soul vice Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 I need some real effective ways to fuck up a car, particularly like a 15 passenger van. Good ways to bust out windows would be appreciated too. disclaimer- i'm not stealing shit from randoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Poke a hole in the gas tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 slash the tires. it's one of the classics. and brick thru the window. and leave dead animal in the hood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soul vice Posted April 10, 2011 Author Share Posted April 10, 2011 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soul vice Posted April 10, 2011 Author Share Posted April 10, 2011 slashing tires is a given, i'm looking for something a little more creative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 pick up piles of dog shit,eggs,mayo,ketchup,mustard,milk,and atleast some hot sauce in a plastc bag and just fucking throw it at the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 smear shit everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyar Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Close off the exhaust, once they drive around they'll eventually pass out and die . Problem solved 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siks6siks Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 put dead bird in the gas tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siks6siks Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 i'm looking for something a little more creative Break every second window, then paint "VOLLEYBALL" on every side in purple. Light a small fire next to the vehicle, and get a tall skinny blonde girl to pose in front of it whilst holding a rat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CONCRETE RIVER Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Um....spray paint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DINERO EN PERRAZ Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Fucking with cars is a cowardly action and mostly likely means your too frail to punch on with the owner of said car. Of course there's exceptions but I think I've got you pegged, tin man ass nicca. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sin nombre Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Find out if the owner is dating a pornstar and make a thread about it. duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Never fuck with another man's automobile, even if it is some sort of work-related shuttle bus. The o0ntz is getting dumber by the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 reminds me of when some dumb nigga stole blank checks and tried doin some catch me if you can shit and teh oontz got all umad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 (but a subtle non-damaging prank technique is to shove beef/chicken/fish into the air vents till they are no longer visible.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_:MemphisOrDie:_ Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 thermite. put in on the hood and ignite it. it will burn through an engine block no problem. and you can buy it on eBay. cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280549934871 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Without making too much noise you could etch (not your tag) the windows, dump bucket paint all over the car and then slash the tires. I only recommend doing this to somebody who really has it coming though. I may or may not be speaking from experience here, but the yuppie who may or may not have brought this rath upon his expensive European car definitely may or may not have brought it on himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Uzzi 9mm Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Motherfuckin amateurs, Steal the car. Take it to the most ghetto chop shop in your area, Full pimp sex spec that shit and park it back there. Mother fucker wont know what time him y0. 20k well spent in IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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laughslast Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 That's fucking as basic as 123 motherfucker. 1-you are fucking gonna get pounded for fucking with someone's car 2-sugar. Sugar sugar sugar. That shit in a gas tank and its done 3-you better dip the fuck out because if that was my car I would slice you like a motherfucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Piss in the radiator. Wen they turn on the heater, the piss will run thru the heater-core, thus having their car smell like piss every time they turn on the heater. Its simple. Cat piss will make a more horrible smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Motherfuckin amateurs, Steal the car. Take it to the most ghetto chop shop in your area, Full pimp sex spec that shit and park it back there. Mother fucker wont know what time him y0. 20k well spent in IMO Bachelor Party did it first: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 spray a cope2 throw up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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