wordyo Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 i got a 260$ piss ticket last st.pat's befor i even got to the bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 seen people at 8:30 on my way to school lined up to get into the bar already lookin drunk as shit wearing little green hats. Yea man. Abcs dont give a fuck what the occasion. I say no to alcohol before noon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 St. Patrick wasn’t even Irish. He was born in Roman Britain. Plus there were never any snakes in Ireland. This holiday sucks. And I'm like 25% Irish, like every white person. Non Graffiti Related: RIP TIE!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Gonna hit up a brew house for dranks and dinner with the lady, then a bar or two. Then it's off to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I have hella work to do, tried to cop a feel on a redhead for st patricks day but she wasn't down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhills Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 i'll be working until 7am tomorrow morning. i'm glad i don't have to deal with buffoons out in nyc tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roke Reserve Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 green keg beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Fffffuuuuuuuuuu... After a lot of big talk and expert planning, I'm sitting in a fucking Karaoke bar near NYU drinking Guinness (bottle, not even tap) and listening to a gang of white girls in plastic hats sing Baby Got Back. FML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 whoa Harvey that's rough. I'm about to start my shift in brooklyn behind the bar, it's less manic down here. although I am bringing 4 trays of green jello shots, so it may go up a notch from this point on. on the downside, there are a lot of NYU students in this neighborhood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 no green beer this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 amateur night for white hat chads... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Really, Jersey Girls? The Umbrella Song again? Fuck this, I'm out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 watching my girl "rest her eyes" for a minute. thursday nbc tv on. sip'n pabst, bout 6 shots into a bottle of jameson.. smoking green, so that should count for something.. hopefully won't be persuaded into going out an dealing with these idiots out tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical ali Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 amateur night for white hat chads... your usage of the word "chads" has earned you propers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangleyourson Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Just another reason for drown yourself in a bottle of expensive whiskey, I'll prob have a few drinks with the old man (he's full Irish blood and doesn't give a fuck for today) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted March 18, 2011 Author Share Posted March 18, 2011 I HATE THE IRISH BUT I'LL EMBRACE YOUR PATHETIC DRUNKEN MICK HOLIDAY BY HAVING A BEER AFTER EXACTLY ONE WEEK OF ALCOHOL ABSTINENCE. CHEERS FAGGOTS. yeah stay mad you mutt. keeep mad at a culture that actually stood its ground in america. SUCK ME OFF FAGIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 yea fuck this day Im stuck at school while all my friends are at the beach. fuck spring break im having a staycation but already smoked all my weed :< o well fuck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 yeah stay mad you mutt. keeep mad at a culture that actually stood its ground in america. SUCK ME OFF FAGIT what's with you and getting ur dick sucked by dudes?:lol: IRISHFAGGETTTT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 these holidays are so funny, these people come out of the wood work claiming to be irish coz their great great great great ancestor was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 note to self: always have beer at home. me and some random closed the bar and were down to drink more and possibly get down but no beer to be drank so she went home :( turns out its gonna be a hand solo session for the third time today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Except for having to go to work after dinner and drinks with the lady, it was a damn good St. Paddy's day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Sitting next to my old lady now, finna scheme on a late night bj. Final tally for the evening: got in 2 fights, broke 1 man's nose; caught a fat eyebrow from another gentleman's disagreement with my way of handling business; got paid to drank whisky from 1:30 this afternoon till 2am tonight; watched 4 bar regs fail at the late night holler at some chicks; and finally, smoked a J with the cabby that gave me a ride home, bought him a sammich from subway, and gave dude too much weed for being a nice guy letting me smoke in his cab. Now, Outkast, the attempted blowjob, then sleep.(with subway bed crumbs) In case you gave a fuck.:krunk: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 i am proud to be a combination of two different nationalities known for ethnic cleansing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 German and Iraqi? Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 kicked it a friend got a ticket 'sall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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