rolling nowhere Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 I need some real effective ways to fuck up a car, particularly like a 15 passenger van. Good ways to bust out windows would be appreciated too. disclaimer- i'm not stealing shit from randoms get lots of porn. get epoxy glue or construction adhesive or some kind of serious glue. glue porn to car. it wont come off. EVER. but if youre talking destroy. just get a bat and smash the shit up for a good minute or 2 and get the fuck out of there. wear gloves because busting shit up with a bat like that will cut your knuckles up. fucked my hands up and didnt even realize it. i was drunk though. pour ANYTHING into the gas tank. dirt. sand. whatever. just put a lot of something in there thatll fuck shit up. ummmm. save your piss in bottles for a week. then pour it where ever the fuck you feel like would be a good place to pour it. throw a fucking molotov into the front seat. pour etch all over the windows. i dont know just go fuck the car up. how hard is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 thermite. put in on the hood and ignite it. it will burn through an engine block no problem. and you can buy it on eBay. cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280549934871 YES! that shit aint no joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 super glue in key hole in door. small pieces of raw chicken thru a crack in the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 this and a couple of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Taxi cab diamonds on yellow like my yellow lambo Toni Braxton diamonds on black n pretty shiny baby Miley Cyrus diamonds on Caucasian cuz I'm not racist Pacific ocean diamonds on blue like off the coast of Cali Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 hey, the quickest, easiest and quietest way to ghetto smash a window is with those little smooth porcelain bits you smash out of a sparkplug. it works like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUgsi9gQBeA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 ^^cosigned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 bleach in the gas tank. there is a chance of the car exploding, but if you hate this person enough, then you probably won't care. i personally don't condone fucking with anyone's car or house but a friend of mine who's a mechanic does and says this is a surefire way to ruin an engine whereas sugar doesn't really do much to newer engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 If you really want to come out on top, try growing some testicles. Fucking with someones car is normally what bitches do when they find out their man cheated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 As stated above, use the porcelain for quick window smashing, although a screwdriver under the window will work too and maybe be less noisy. I've put this on other threads, but spray paint something like 'Child Molester' on all sides of the car. It's beautiful and works so well. Anyone who sees it will suspect that dude would not have that on their car unless they did something real, real shady to deserve it. If they want to report it to the po-po, they're going to get some looks and close examination for the same reasons. Take some very strong mace and spray it into the air vents= a surprise when he starts the car. Or just spray up the interior of the car with it, and make sure you put an unnoticeable amount under the door handles and on the steering wheel. Using the strongest adhesive you can find, coat random parts of the car with the adhesive, throwing birdseed over that. Vaseline under the wiper blaades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Blum Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 swear at it for about 20 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 THERMITE OR YOU'RE A FUCKING PUSSY. it's not impossible to make, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spring Break '92 Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Out of all the hoodlums in this motherfucker....... Cant believe no one said SPARK PLUGS FOR BREAKING GLASS!!!!! The porcelain in spark plugs is WAY harder than glass, thus instant shatter status. Just throw one at a window and you will know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 1. Don't fuck with someone's car unless they really deserve it...ya prick... 2. I agree with super 77ing porn all over the truck, it's easy and funny. 3. Drain the oil, refill with elmers glue. 4. open this hood of the truck, put numerous blocks of cheese on top of engine, close hood and walk away 5. Super glue the gas tank cap on 6. Buy deer piss and poor it in the coolant tank. 7. cement in the gas tank. 8. If you do any of this stuff your a prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 + Instant laughs will be had by everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 yeah also you could use porcelain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Why do you want to do this? Man up and handle your problems with the owner face to face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 brake fluid all over this bitch and some battery acid too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soul vice Posted April 10, 2011 Author Share Posted April 10, 2011 long story short one of my friends got jumped at a hardcore show while he was pissing in the bathroom with brass knuckles. Then he got kicked out for fighting back, and jumped again outside the venue with a 40 over the head and brass knuckles, all by members of the same band. this shit happens pretty regularly when they come to my city, they start shit and act like complete assholes and nothing ever happens. i've got a couple of friends together, but being honest we still can't take the whole band. therefore- fucking up their van serious like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 oh why didn't you say you were a pussy...that would of made the advice easier....stand outside the van and when they come out curl into a ball and cry. that will teach them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 How many members in a band like that? 5 maybe? (Sorry guyz only listen to h1p h0p these days) It's your city! I find it really hard to believe you can't get a group together to handle them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 what band is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soul vice Posted April 10, 2011 Author Share Posted April 10, 2011 honestly i WANT to jump them, but these dudes have a history of carrying bear mace and knives and shit. I have friends that would be down, but the odds of them actually geting serious would be real slim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 long story short one of my friends got jumped at a hardcore show while he was pissing in the bathroom with brass knuckles. Then he got kicked out for fighting back, and jumped again outside the venue with a 40 over the head and brass knuckles, all by members of the same band. this shit happens pretty regularly when they come to my city, they start shit and act like complete assholes and nothing ever happens. i've got a couple of friends together, but being honest we still can't take the whole band. therefore- fucking up their van serious like. in swampfights famous words that resonated in with me once i read them "they forfeit the right to a fair fight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Bring a gun to a knife fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Throw the little porcelain thing from a spark plug at their lead singer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 throw it at all the band members, and the 40 bottles. and fucking everything. small porcelain piece world domination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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