Drue_Down Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 Get caught shoplifting.... ...never get a job for the rest of your life. Sure sounds worth the risk. + what hemoglobin queef said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I prefer the charge of "obtaining materials under false pretenses." Really lends a dash of class to my record of petty misdemeanors racked up between the ages of 15-20. I gave up racking after I saw this 40ish guy get made fun of endlessly in prison for being there on a shoplifting charge, put it all in perspective haha. I did grab a bag of beef jerky the other day though. SHIT WAS A MAJOR RUSH, BR0! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 I thought it wasn't stealing until after you walk out the store? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 nope. in a lot of places, "concealment on your person" makes it shoplifting. Pocket it in the store, you're guilty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 i don't know how well that would hold up in court Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Really lends a dash of class to my record of petty misdemeanors Another solid quotable. bravo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 I GOT A BUNCH OF CHECKS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lew Blum Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 steve polychronopolus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 i don't know how well that would hold up in court exactly. i put shit in my pockets all the time before i pay for them, leaves my hands free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 exactly. i put shit in my pockets all the time before i pay for them, leaves my hands free. i know people like to sue over everything. supposedly you can sue if they harass you and accuse you of thievery before you leave the store, according to what my boss at work has told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 You can only do that legally if you're white, and not white trash either, I'm talking "full set of teeth" white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opentop Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 I love being full set of teeth white..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 me too. it's sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vharkano Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 lol .. If anyone allowed themselves to get caught and processed for racking bags of chips or whatever then damn you probably should of gave it a rest a long time ago. That being said I dont really gank shit anymore unless im drunk/broke/hungry in that order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 COMPLETELY fucked up the R and O. I'll redo this eventually so try to ignore those two letters did it with all racked markers, makes it all okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cro. Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 I like that. The J looks like a crude penis /nh. Symbolism in art is important, you're on the right track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 this threads cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 That K is pretty sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 That K is pretty SIK. Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 SIK racking solution 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 respect, jakro respect r-e-s-p-e-c-t, respect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 RESTECP R-E-S-T-E-C-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 $1500 in two days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 rack more arrows kid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 restecp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Erect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moist Cooter Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 ion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 http://soundcloud.com/hans-beck/spiderfang-so-npr-hans-beck-wnyc-edit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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