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Genital Herpes....bummer.


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them flicks are fucked. I got burnt once, well, technically I reburnt myself with the same shit I gave to my ex, read shameful sex souperthread for details, anyway, never wore rubbers, I might even have genital herpes for all I know, but never an outbreak. only thing I ever got was the clapper once. when I was in the military, they had us go to classes on stds, and that shit was horrible. best advice, dont get tested. what you dont know dont hurt, you anyway. go the scumbag route. you got something, give it away, and deny you did it. or just play dumb, and say she gave it to you. if she really did give you something, light her car on fire in the middle of the night.

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them flicks are fucked. I got burnt once, well, technically I reburnt myself with the same shit I gave to my ex, read shameful sex souperthread for details, anyway, never wore rubbers, I might even have genital herpes for all I know, but never an outbreak. only thing I ever got was the clapper once. when I was in the military, they had us go to classes on stds, and that shit was horrible. best advice, dont get tested. what you dont know dont hurt, you anyway. go the scumbag route. you got something, give it away, and deny you did it. or just play dumb, and say she gave it to you. if she really did give you something, light her car on fire in the middle of the night.

 

 

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so I just foround out I got herpes from this dumb bitch who didn't even tell me she had that shit. Apparently this shit stays with you life-long (in your fucking spine!)...super pissed about this right now, anyone else got this shit?:mad:

 

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them flicks are fucked. I got burnt once, well, technically I reburnt myself with the same shit I gave to my ex, read shameful sex souperthread for details, anyway, never wore rubbers, I might even have genital herpes for all I know, but never an outbreak. only thing I ever got was the clapper once. when I was in the military, they had us go to classes on stds, and that shit was horrible. best advice, dont get tested. what you dont know dont hurt, you anyway. go the scumbag route. you got something, give it away, and deny you did it. or just play dumb, and say she gave it to you. if she really did give you something, light her car on fire in the middle of the night.

 

you are a piece of shit

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i caught a dick sickness once, it wasnt herpes. it went away, if i ever catch the herp ill use it for evil.

 

at least you dont have a fractured wrist and permanently broken hand, swollen knee and elbow and a seriously case of taco bell enduced diarrhea... and no insurance.

 

get over it bro.

 

oh and seriously b, hit that broad in the clavical with a tire iron.

pussy.

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Look I don't know what you've been up to but I have a plan that will cheer you up bro.

 

Go to some type of AIDS or HIV positive dating site meet and hookup with as many people as possible. Disregard condoms, acquire AIDS.

 

Now call this bitch up and tell her that you do not care that she has given you teh herpes and that if anything it has "made you realize how much you care" about her or that "it can only strengthen your relationship" and send a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces.

 

Now engage her in copious amounts of sexual intercourse no matter how much it may enrage you. Ensure that you have passed on your little gift to her. (Remember once you give it to her you will no longer have it.)

 

Now the time to enjoy the fruit of your labor is almost at hand. Go to her facebook profile and post this picture.

 

http://tinyurl.com/lcrjxx

 

Enjoy the satisfaction and a story you can tell for years to come.

Cheers

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I used to work in the industry. A sexual health specialist told me the only reason humans have HSV 1&2 and primates only have 1 is because primates can Lick their genitals and humans can't.

 

Don't stress your outbreaks are gonna be at their most severe in the first 6-12 months, then taper off once your immune system has adjusted. Get on an antiviral (valaciclovir, famciclovir or one of the many generics) and taper off your dose to when you don't get ANY outbreaks.

 

Remember, even if you don't have any outbreaks or symptoms you can still pass it on.band don't be a dick and think that a condom means "she'll be aight" you need to tell people.

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shit is fowl... first bitch i ever fucked i thought had given me it...

 

there was never any sores though... been tested through the nose and had the martini umbrella doon the jap's eye more than once. so glad i don't have it...

 

They don't put the pipe cleaner down your pee hole anymore, at least around my way.

Just pee in a cup and give'm some blood.

 

I was under the impression that it won't show up on a test if you don't have any symptoms,

which alone would probably be enough of an indicator IMO.

 

These threads always bring moderate LOLs, these and the Drug test threads.

Classic.

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condoms dont prevent it either.....you know that base of your dick that aint covered when wearing a condom?? when yourre trying to long dick trailer park tammy and the suicide look alikes_____ one secone inside...bang.....

 

Dont trip bro...something like 35% of adults have it and are not even aware.....Symptoms are mild......................RESEARCH SON! shes ALWAYS on your mind now.....

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