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Loo: And who are they?

Dr. Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars.

Loo: Shanghaied?

Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.

Prisoner #1: Where are we?

Prisoner #2: I don't care!

Loo: And these?

Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.

Prisoner #3: I don't know who I am!

Prisoner #4: Yeah. and I don't drink.

Dr. Klahn: Guards!

[moves prisoners]

Dr. Klahn: Do you care?

BEER SHITS: No.

Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.

Guard: What do you drink?

BEER SHITS: I don't care.

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/no emo

my baby momma wont let me see my daughter

my freedom is threatened

my job stop scheduling me

my shoulder muscle that holds the arm in socket (labrum) is torn/cant skate or do overhead work.

:D

 

 

 

At least you don't live in Japan.

Or the middle east.

Them niggas got 99 problems and a baby-momma aint one.

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