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With, all them taste buds working I bet they can taste their food just fine.

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That fucking show is kinda garbage!!!

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river monsters was str8 until they ran outta material and put the same couple joints on fucking constant repeat.

 

in other news. fuck those things. i don't eat shit that could eat me. just doesn't sound right.

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Alligator Gar are pussies, they don't do shit. They're all over the south, a lot in Louisiana and Arkansas.... but they wont fuck with you.

 

 

With this said, this summer I will be attacked by one.

 

 

 

However, snapping turtles will fuck you up.

 

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no they don't taste particularly good, given their diet and environment. You don't get much yield off them either. Best to let them be and look prehistorically awesome.

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Ive been obsessed with gars since I was a youth.

no shit...?

 

Do you rock the Gar belt buckle?

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snapping turtles will fuck you up.

 

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Will bats fuck you up?

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in other news. fuck those things. i don't eat shit that could eat me. just doesn't sound right.

 

Wise move homie. I have always thought the same exact way. I will never eat shark, especially. Sounds retarded but what the fuck ever, it eases my mind when I'm sitting out in the water alone in Northern Cali's Red Triangle. Karmic justice happens.

 

Killer Whales yo... even more frightening to encounter in the water than sharks IMO. They have this sort of calculated ferocity and are crazy intelligent.

 

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As you can tell I really don't give a fuck about Gars. Straight guppies brah.

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only ever seen gar pike when i was younger and used to fish a lot, those things are scary looking too. they look like a fuckin swimming dinosaur when you see one.

 

 

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