__ __ __ __ Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpamNme Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 At least post a good steak sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 I've ate steak and eggs pretty much everyday for the past 2 weeks. I eat the steak with my hands. Get some 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 If you don't eat the eggs raw like Rocky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Rare. /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 If you don't eat the eggs raw like Rocky... One of my favourite quick snacks is eggs in a glass. I am a drunkard that loves eggs, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 If the option for ANYthing is 'rare' on a menu, I will order that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 I eat my salads at restaurants cold and completely raw. It revolts people, not just at my table, but all those around me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Humor in this thread and most threads is rare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullshitTantrum Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 Monty: Okay, so how would you like your steak prepared? Female Customer: Oh, let's see... Medium... medium-rare... Well, I want a hot, pink center. Monty: Don't we all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 Waiting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted April 26, 2011 Share Posted April 26, 2011 the other night my gf asked me how she should get her steak, i suggested med rare. she complained about the blood. fucking sissy. also, my buddies gf got her shit well done and ate it with ketchup. what is wrong with bitches? God I'd eat that up any day. Can almost still hear that cow mooing still And the girls, maybe the planned on throwing it up after anyway so it didn't matter if she put ketchup or Pepsi on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 I cooked a massive fucking porterhouse the other night. The drip tray under the BBQ caught fire and made a pretty decent flame about 30cm above the grill for a few mins. I'd just flipped my steak from about a minute thirty on the first side. After the flames died off the outside of the steak was charred/caremilised to HELL and the center still had a fucking pulse. Was one of the most amazing steaks I've ever had. God bless a thick steak slicing butcher and a mate that never cleans the drip tray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 inferior creature taste good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Auerbach Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 I don't enjoy rare steak, so therefore, I don't eat steak. It's never good to order something in a fucked-up, mutinized version of itself to suit your tastes, So just don't order it. You gotta respect the artists. I feel the same way about dudes who get jeans tailored. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Exactly, and why wear clothes or drink milk? Just glue cotton all over yourself and suckle cows. Purity must be maintained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Dudes get their jeans tailored? Really? That's lame. Fucking Bugle Boy douche bags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Exactly, and why wear clothes or drink milk? Just glue cotton all over yourself and suckle cows. Purity must be maintained. WLOLAT! Ur so crazy n yea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Realism again." you made tea come out of my nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Whoever made it so grd can't prop me is not respecting me as an artist. A props button that is made to be clicked, but cannot be unless certain circumstances are right...well that just seems like a fucked up mutinized version of itself made to suit their tastes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 The politicized prop attribution system is met and infused with man-made constraints and therefore is fallible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Realism - In light of 'the man' keeping you down, just work under the assumption that I find a good 90% of what you say amusing enough to prop you for. I'd suggest you maybe keep a track of that on a post-it which you can conveniently stick to your screen. Do not let them win, those props are yours maaaan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 OH SHE DTF DOG! GET IT IN REAL, REALY DOE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 you made tea come out of my nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Looks like you take your tea with a lot of milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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