expensive hos are worth it. Being a cheap-ass will only result in some faulty shit*...**

 

** *There is an exception to this rule and its only applies to foreign pussy. You can pay almost nothing for "company" Typically you pay them to leave.**

 

**These bitches are on a whole new level these days so fuck em with one eye open.**

 

***Eventually that streetwalkin lil ho will come runnin to you (bc you a slick muthafucka, aren't you??!). Slap the bitch to the ground, throw her a handkerchief and make her shine your Gators with them broken-soul ho tears, no snot.***

 

***Take your new ho out to International in the Town, kick that bitch out and make her go buy blow-pops. Bitches need to be honin' they ho skillz while cruise the Blade. Inty is a good start, but take that ho to the Van Ness/Polk Blade and put her to work again in the 'Majors' for the graveyard shift. Rip off the drunk old guys and sketchy frat boys. Bring me back at least 5 racks... gimmie 5 more bitch and i'll let ya base yo crack***

 

That is the Hungus masterplan for gettin rich in '11.

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I think if you're really looking for a high end discreet escort service to provide a couple hours of humiliating sex, then you're gonna have to step waaaaaaay over a 200 dollar budget.

 

I've never personally looked into it, but I have heard figures in the mid-high hundreds, all the way up to like 1400 bucks, and this is just for one "session" mind you...then again, the reddit thing casek posted pegged it at like 150-300...have fun

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I think if you're really looking for a high end discreet escort service to provide a couple hours of humiliating sex, then you're gonna have to step waaaaaaay over a 200 dollar budget.

 

I've never personally looked into it, but I have heard figures in the mid-high hundreds, all the way up to like 1400 bucks, and this is just for one "session" mind you...then again, the reddit thing casek posted pegged it at like 150-300...have fun

 

 

Yeah, that guy from reddit is talking Knoxville prostitizzy's. I saw a couple before dude deleted the link to their pages. One was cute, one.....well, the country wasn't kind.

 

The strippers around here are decent game.

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i honestly don't think i could ever shag a hooker, let alone pay...

 

stirring another man's porridge just isn't for me...

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anyway... if you are over the age 22 and start showing up with your 18-19 year old "girlfriend" you look like a buster.

 

how so

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if you are over the age 22 and start showing up with your 18-19 year old "girlfriend" you look like a buster. Moreover she cant even go to the bar to drink and chill with you....

 

my response to that is most girls that are 18 can get in a bar. hell if shes a looker shes prolly been gettin in bars for atleast 2 years. just do what a dude does already and just buy drinks for her....isn't that how bars work?

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i don't get it. why not just bag a bitch from a bar? no commitment.

 

this. it aint hard to pull a chick for way less than 1-200 from a bar.

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TOOTS!

 

also, yeah if you can't pull a slag in a bar, go back to her place and do despicable things to her you're doing something very wrong.

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