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Game of Thrones (Spoilers laced throughout this entire fucking thread)

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finished book 5. i maintain that davos is a useless fucker. well, that series was a pretty enjoyable waste of time. every ending to the books, though, was kinda anticlimactic.

 

like, oooh, theres a bunch of dothraki and shes next to her dragon...tha end. really?

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I said the ending of each book is anticlimactic, I thought that was obvious. Also, unless you want to persuade me that davos isnt a douche, then eat shit. Opinions are like assholes.

 

Realism, sorry dude, i didn't really spoil too much though.

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Haha nah man I've read them all a couple times

 

I remember a few people getting amusingly mad about spoilers before though

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The Davos chapters provide perspective in to the political wranglings of the other noble houses, showing how they are trying to hedge their bets and play all the sides to the maximum extent possible.

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must not read thread.

 

i am going to finish the first book tonight, took me about three weeks.

 

definitely have time to finish the second book before the series starts in april.

 

i am impressed with martin so far, it is really done well....i am surprised at how faithful HBO was to the book.

 

anyway, I like the book, carry on.

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I said the ending of each book is anticlimactic, I thought that was obvious. Also, unless you want to persuade me that davos isnt a douche, then eat shit. Opinions are like assholes.

 

Realism, sorry dude, i didn't really spoil too much though.

 

I dunno man, maybe what you read doesn't really sink in.

There's nothing anticlimactic about the ending to DWD. In fact, its quite the cliff hanger.

 

The Dothraki that show up she has major beef with. You know, the horde that split up when Drogo bit it? And she's all alone with her Dragon that may or may not give a shit about her... yup, pretty anticlimactic...

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Did anyone else figure out yet that Jon Snow is actualy Rhaegar and Lyannas son?

 

also: ^^spoiler alert

 

Wild theory: He had to "die" so he could be released from his vow to the Nights Watch, the witch will resurrect him, and he will go south. Eventually he will be one of the three heads of the dragon. As a warg he will be able to control a dragon like a champ.

 

But like I said this is a wild theory.

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There is a bit of that going on in the forums. And by witch im assuming you mean The Red Queen. One of the other theories is that UnCat will give him the kiss of life once she realizes that Ned was never unfaithful to her.

 

There is also that Tyrion might be a Targ too.

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Well... The evidence is he has had dragon dreams. So far only people with targ blood do. His hair is "so blonde it's almost white". He has weird eyes (even if not purple). Also King Aerys the bat shit had a thing for Tywins wife, Tyrion was first born, and Tywin never gave him any love (but never denied him, possibly to avoid the shame)

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i'm about halfway through book 3, and the starks get fucked over everytime they turn around in this shit and if that wasn't bad enough my homie just told me about the 'red wedding'. and yea doesn't tyrion have two diff. colored eyes? Davos seems like a cool cat and Dany is taking her motherfucking time.

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Season 2 boutta start on HBO. Gave all my books to my brother to read but I'm itching to do a re read, might go out and get the hardcovers to match my ADWD.

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I finally finished everything, book 5 was great, so much better than book 4. reading 4 took me like 3 months, I finished five in less than a week. wow that was confusing as fuck

 

arya is the shit!! but only two arya chapters what the fuckkkkkkk man. bran is also my niggy. i was hoping for some more sub-cat but whatever...jon snow dying, his part of the story cannot be over. also the new 8 foot knight is the mountain, yeah?

 

explain why jon snow is rhaegar's seed and not eddards??

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^

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For the Jon Snow being a product of R+L go revisit all the chapters where Selmy talks about the tourny at Harrenhal and when Ned revisits the events that took place at the Tower of Joy, that might help you make some sense of the theory.

 

Also I agree with you about the new 8' kingsguard monster being the Mountain, but I'm not sure how he was saved from deaths door yet.

 

 

KINDLE nigga. Free books all day.

 

I do like free stuff, but I also like to have hard copies of stuff too.

Duly noted though.

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Un-gregor has been prophesied hella times. So yes it's totally him. Basically EVERYONE thinks that.

 

As far as Jon being Lyanna and Rhaegars kid we can start in ADWD. Remember Bran in the weirwood tree going back in time? The first was Ned saying that he wants them to be raised "as brothers". If he was a bastard they would be brothers. And throughout the books you constantly get different stories about who's the mother. And when Ned got to the Tower of Joy to rescue Lyanna, he remembers how it smelled of blood and basically the scene was reminiscent of a birth.

 

And then she made him make a promise. The most likely being that he would raise Jon as his own, that way he wouldn't have his head bashed in by someone hell bent on ending the Targ line.

 

FURTHERMORE, you get a lot of hints in Danys visions too. There is also the part where it says that when Rhaegar died he whispered a womans name. If it was his wife there would be no reason to hide it, most people think it was Lyannas name. And then there is the one where she sees a blue rose growing from a wall of ice. Blue roses were Lyannas favorite flowers. In all of neds visions about her, blue roses are mentioned.

 

Also if you're curious, Brans weirwood visions are in order...

 

1. Young Ned hoping Jon and Robb can be raised as brothers

2. Lyanna and Benjen play fighting

3. Probably Neds mom wanting vengence for something the Ironborn did

4. Ser Duncan the Tall (from the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tales_of_Dunk_and_Egg novellas), Kissing a young sexy Old Nan

5. No idea. As far as i know no one else does either. Some people think it's a young Bloodraven

6. The first starks practicing blood sacrafices

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Also the three eyed crow bran hooks up with is bloodraven. He was hand of the king and got sent to the nights watch when Aemon became the nights maester. He later became Lord Commander and then somehow ended up being the last green seer. You get little glimpses of him throughout the books, as crows.

 

Also remember when one of the crows calls Jon King? Yeah.. that's because he's Rhaegars son.

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