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CBS/AP) SCRANTON, Pa. - Police in Scranton say they found over 50 bags of heroin, cash and loose change from a woman's vagina following a cavity search.

 

Karin Mackaliunas, 27, was detained last weekend following a crash, according to authorities. Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.

 

A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.LOL WUT???

 

Mackaliunas was jailed on $25,000 bail on charges including possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance.

 

A preliminary hearing is scheduled for Monday.

 

http://www.metro.us/philadelphia/blog/post/809133--weird

 

http://thetimes-tribune.com/news/scranton-woman-hides-heroin-money-loose-change-in-herself-1.1120067#ixzz1H0T8yCDl

 

so 50 packs of H CHECK

34 empty bags CHECK

8 script pills CHECK

50.00 CHECK

and not just 50.00 cuz you know that 2.22 might get found in my pocket so i gotta stash that up my gash too!! i might need them two FUCKING PENNYS when im on the go!!!

i dont even put fucking pennys in my pocket...

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and if you needed further confirmation of the intelligence level of this beyotch

 

The woman waived a preliminary hearing today.

 

:nope:

 

maroon, you wuz s'posed to say the drugs wuz immaculately conceived!

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I picture cops chasing each other around the evidence lockers trying to smush damp dollar bills in each other faces like "ewwww".

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wtf why did this bitch tell the police she had the stash up there.

should've got booked in , and just wait till it was cool, then either

get rid of it,use it, or sell it in the county. dumb cunt..

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You can do stuff like this once you fucked a couple black dudes.

 

 

hmm... so you know this from experience i guess

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