RIPS Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPTfdvkZksM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 what the shit did you just say about my ears?! Anyway, so back on topic I guess. A little word of advice to anyone moving to New York (OR even just visiting, true fact) First thing you want to do is apply for a NY license... yes, even if you're just visiting... THEN you want to apply for food stamps... YES, even if (I cannot stress this enough) you're JUST visiting... They will give you $200 a month... please tourists and dreamers...if you move anywhere in NY and can walk don't suck any more money out of our budget. taxes are to damn high. cigs and blunts can not go up anymore with out me having to do greasy shit to afford em. in fact, move to pa its only a quick drive away and you can scheme shit to sell to yorkers at wacky wavey prices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 i love 12oz chzero, everyone gets so off topic. first page is about nyc and last page is about marines? ha go to nyc and fucking explore. thats the only way to really see whats out there. (A lot to offer) hit the known skate spots and hook up with others who school u on whats good in the areas. weed is good. pizza is good. hit up a lot of events that are free and get drunk for free. shit like dat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 also a dutch is 2 dollars now. what the fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 i'll be there next month, hustling cigarettes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 weed is good. pizza is good. Quoted for truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 go to grays papaya and get the 2 dogs an a fruit smoothie for 4.99. Dollar dumplings in china town. Dollar slices on canal st. marvel at all the horrible bootleg roors and china blown glass, then buy in bulk and pass off to the minors. go to art shows to skeez free beers. do acid. drive however the fuck you like, better yet drive while doing whipits. it'll make sense. avoid uc's. if your in an area you don't know well don't look up to much. get on your schemes. and when you turn the corner on the side walks sometimes hold your breath because a huge gust of shit-wind might knock into you. i got caught off guard and almost puked the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Grow ironic mustache, purchase skinny jeans, a fedora, and thick framed glasses, then move to Brooklyn. If asked a question, there are two appropriate responses "whatever" or "I was into ______ before anyone heard of ______". *tattoo's, I almost forgot to say get tattoo's, owls and anything else ironically retro is the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 south brooklyn doesn't have too many hipsters. just blacks and kc kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 also a dutch is 2 dollars now. what the fuck If I'm living in the state with the second highest tobacco tax and can still find them for 1.00-1.25, you should step your searching game up, especially with the amount of cutty bodegas and convenience stores NYC has to offer. ya burn blunts 4 lyfe bomberry kush keeps me smokin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 im not gonna go around searching for the perfect dutch prices on some grandma type shit -u buy the closest dutch available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 And then get upset about how much it costs. Logical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 i'm not too upset. a little bit, but not too much. but when i do find get them for less then 2$ ill holla at ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigears Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 please tourists and dreamers...if you move anywhere in NY and can walk don't suck any more money out of our budget. taxes are to damn high. cigs and blunts can not go up anymore with out me having to do greasy shit to afford em. in fact, move to pa its only a quick drive away and you can scheme shit to sell to yorkers at wacky wavey prices. Haha suck anymore money out of your budget? NYC has money to SPARE. Just to get over a bridge anywhere in the city it costs 6.50, at what, a billion heads going through that toll a day?! Richest city in the world and that shit doesn't show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gasfacevictm Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 This girl I hang with moved to a new place in NY. Apartment is nice as all hell. It is also situated on a corner with the only god damn corner store in all of NYC that does not sell beer. The next closest store is like 5 blocks away. Real estate fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 I am not a Rican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 gasMad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 new york's alright....if you like saxophones. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Pee off the Empire State building Then smoke SewerKush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 new york's alright....if you like saxophones. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw3MO4E9gVA#t=0m19s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I realise this probably isn't that serious anymore BUT if anyone is around Brooklyn in the next few weeks they should go check out my buddies show... http://www.contrappostoart.com/2011/04/enduring-shit-storm.html It''s on until May 15th and right now I'm more than a little pissed I didn't go over for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makineasykills Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 please tourists and dreamers...if you move anywhere in NY and can walk don't suck any more money out of our budget. taxes are to damn high. cigs and blunts can not go up anymore with out me having to do greasy shit to afford em. in fact, move to pa its only a quick drive away and you can scheme shit to sell to yorkers at wacky wavey prices. PA is suuuper cheap compared to NY. I moved from Jersey to PA cause its saving me a few hundred a month. Plenty of good skate spots and parks in PA too. And its only a short trip from the city too...I love going to ny but i wouldnt want to live there. I like to drive way too much to live there. My advice is move to central jersey so you can be inbetween Ny and Philly...two of the best and worst cities in the country...plus philly has some of the best skate spots. Train commuting is way better than driving and beats the fuck out of $4.00 a gallon for gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makineasykills Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Yeah if your living in the city its better to take the train but i dont live there cause i like to drive even though gas is expensive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I realise this probably isn't that serious anymore BUT if anyone is around Brooklyn in the next few weeks they should go check out my buddies show... It''s on until May 15th and right now I'm more than a little pissed I didn't go over for it. So you want us to go to a show for a friend that even you, as his friend, did not show up for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 That's exactly what I want, yes. So be a dear and pop along, yeah *kisses* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 So you want us to go to a show for a friend that even you, as his friend, did not show up for? How many of your friends art shows have you flown over an ocean for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Ease up there angry guys, I don't want you getting all bent out of shape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 when you get all premature about umading people, it makes you yourself look umad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 nyc city niggas all umad...fuck im umad and im not in ny right now..but i keep it ny so im umad...yo xzbit. if ur happy about shit fuck outta here go back to fucking california faggit hippies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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