Pfffffffffft Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 WHAT ARE YOU LYING ABOUT TODAY?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 lying to myself that ill actually be attending class today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 easy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmBY5CUTLvc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 hahaha. propped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I peed in a cookie sheet and froze it, then slid the frozen pee under my neighbor's door. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I'm still a virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 after the fed ex driver left i ran outside and flagged him down to stop and told him his tire was flat, he got out and check but i had already walked back inside the hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 i told work I was coming in today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I got a text message saying that it was snowing outside and believed it :( I still have the whole day ahead of me to get em back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anything goes Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 This shit got me for a second today - mini giraffes http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/photos.php Giraffe Cam - http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 i stabbed my co worker and called the animal rescue instead of the regular guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 lying to myself that ill actually be attending class today. BUMP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnifeHits RS Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I told my girlfriend I love her and enjoy the time we spend together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 happy international men's day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 i told myself i had a girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 that^ and this bouillon cubes in the showerhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 the condom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I told my ex all dramatically that I got this other girl pregnant, then I told her it was April fools... she called me a fucking asshole then asked how my day was going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Police Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I told my boss that I quit all dramatic like, then I told him it was april fools day... then I got fired. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I told my ex all dramatically that I got this other girl pregnant, then I told her it was April fools... she called me a fucking asshole then asked how my day was going. Another masterful chapter in this riveting saga. Write this shit down homie, the 21st century needs a great American novel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Another masterful chapter in this riveting saga. HAHA vanfullofbabyitwasjustajokeI'msosorryloveyouuuuu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I got stopped and searched while out late at night a little while back and the cop gave me a summons to community court for "possession of graffiti implement" for the marker in my pocket. I was to show up to court today to find out what my fine would be. At the info desk they said that they didn't have anything on me, but if a police report shows up they'll mail me another date. So now I'm thinking either that cop got an early jump on an April fools joke, or the bitch at the info desk got me and now I'll have a warrant for not showing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I got a text message saying that it was snowing outside and believed it :( I still have the whole day ahead of me to get em back. it snowed here, i wish this shit was a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Something small that proved to be effective. Last night I took screen captures of the desktops of all the computers in the house then moved all the icons into a hidden folder and replaced the background with the screen cap. This morning my wife couldn't figure out why none of the desktop icons worked on any of the computers. She was mildly frustrated. When I woke up I came out and logged onto the computer and said "what did you do? All the icons aren't working" She got all heated claiming the computer is fucked and she didn't do anything to it, etc, etc.. Then I pull the "fool" card, good laughs were had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 haha thats pretty good. edit: every year i think of the prank that got away.. i had gone on a small road trip with a friend, dude gave me his spare key (to what was a brand new car at the time) incase i needed it. we get back and he ended up leaving his spare in my car the day we got back and forgot about it for like 6 months. so this time of year is rolling around and the light goes off.. im gonna steal this fuckers car and stash it and watch him lose his shit all day long trying to figure out what the fuck happened. so i plan it out a little bit, was gonna have a buddy drop me off sometime in the night and i was gonna take it and drive it far off so theres no chance of dude running into it throughout the day.. then like 2 weeks before april fools the dude remembered i had the key and ruined what could have been one of my best pranks, if not my best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Must spread some rep before giving it to Geezpot. Have a thumbs up instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 last night at midnight I was bartending and I started a rumor to everyone I served that Anthony Kiedis had passed away. That shit caught on like wildfire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Ferreal Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 i called my bro in cali and told him i won a million in the lottery and that i was gonna fly him out, buy him a car for his birthday, and then we go to vegas. dude just about pissed his pants. hes like "im leaving work right now then bro" april fools sucka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 that i didnt turn 28 today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenwings Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 THIS THREAD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaCJlxZTxDw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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