Jakro Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 http://www.parentdish.com/2011/04/06/boy-pepper-spray/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 fuck the police Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 I would love to be able to legally pepper spray a kid acting like that. Bring the negs, fuck you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Fucking white childrinz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grove rat Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 I would love to be able to legally pepper spray a kid acting like that. Bring the negs, fuck you. no negs at all, actually prop'd that is the problem with people these days, they want the schools to raise their kids. she even said the cops should have talked to him for 5 or 10 minutes to try and calm him down. bitch should teach her kid to act right instead of letting him act like a dirty heathen and expect other people to deal with him fuck that, spray his ass again hell he even said he deserved it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 I would love to be able to legally pepper spray a kid acting like that. Bring the negs, fuck you. PEPPER SPRAY ALL KIDS REGARDLESS OF CIRCUMSTANCES. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 the way the narrator says "you're gonna die" is blowing my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 i dont hate annoying kids. i hate their shitty parents. the other day i was in target (fucking stylin on you) and this kid said mom about 30 times, while both his mom and dad were ignoring the fucking shit out of him. then i grabbed the child out of the cart, nearly breaking his legs while they struggled to bend up through the holes provided. i threw him to the ground, his head making a hollow noise as it smashed and cracked against the floor, a trickle of blood forming a small pool on the linoleum. as the parents looked on, horrified and unable to move, i grabbed the child's limp body and attempted to punt the fucking thing up and over the aisle, but i was not strong enough, so the rubbery child-like mass just bounced off of the metal shelves, and fell to the floor bringing 99 cent macaroni and cheese and hamburger helper down with him. i then reached into its mouth, filled with blood and teeth, and yanked out his tongue, blood gushed and filled his throat. You could hear air struggling to make its way through the liquid, but it was only for a moment. as george michael's careless whisper played softly over the speakers, i clutched the ripped and torn tongue in a strong fist, and started to beat the mother's face in with it, breaking her jaw and cheek bones, and dislodging her eye all while screaming "can you fucking hear him now" over and over again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 That's why I never step foot in target. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Realism and ILB for Closet serial killer '11 You guys are really a bit too descriptive for me to not assume you've made curtains out of neighbors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 not the cops fault, just trying to make an honest living you know... cuz cops are people too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Work with kids for a few months and see if you don't approach your boss asking if it's okay to fill a water gun with vinegar and hot sauce to squirt them in the eyes with every time they do something idiotic or annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Realism and ILB for Closet serial killer '11 You guys are really a bit too descriptive for me to not assume you've made curtains out of neighbors. I was merely making a detailed prediction...ilb on the other hand seems to be sharing a personal tale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 It's those system dogs KHED Did I use that right??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambmeet Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Stun guns are more effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I was merely making a detailed prediction...ilb on the other hand seems to be sharing a personal tale way to throw me under the bus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Little shit bag Big shit bag parents Shitty policing Whole lotta fail in that story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screambloodygore Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 i could take on an 8 year old with a stick no problem, he would get one hit maybe i would grab the stick get the situation under control, then pepperspray those weakling ass teachers who locked them selves in the closet. and pepper spray the mom for being a shitty mom and creating a destructive son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Don't blame the mother. Some kids are just born with a natural appetite for destruction. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyViking Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 I hate it when cops do shit like this, but would've been O.K. with the teachers/nuns/parents doing this. Maybe I'm just biased...hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 FUCK YOU ALL! THERE'S NO WAY HE SHOULD HAVE SPRAYED HIM WHEN HE COULD HAVE SHOT HIM!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 shit kid shit mon shit cops shit proceedures shit laws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 See if you were allowed to knock your kids around when they flip out they wouldnt end up getting pepper sprayed. How the fuck does an 8yr old take control of a classroom ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Work with kids for a few months and see if you don't approach your boss asking if it's okay to fill a water gun with vinegar and hot sauce to squirt them in the eyes with every time they do something idiotic or annoying. coming from a dude who works with little munchkins for a living. they're really not that bad. and i've worked with both lower income hoodgens and rich white suburbia white devil kids. as for 8 year olds acting crazy. parents need to visit that http://WWW.BEATYOURKIDS.COM shit. good for that little corny bastard. i wish more kids like him got fucking pepper sprayed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Cops are nice and trustworthy like the government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 You dont act like that when you know your old man is gunna punch you in the face repeatedly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 Holy biscoli!!! IS there a story behind that picture?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 In one word: Brazil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 7, 2011 Share Posted April 7, 2011 i dont hate annoying kids. i hate their shitty parents. the other day i was in target (fucking stylin on you) and this kid said mom about 30 times, while both his mom and dad were ignoring the fucking shit out of him. then i grabbed the child out of the cart, nearly breaking his legs while they struggled to bend up through the holes provided. i threw him to the ground, his head making a hollow noise as it smashed and cracked against the floor, a trickle of blood forming a small pool on the linoleum. as the parents looked on, horrified and unable to move, i grabbed the child's limp body and attempted to punt the fucking thing up and over the aisle, but i was not strong enough, so the rubbery child-like mass just bounced off of the metal shelves, and fell to the floor bringing 99 cent macaroni and cheese and hamburger helper down with him. i then reached into its mouth, filled with blood and teeth, and yanked out his tongue, blood gushed and filled his throat. You could hear air struggling to make its way through the liquid, but it was only for a moment. as george michael's careless whisper played softly over the speakers, i clutched the ripped and torn tongue in a strong fist, and started to beat the mother's face in with it, breaking her jaw and cheek bones, and dislodging her eye all while screaming "can you fucking hear him now" over and over again. story is obviously fake they dont even sell macaroni in target Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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