sausage party Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Last week my bike was stolen. it was partly my own fault. I left it locked up downtown for too long because my friend lost the key and i was "too busy" doing other shit to get it. so its gone. im an idiot. fast forward to last night. I decide to perpetuate the shitty karma. Im in the back yard at a party with some friends when i see a messenger bag on the ground near me, jus' hangin'. I use my better judgment and leave it alone. an hour and about three drinks later, i see that fuckin bag, just sitting there, begging me to take it. "come on dude, just pick me up! no ones gonna notice" I ignore it and get back to partying. we decide to leave and walk right by it, i pick it up and throw it in a corner, five minutes later scooped it and went home. upon looking in the bag i found, among other things, a bunch of this persons checks. They have been sitting on my coffee table since last night and im still staring at them, wondering what i should do with them. I was taking a shower nh and thought "the oontz will know wat to do, those niggers be stupid" so what should i do with all these blank checks and, more importantly, can i even use them to buy cool shit w/o catching alot of heat right off the bat? EDIT: save me your lectures on morals, i just wanna know how i can get stuff out of this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... Yes, go use them and collect as many felonies as you possibly can. Scumbag. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heroin bob Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... comprate un kilo de labada. y que siga la parranda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... check fraud for the win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... fgtsht. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... use the address on them to return the bag and all its contents to its owner 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... Been there, done that. Except there was about a 1/4 of good dope too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorock Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... Oh dude...like don't right a check to yourself or whatever. The consequences will definitely be backtraced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... ill bet it was a fixie no big deal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... don't try to use one at a large retail store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... Get a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... Fuck a thief. Neg'd. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DINERO EN PERRAZ Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... I hate crumb ass kids that steal pointless shit that's just an inconvenience. Commit a real crime, dipshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... yo, you should runaway from home and become a lawyer/ doctor/ pilot for panam and get mad bitches. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... Karma... you're doing wrong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyViking Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... yo, you should runaway from home and become a lawyer/ doctor/ pilot for panam and get mad bitches. catch me if you can reference? that reminds me, i never finished watching that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... Buy a flux capacitor and modify your car to go back in time and use the checks when people actually used checks regularly. You better hope nobody used the process of elimination to figure out who stole the bag from the party. If the party was at a friend's house, then you really are a fucking douche. Also, by you stealing from someone else, you aren't using the power of karma. You're just being a scumbag like the person who stole from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... catch me if you can reference? that reminds me, i never finished watching that... awesome movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... Yeah, but the huge difference is that Frank Abagnale is a fucking genius and didn't steal the checks. He actually made millions of legitimate dollars after his arrest assisting in counterfeiting investigations as well as creating ways to make it harder to counterfeit. Sausage Party is no Frank Abignale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
substanceOVERhype Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... yoiu should use the checks to buy yourself a concrete box with a metal door and a lock that has a key, get int he box, lock the door and toss the key. There should be enough checks from the partay for this, right nigga? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CONCRETE RIVER Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... Last week my bike was stolen. it was partly my own fault. I left it locked up downtown for too long because my friend lost the key and i was "too busy" doing other shit to get it. so its gone. im an idiot. fast forward to last night. I decide to perpetuate the shitty karma. Im in the back yard at a party with some friends when i see a messenger bag on the ground near me, jus' hangin'. I use my better judgment and leave it alone. an hour and about three drinks later, i see that fuckin bag, just sitting there, begging me to take it. "come on dude, just pick me up! no ones gonna notice" I ignore it and get back to partying. we decide to leave and walk right by it, i pick it up and throw it in a corner, five minutes later scooped it and went home. upon looking in the bag i found, among other things, a bunch of this persons checks. They have been sitting on my coffee table since last night and im still staring at them, wondering what i should do with them. I was taking a shower nh and thought "the oontz will know wat to do, those niggers be stupid" so what should i do with all these blank checks and, more importantly, can i even use them to buy cool shit w/o catching alot of heat right off the bat? EDIT: save me your lectures on morals, i just wanna know how i can get stuff out of this. Fuck you I hope u die a slow death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... You should look the person up online and apologize to them for being such a shitty human being and stealing their bag and offer to return everything and tell them that you fully expect them to beat your ass and are going to take the ass beating without fighting back. You should at the very least lie to them and say hey I found your bag last night and I wanted to return it to you it was in the bushes down the street from this party. But of course you could try to get some free stuff in which case you will most likely go to jail which sounds like it is a bit to nice for you unless you get stuck in a cell with some dude who beats you down daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... using stolen checks = probably not the best idea. however. people get away with it all the time. ask your local rack pro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted April 3, 2011 Author Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... dammm you guys are getting u mad. im not going to actually use them. i was just entertaining the thought. jeeeezzz you guys are so high and mighty like youve never stolen something before. edit: bojangles u visibly upset chill out doggie hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CONCRETE RIVER Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... And negd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... Use routing number to buy mad graff supplies and then start a prison blog. I'll subscribe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Re: So I have all these blank checks..... bojangles u visibly upset chill out doggie hahahaha Bojangles gonna rape you now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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