john_gacy Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 I didn't write that thread title, it's actually the title of the story itself. There's a lot of threads about jail, prison, and anal/vaginal smuggling lately, so here's my contribution about those who 'take it to the hoop.' http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/jail-smuggling/sht-my-dad-smuggles-his-anus-me-prison V He fit how much in there? V http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/sarasota/cops-inmate-had-condom-stuffed-30-items-crammed-his-anus "My ass is bleeding" LOLOLOLOL!!!! http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2011/03/earl-lee-vogt-to-corrections-officer-my.html :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Crom laughs at your anal winds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERSEULA Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 I guess a full blown kiss with your son isn't anything sketchy... In reference to the second link: * 17 round blue pills marked “54/199” * 1 cigarette * 6 matches * 1 flint * 1 empty syringe with eraser over needle * 1 lip balm container * 1 condom * 1 CVS receipt * 1 paper coupon The fuck is a nigga going to do with a motherfucking CVS receipt and a paper coupon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Retards are suitcasing the dumbest shit these days:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 and you are just plugging cool shit up your ass. rad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 your dad loves you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 "Corrections officers found a cell phone, an mp3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco and $140 inside his cell...Their suspicions were strengthened when a deputy asked Vogt if he was in pain - and he answered by stating: "My ass is bleeding." the deputy then laughed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 The fuck is a nigga going to do with a motherfucking CVS receipt and a paper coupon? Use it as rolling paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 CVS people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Good DEAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 I guess a full blown kiss with your son isn't anything sketchy... In reference to the second link: * 17 round blue pills marked “54/199” * 1 cigarette * 6 matches * 1 flint * 1 empty syringe with eraser over needle * 1 lip balm container * 1 condom * 1 CVS receipt * 1 paper coupon The fuck is a nigga going to do with a motherfucking CVS receipt and a paper coupon? Wtf is a nigga gonna do wit a rubber?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Balloon animal! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trap-A-Holic Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 * 1 lip balm container what's this used for? is there stuff stashed in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Chapped lips! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 10, 2011 Author Share Posted May 10, 2011 ^ That shit has got to hurt. And I hear that after they've been there those phones get shitty reception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SystemFailure Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Coincidence all that is brown OR artistic flair????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 atleast he knows his dad loves him.. i would never kiss my dad on the lips. let alone swallow anything that came out of his anus.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 This is fucked up. They're white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 11, 2011 Author Share Posted May 11, 2011 This is fucked up. They're white. No matter what race you are, everybody has one brown eye. FACT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSO Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 ^He's right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 this guy definitely turned his brown eye red Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 HEYOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Tse Fun Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 ouch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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