injury Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I've gone to this sex shop called "Mister Sister" a few times with my girl for flavored lubes, this triangle back massager you can heat up in the microwave, and these socks I need these pronto. Hope they take money orders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 choking bitches like dat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 i am. but message me when you fuck a girl that looks like that, aight? i wont hold my breath. do i have to message you EVERY time i fuck a girl who's only moderately good looking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 i am. but message me when you fuck a girl that looks like that, aight? i wont hold my breath. you're talking like shes flawlessly gorgeous. id hate to see the "average" girls you've fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 shes flawlessly gorgeous? a headcase with just about zilch in the tit department and a spray tan? pretty average for me. dont get umad because my backseat backshots can put on a bikini and have yall beatin off halfway across the world. /nh or should we waltz on over to smash or trash, and see the latest heifers youd "smash if i was drunk enough". cmon son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I can't beat off to her, her feet are too stubby. Believe me, I've been trying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayeplus Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 i once fucked a girl who liked it from behind while repeatedly getting her head dunked in the toilet...that shit was weird, brings new meaning to "ass to mouth" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hahaha760 Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I can't beat off to her, her feet are too stubby. Believe me, I've been trying. THIS!!! hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Wheres smxxl? i was gonna speak on a friend's situation. too much to type tho. we have a few clubs here, Red Rooster, Green Door, PowerExchange. she visits them a few times a year. gets real wild. me?.im not into swapping, sharing, or swinging. I have a few kinks, these would not be any one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 You more of the duping Morlocks into stuffing their ass with Eggplants with the promise of anal reciprocation then just as he's done... GOTCHA guhnight zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 i was gonna speak on a friend's situation. too much to type tho. we have a few clubs here, Red Rooster, Green Door, PowerExchange. she visits them a few times a year. gets real wild. me?.im not into swapping, sharing, or swinging. I have a few kinks, these would not be any one of them. can i get a list so i don't get fired again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 can i get a list so i don't get fired again? duping Morlocks into stuffing their ass with Eggplants with the promise of anal reciprocation then just as he's done... GOTCHA guhnight zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz for starters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Yes i remember how you made a fool of that guy. My butthole is too tender and small for eggplants though. I can barely poop without crying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I was just being hyperbolic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 crookneck squash? *system failure remembers, tough. it was purple. maybe not eggplant purple, but it was purple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 24, 2011 Author Share Posted March 24, 2011 Wear those suck my dick tube socks while wearing short shorts playing a pick up game in an "urban" area around MLK Blvd. /nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 crookneck squash? Starfruit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 My butthole . Starfruit ;) .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyViking Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 You know I don't know any of you people, and yet I know about the purple people eater story. I find that as disturbing as the story itself. As far as the astounding amount of fetishes that exist - theres some out there that are really, really fuckin' weird. Some of them aren't terrible as long as they aren't taken to extremes(which they inevitably are.) Ex: Smoking Fetish. Girl smoking a cigarette (orally, isn't it fucked up I gotta say that?) = so what? Girl smoking a bogie outta her ass = not o.k. in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 SM: Negative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I can't beat off to her, her feet are too stubby. Believe me, I've been trying. [ATTACH]157308.vB[/ATTACH] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 well put Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 shes flawlessly gorgeous? a headcase with just about zilch in the tit department and a spray tan? pretty average for me. dont get umad because my backseat backshots can put on a bikini and have yall beatin off halfway across the world. /nh or should we waltz on over to smash or trash, and see the latest heifers youd "smash if i was drunk enough". cmon son. you're an idiot, you post some average bitch then say GET ON MY LEVEL WHEN YOU FUCK A FINE PRINCESS OF THIS CALIBER. then we all call her out for being average and you're like YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T GET A GIRL THATS AVERAGE IN EVERY FUCKING WAY, HOLLER HATER! :lol: tell us the story of your pimp game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 well put I know right? Been trying to do it for hours, but whenever I see her little hooves I just go flaccid. I drank a whole pot of coffee and stayed up until 3 trying last night. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 I am a super perv.....used to fuck this chick that was married to a guy, dating a girl and let me RAIIIILLLL her out. She turned me into real perv, choking, spitting, fish hooks anything weird thing she wanted, I'd do it! That was years ago...I miss her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 i just looked that shit up on craigs list' there is no way i would meet up with anyone that shit. it seems like that setup shit where u think u gonna show up to fine ass hoe and theres a gay ass swole nigga ready to rape you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 i'd rather meet housewives at the bar or some shit like normal people this internet shit is fucking up the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Swinging, S&M, etc have been around a whole hell of a lot longer than the Internet pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 i think the story i heard on dan savage about the guy who got off on pie fights was one of the stranger ones i've heard. they made a mess but his wife was ggg enough to accommodate his wishes from time to time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 26, 2011 Author Share Posted March 26, 2011 I wasn't bringing up swinging and S&M up like it was something new or even that taboo. I was trying to start a discussion on people you know personally that are into that or other stuff and how people are way more open about stuff like this in part due to the internet. Before you had to throw on a trenchcoat and hit up your local porn shop now you and you girlfriend/boyfriend can look for someone to piss on you from the privacy of your own home etc. I don't know anyone personally but have heard about people that like to tickle or be tickled and jeff the vomit guy that loves to have chicks chuck on him appearing on TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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