Toiletseat Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 do whatever the fuck you want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 neg'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 I always throw negs to Toiletseat when he posts something cool. He's come this far with the tampons, it just feels right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 its been pretty steady past 2 months, despite only getting positives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 i always assumed you'd neg the toiletseat. you sit on a toiletseat and shit, not throw dollar bills in its hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siks6siks Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 ^yeah. that was just sad. a kid in a playground is more than a lil different from a guy barebacksliding a walmart toilet seat. i only brought that up because someone could have just as easily put acid on the toilet seat instead of glue and fucked that dudes day up way worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 What kind of Philly dirt-ball sits on a PAT's toilet without thoroughly wiping the seat down first? I mean, he didn't even at least eat at Geno's before shitting there? He got what he deserves for being a Philly dirt-ball. *fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 airports are so bad. i definitely lose 'giving a fuck' status when i get off a 16 hour flight and my insides haven't decompressed. grunt, plop, fart, sexy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 neg'd heavy hitters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
technoheadphones Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Too lazy to read this thread, but doesn't anyone use toiletseat protectors anymore? I never sit down on a public toilet with my bare ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 ^pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Realism Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 heavy hitters? I believe the amount of points you take away per neg is less than the ones you give when you prop. Fuck all that nerd shit though, I just have mad propz and don't keep track. Either way, I threw a neg your way for bringing the lulz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 9, 2011 Author Share Posted April 9, 2011 props. it's what's for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 On the subject of white collar "successful" people being pigs in the bathroom I'd have to agree it's very true. I work in Information Technology at an Ivy League Medical College, these people are the most elitist fucks I've had the pleasure of knowing. Most people in my department (not me) earn 6 figures or are well on their way to that level of income, these dudes are straight pigs in the bathroom though. I haven't actually seen anyone not wash their hands yet, or engage in pee talk, but I've heard people exit the shit stall and just leave the bathroom. The worst shit is that by the end of the day every stall has squares of toilet paper, garbage, and even entire newspapers on the floor. Like really, you're just going to drop shit on the floor and leave it there you piece of shit, put your garbage in the garbage you lazy fucks. Some of these pieces of shit actually spit their gum out in the urinal where some poor maid has to come by at the end of the day and remove it. The maids come in at 5:15 on the dot and shut down the big bathroom on my floor and these people actually complain about that as though the maids are being rude. I'd like to see a reality TV show where they film these assholes and embarrass them by showing everyone what slobs they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 I spent some time in the telecom industry yeas ago. Nerd I worked with hooked the metal urinal up with a capacitor/diode/resistor/some nerd shit and gave some dude's dude a hell of an electric shock. Lost his job and if it were me who got stung dude would have been swimming laps of the urinal as I kicked some teefage outa his scone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 i work construction and some of the portable shitters are just disgusting. youll get 4 of 5 different crews using one shitter for 2 weeks. i have actually walked into one of these and it was so full of shit and piss, the lid wouldnt close. there was a fuckin shit mound above the seat. on another note, i once had the pleasure of working with a dude named randall. this nigga was easily 350 pounds, smoked 2 and a half packs of smokes a day, just a disgusting human being. every lunch hour randall would take a newspaper, his own personal roll of toilet paper, two of those submarine sandwiches you buy at convenience stores, and his cigarettes into the porta-potty, and spend his 30 minute lunch reading, eating, shitting, and smoking (not exactly in that order). for me, ill never understand those fuckers who try to skip out on 10-20 minutes of work to "fake shit" and hide out in the portable toilets. i mean, if you gotta shit, go hard bro, but spending more time than you have to in those fuckin outhouses is fucking sick. i guess laziness trumps cleanliness for some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 All Randalls need to be shot. It's the only way to be sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hJYaitAt_E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIX59 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 dang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 sayword, you just made my day. its the whole construction branch in a single story, and i worked there for a good solid 4 years. every single guy there shits everywhere, except in toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 im not sure if this has been addressed but this guy went bare ass on a walmart toilet? fuck that curious: ever bare ass public toilets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 how do you not feel the slimey gluey texture of the toilet seat and say to yourself. thats normal, proceed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 So this thing is telling me that I'm logged in as eviltrailer Christo-F *edit, ok, my user cp goes to some cat called eviltrailer but I post as me.. Ok, who slipped the internet a roofy...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 13, 2011 Author Share Posted April 13, 2011 ^i know, i got eviltrailer too. we are doing upgrades, try not to be alarmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 But I like being a mod from my User CP... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted April 13, 2011 Share Posted April 13, 2011 YEs, 36000 nerd points, huh? Who's a popular girl?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 13, 2011 Author Share Posted April 13, 2011 hahah oop.s i do work. reconize. hahaha anyways. um yeah, supposedly fixed now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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