!@#$% Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 hmm, i wonder if they are referring to ToiletSeat, our tamponed member? but no.. just a great april fools day joke. i dunno if this is thread worthy with all the gems we have floating to the surface but here ya go. http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/04/06/maryland.toilet.prank/index.html?hpt=T2 Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be an April Fools' Day prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store. If caught, the jokester who doused the seat with glue at the Elkton Wal-Mart on March 31 could face second-degree assault charges, said Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department. Police, along with the Singerly Fire Co. and the Cecil County paramedics, were called to the scene at about 7 p.m. There, they found the 48-year-old victim, who called for help after realizing the sticky situation he was in when he tried -- and failed -- to stand up and leave the superstore's restroom, Donnelly said. It took responders 15 minutes to remove the victim from the stall, but they were unable to disconnect the toilet seat from his body, Donnelly said. Instead, the victim was taken to Union Hospital of Cecil County, where the seat was detached. He left with only minor injuries to his buttocks, Donnelly said. Police do not suspect that the victim was specifically targeted, but that the incident was a random prank, Donnelly said. They have not received reports of glue-laden toilet seats since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 hahahha only at walmart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Hard to imagine that people do not check the seat for foreign substances before sitting down on a public toilet. WAL-MART people 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 haha I am up for a good joke as much as the next guy and would probably have laughed after i realized some asshole put glue on the seat as a prank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 10 to 1 odds it was a employee at wal mart just sayin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 What no ass-gasket? Dude was barebacking a walmart toilet seat, yuck. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 fuck a ass gasket 99 % of he time they pissed on anyways.. sit with yo ass a few inches up and aim ....... kinda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 7, 2011 Author Share Posted April 7, 2011 Hard to imagine that people do not check the seat for foreign substances before sitting down on a public toilet. exactly what i thought after reading this. especially since he clearly did not put any barrier down. definitely shows the average intelligence level is a bit lacking. *but, barebacking? is that what we call this now? lull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 toiletseat thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 bring on the tampon king Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 7, 2011 Author Share Posted April 7, 2011 srsly. he should have started this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 exactly what i thought after reading this. especially since he clearly did not put any barrier down. definitely shows the average intelligence level is a bit lacking. *but, barebacking? is that what we call this now? lull You prefer barebacksiding it then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Everytime I take a piss at a store and especially CostCo... all the stalls are filled with men taking shits. (Almost as bad as airport restrooms where all you hear are grunts, plops and farts) Maybe it is their way of escaping their wives, or maybe they are sadistic fucks that like that nasty shit. I only shit at home, I even find it difficult to use hotel shitters, but the fuck if i'd ever shit at work, store or bar.. I'd have to be on some dumb-n-dumber spray fart to have to stoop that low. Even then I would use the provided bibs or at least wipe the seat down, damn. Dude deserved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 haha always make a toilet paper bridge on the seat, that was the lesson. unless there is not a square to spare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Grant Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 well deserved i always cover the toilet seat with toilet paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 awesome prank, and that dude got assed out for being a fucking pig and not looking at the seat. although if it was the clear super glue and you looked,but didn't wipe the shit down, or make a ass gasket you wouldn't know.Maybe he was in a a hurry to go and rushed on in too right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 On the way to the hospital, his thoughts must have been here for at least a second: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 haha that jokester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 (Almost as bad as airport restrooms where all you hear are grunts, plops and farts) Maybe it is their way of escaping their wives, or maybe they are sadistic fucks that like that nasty shit. I only shit at home, I even find it difficult to use hotel shitters, but the fuck if i'd ever shit at work, store or bar.. You won't shit at work? You always brag about your baller job, thought they would have some executive status toilets...getting paid to shit is almost as crucial as getting paid to ooontz. Fuck shitting at a bar though. although if it was the clear super glue and you looked,but didn't wipe the shit down, or make a ass gasket you wouldn't know. Even if the glue was clear you would still feel some sort of liquid/goo/not right feeling on the seat. Article says he didn't realize until he tried -- and failed -- to stand up. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 7, 2011 Author Share Posted April 7, 2011 You prefer barebacksiding it then? HAHAHA yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I work with a lot of glues/ epoxies, and this is the only stuff I could imagine putting on a toilet seat without it looking like piss (or jizz). And it wouldn't be that strong. Even if the seat looked clean, though, I honestly could not imagine a situation where I would consider sitting on a wal mart toilet without at least a wipedown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 7, 2011 Author Share Posted April 7, 2011 i wouldn't do it. i think i'd rather be impacted airports are so bad. i definitely lose 'giving a fuck' status when i get off a 16 hour flight and my insides haven't decompressed. i might have to bump the privatew public restroom appr thread. i do wish i knew what type of adhesive they used. christ though, this is walmart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alloverthetown Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 if i am ever forced to shit in a public restroom several layers of toilet paper get put atop the toilet seat before hand, no matter what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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!@#$% Posted April 7, 2011 Author Share Posted April 7, 2011 one time i was at a bar many years back for an after party for a graf event. a particularly crazy guy i knew was there, and he ended up putting the toilet seat from the men's bathroom around his neck and walking around with it for the rest of the night like that. guy was nuts, and when i found out he'd died, it didn't surprise me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 ^^Ohhh, you.jpeg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 a particularly crazy guy i knew was there, and he ended up putting the toilet seat from the men's bathroom around his neck and walking around with it for the rest of the night like that. guy was nuts, and when i found out he'd died, it didn't surprise me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 ive spent the last month in and out of various walmarts doing work for the company (not actually working for walmart, thank fucking god) ... i must say though that the people who work /go there are some of the dumbest ugliest dirtiest most uneducated vile pieces of trash i have ever seen / had to deal with. i am glad that those buildings contain those people from the outside of the world for a few hours of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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