IHATEU Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 CBS/AP) SCRANTON, Pa. - Police in Scranton say they found over 50 bags of heroin, cash and loose change from a woman's vagina following a cavity search. Karin Mackaliunas, 27, was detained last weekend following a crash, according to authorities. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina. A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.LOL WUT??? Mackaliunas was jailed on $25,000 bail on charges including possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance. A preliminary hearing is scheduled for Monday. http://www.metro.us/philadelphia/blog/post/809133--weird http://thetimes-tribune.com/news/scranton-woman-hides-heroin-money-loose-change-in-herself-1.1120067#ixzz1H0T8yCDl so 50 packs of H CHECK 34 empty bags CHECK 8 script pills CHECK 50.00 CHECK and not just 50.00 cuz you know that 2.22 might get found in my pocket so i gotta stash that up my gash too!! i might need them two FUCKING PENNYS when im on the go!!! i dont even put fucking pennys in my pocket... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 read this yesterday.....had me loling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I saw this as part of a banner ad on a porn site, the 51.22 had me losing it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 and if you needed further confirmation of the intelligence level of this beyotch The woman waived a preliminary hearing today. :nope: maroon, you wuz s'posed to say the drugs wuz immaculately conceived! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I picture cops chasing each other around the evidence lockers trying to smush damp dollar bills in each other faces like "ewwww". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Liz Taylor totally like died n shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerkherder1 Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 thats funny because im also watching the office right now OMG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Junkies smash with double stick tape condoms on trying to score. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 edit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 jackpot. coin purse couldn't fit any better then in this tickled pink twat tale... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 ph btw, alots are so awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justchill Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 wtf why did this bitch tell the police she had the stash up there. should've got booked in , and just wait till it was cool, then either get rid of it,use it, or sell it in the county. dumb cunt.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 some pusher man was cunting on her making a drop, but i guess she gashed out too soon..... nyuck nyuck nyuck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Goddamn the pusher man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 http://efukt.com/2416_Soccer_Mom.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 the pusser man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 so, she stuffed 50 something odd bags of heron up her vag but couldn't fit the last three in? she must've been slacking on her kegel exercises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 You can do stuff like this once you fucked a couple black dudes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyViking Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 i bet if she dumped the extra 30 empty bags she could've fit the others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 You can do stuff like this once you fucked a couple black dudes. hmm... so you know this from experience i guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I know you guys hate when I do this but my guess is the 50 bags and cash was in a vagtube, something like a prescription bottle, not just loose in her cunt. S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allfreetime Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 thats just plain nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrisone Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I kinda feel bad that this happened....for the doctor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Meh, that's nothing, you should hear about the cookie of crack, 3 rolls of quarters, and 18" bong they found in her butthole! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 But does that bitch even know how DurtY them coins be tho? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Maybe she was trying to get 25 cents in there so she could use the jail phone.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgRGurCvoKw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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