pornbooth Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 try not to get it on your finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 shit is fowl... first bitch i ever fucked i thought had given me it... there was never any sores though... been tested through the nose and had the martini umbrella doon the jap's eye more than once. so glad i don't have it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 ^^true. i guess i shoulda rephrased that into: ive never heard of anyone in my circle with the herp, suspected they had the herp, or who has fucked someone with the herp. niggas tend to keep that shit to themselves i guess. Cold sores. Everybody knows somebody who gets them. Home schooled ass nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 i'm going to have to change my smash to trash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Re: Genital Herpes....bummer naw, thats not it. That is the one I keep finding, it is a song about getting burned and going to the free clinic. you are thinking of a big L song my friend. not slick rick. Clinic (I Shoulda Worn A Rubba) - Big L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 HOLD MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCKK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 try not to get it on your finger Ahahahahaha awwwwwww What the fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSD666 Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 them flicks are fucked. I got burnt once, well, technically I reburnt myself with the same shit I gave to my ex, read shameful sex souperthread for details, anyway, never wore rubbers, I might even have genital herpes for all I know, but never an outbreak. only thing I ever got was the clapper once. when I was in the military, they had us go to classes on stds, and that shit was horrible. best advice, dont get tested. what you dont know dont hurt, you anyway. go the scumbag route. you got something, give it away, and deny you did it. or just play dumb, and say she gave it to you. if she really did give you something, light her car on fire in the middle of the night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 anyone else got this shit?:mad:[/size] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! YOU GOT THAT SHIT FOREVER!!! VALTREX MY NIGGA, IT'LL HELP YA OUTBREAKS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 them flicks are fucked. I got burnt once, well, technically I reburnt myself with the same shit I gave to my ex, read shameful sex souperthread for details, anyway, never wore rubbers, I might even have genital herpes for all I know, but never an outbreak. only thing I ever got was the clapper once. when I was in the military, they had us go to classes on stds, and that shit was horrible. best advice, dont get tested. what you dont know dont hurt, you anyway. go the scumbag route. you got something, give it away, and deny you did it. or just play dumb, and say she gave it to you. if she really did give you something, light her car on fire in the middle of the night. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 so I just foround out I got herpes from this dumb bitch who didn't even tell me she had that shit. Apparently this shit stays with you life-long (in your fucking spine!)...super pissed about this right now, anyone else got this shit?:mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
george jetson Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Re: Genital Herpes....bummer Time to cash in on all those untapped bittys that have herpes. Get out there and make the most of it ! best advice on here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violent Gangbanger Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 i have never met anyone with herpes. never heard shit through the grapevine about bitches havin it either. ghonno, chlamydia, sure. i must run in different circles than some of you. 1 out of 5 adults have it, it's not usually something people are proud to speak of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManyCrimes Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 I thought this song was appropriate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewzer Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 them flicks are fucked. I got burnt once, well, technically I reburnt myself with the same shit I gave to my ex, read shameful sex souperthread for details, anyway, never wore rubbers, I might even have genital herpes for all I know, but never an outbreak. only thing I ever got was the clapper once. when I was in the military, they had us go to classes on stds, and that shit was horrible. best advice, dont get tested. what you dont know dont hurt, you anyway. go the scumbag route. you got something, give it away, and deny you did it. or just play dumb, and say she gave it to you. if she really did give you something, light her car on fire in the middle of the night. you are a piece of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Cold sores. Everybody knows somebody who gets them. Home schooled ass nigga. not on they genitals, habra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Indeed, cold sores are oral herpes, as opposed to genital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenwings Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 Don't sweat it dude, you're not the first person that's had it. Keep your head up..there's more to life than sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 i caught a dick sickness once, it wasnt herpes. it went away, if i ever catch the herp ill use it for evil. at least you dont have a fractured wrist and permanently broken hand, swollen knee and elbow and a seriously case of taco bell enduced diarrhea... and no insurance. get over it bro. oh and seriously b, hit that broad in the clavical with a tire iron. pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighGravityCane Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Look I don't know what you've been up to but I have a plan that will cheer you up bro. Go to some type of AIDS or HIV positive dating site meet and hookup with as many people as possible. Disregard condoms, acquire AIDS. Now call this bitch up and tell her that you do not care that she has given you teh herpes and that if anything it has "made you realize how much you care" about her or that "it can only strengthen your relationship" and send a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces. Now engage her in copious amounts of sexual intercourse no matter how much it may enrage you. Ensure that you have passed on your little gift to her. (Remember once you give it to her you will no longer have it.) Now the time to enjoy the fruit of your labor is almost at hand. Go to her facebook profile and post this picture. http://tinyurl.com/lcrjxx Enjoy the satisfaction and a story you can tell for years to come. Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I used to work in the industry. A sexual health specialist told me the only reason humans have HSV 1&2 and primates only have 1 is because primates can Lick their genitals and humans can't. Don't stress your outbreaks are gonna be at their most severe in the first 6-12 months, then taper off once your immune system has adjusted. Get on an antiviral (valaciclovir, famciclovir or one of the many generics) and taper off your dose to when you don't get ANY outbreaks. Remember, even if you don't have any outbreaks or symptoms you can still pass it on.band don't be a dick and think that a condom means "she'll be aight" you need to tell people. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 ^ Good Shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Re: Genital Herpes....bummer Look at it this way, now you don't have to worry about getting herpes. :lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 FUCK HERPES LAST BITCH TO GIVE ME TOP WALKED AWAY WITH THIS SHIT STEP YOUR VD GAME UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WedgetheRonin Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 *hug*..wait..*handshake*....waiiit. *smileyface drawn on post it note.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 shit is fowl... first bitch i ever fucked i thought had given me it... there was never any sores though... been tested through the nose and had the martini umbrella doon the jap's eye more than once. so glad i don't have it... They don't put the pipe cleaner down your pee hole anymore, at least around my way. Just pee in a cup and give'm some blood. I was under the impression that it won't show up on a test if you don't have any symptoms, which alone would probably be enough of an indicator IMO. These threads always bring moderate LOLs, these and the Drug test threads. Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 back when i got an STD test they told me they couldn't test for herps unless there were open sores, and they had to swab them. i mean if you got open sores on your dick that look like cold sores you can probably assume you have herpes, no need for a test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddy Mercury Posted May 12, 2011 Share Posted May 12, 2011 condoms dont prevent it either.....you know that base of your dick that aint covered when wearing a condom?? when yourre trying to long dick trailer park tammy and the suicide look alikes_____ one secone inside...bang..... Dont trip bro...something like 35% of adults have it and are not even aware.....Symptoms are mild......................RESEARCH SON! shes ALWAYS on your mind now..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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