watson Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 http://design-milk.com/the-safe-house-in-poland-by-kwk-promes The Safe House by KWK PROMES is located in a small village on the outskirts of Warsaw, Poland. Surrounding the area, many of the buildings are “Polish cubes” from the 60s and old wooden barns. The house was designed so that the homeowners never feel unsafe or exposed. The result is something of a modern fortress with lots of movable parts and secret openings, complete with a working drawbridge. eh two new threads in 10 mins, fuck it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Fucking sweet. Needs a rape tunnel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 I'm pretty sure the deluxe model includes one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerkherder1 Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 auto-house TRANSFORM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Fucking sweet. Needs a rape tunnel. that house is rather fucking amazing too. this. is where i'd want to live. excuse the shitty flick(screen capped from a facebook page) motherfucking SNAKEHOUSE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 It's painted with KRINK. The formula must be locked inside of it. What favela is this located in again? Help a nurga out. I'll sail there on my whale-dog. What is your tag? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 DAT GRASS. dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 definetly needs a rape dungeon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 I want to live in a humble house on Grand Cayman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 i wanna t2b it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 awesome. add one caddy and it's awn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 i wanna t2b it It needs the deft urban touch of a Cope fill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siks6siks Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 big kid fort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 That snake house doesnt look earthquake friendly. Gimmie that fortress and a bunch of guns, liquor, whores and computer games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 awesome from a design standpoint obviously, but on a practical level this house screams "I have lots of money and am shook about being robbed, please jump me while I'm getting out of my car outside the house." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 OBVIOUSLY, one would have an armored car that parks inside the protective walls of the lair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutthroatcommittee Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 lmao duhh, ill bed that shit is like bomb proof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 I'm pretty sure this is meant to be zombie proof more than anything else. Probably has underground rooms and tunnels as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 I wonder how much the upkeep is on that bunker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Fuckin thing is prolly controlled by computers, go to update your o/s and it will crash leaving you to blog about your slow death by starvation on a connection that is dead. Ain't nobody coming for me, and if there is they are already close enough I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyViking Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 That snake house doesnt look earthquake friendly. Gimmie that fortress and a bunch of guns, liquor, whores and computer games. it's in poland. those things come with every house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 The bitches love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 looks rad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 now people know where it is freak people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 is there a homodungeon option/upgrade? /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 http://www.cracktwo.com/2011/04/25-abandoned-soviet-monuments-that-look.html yeah you cant live in these, but they are fucking sweet and i wasnt gunna start a thread for them. check the link out, more in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 awesome from a design standpoint obviously, but on a practical level this house screams "I have lots of money and am shook about being robbed, please jump me while I'm getting out of my car outside the house." That. Anyone with a torch/plasma cutter will make short work of that giant roll down gate. If you're trying to build a fortress, you should line the rooftop with parapets. Dump scalding oil and greek-fire upon interlopers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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