what it iz Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 So apparently while I was at work last night, a chihuahua mysteriously ended up in my back yard. I have 2 pit bulls, and one of them just gave birth to a puppy recently so really I have 2 and a half pit bulls. needless to say I came home to a dead chihuahua on my back patio. Even though my pits are super fucking chill (really, they are), they're still animals who are going to be over protective of their son/nephew from intruders. At first I thought it was the yapping little shit who lives across the street from me who yaps at everybody who walks by. I figured it yapped at the wrong motherfucker and the wrong motherfucker decided to hem it up and throw it to the pits in the yard across the street. But then today I saw that chihuahua out front of its house yapping away. So now it's really bugging the shit out of me where the fuck this little shit came from, and what lead her into my back yard? I checked the fence line, and there's no spaces dug out big enough for even a chihuahua to get under. So I'm thinking somebody knew of a house that had 2 and a half pit bulls and decided that she somehow deserved to get fed to the pits. There really is no explanation for this Taco Bell dog mysteriously showing up in my back yard. I was considering calling the SPCA to take her body and maybe do a rabies test, but then I realized they're probably going to show up with the cops and try to put my dogs down. My dogs are not viscious. They really aren't. But apparently they are down to protect the fortress. She's currently in a trash bag in my shed. I can't decide whether to dump her somewhere or bury her in my back yard. The only problem with burying her in my back yard is that I'm still not 100% on if this is one of my neighbors dogs (wouldn't want them to see me and put 2 and 2 together), and plus I don't want the dogs digging her up. But I'm not enough of an asshole to dump her in a dumpster. Maybe I'll just leave her bagged up in the shed until the weekend when I have time to go bury it in some woods or some shit. Don't scroll down if you don't want to see a dead chihuahua. Because I am enough of an asshole to provide a pic. Dead chihuahua in a trash bag: The culprits cowering in shame: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. pits are awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. Whoa.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. obviously its the pit with the 2 bowls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. You better not call the SPCA your pits will maul you for snitching 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted March 16, 2011 Author Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. obviously its the pit with the 2 bowls The only one without two bowls is the puppy. He can drink from his moms water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\m/ Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. It was the pup, it was a rite of passage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted March 16, 2011 Author Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. You better not call the SPCA your pits will maul you for snitching Oh snap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. poor little bastard. didnt stand a chance. how talls this fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. "two and a half pit bulls" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. alright i say you send that chihuahua skull to kir so he can make a skull bong 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted March 16, 2011 Author Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. poor little bastard. didnt stand a chance. how talls this fence. It's a normal sized chain link fence. Tall enough that a chihuahua on meth still wouldn't be able to hop it. Low enough that the Boxer from down the street was able to hop it and knock up one of my pits. *2 and a quarter pits? He'll equal a half a pit when he gets older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opentop Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. dawg, get your dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. just let your pitbulls take care of the chalupa dog's body. or give it to keepitrail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. my sister loves chihuahas.. i dont think i'm showing this to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. I wouldn't show my sister a damn thing on this website 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. ha^ maybe someones trying to setup your pits. always tryin to keep a good pit down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. ^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewzer Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. that cats face looks like the "smart bug" from that starship trooper movie, or whatever it was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcay Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. First Nate, now this!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangleyourson Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. Maybe it was dead before it met your pits, someone just threw the little dead body over the fence. Was it mauled bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted March 16, 2011 Author Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. Maybe it was dead before it met your pits, someone just threw the little dead body over the fence. Was it mauled bad? Just enough that it's guts were hanging out a little. And there's blood stains smeared on my patio, so I doubt it was dead before hand. Plus my wife said that it was in it's dying stages when she ran outside to see what all the noise was about, and that at least one of my pits had blood on it's mouth and a crazy ass killer mode look in her eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
what it iz Posted March 16, 2011 Author Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. I already know more or less which dog put in that work, the mystery is more about how the fuck that chihuahua even ended up in my yard in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. the white one? hide that evidence; protect your dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. maybe someones trying to setup your pits. always tryin to keep a good pit down. this you have many enemies/had any dickheads made complaints about your dags? get busy on some detective shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. I wouldn't show my sister a damn thing on this website :lol: true. But my sister is a hugee chihuaha lover. She'd probably cry if she saw this haha Good thing she won't :scowl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Re: Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread. this was about a -1 on my scale of 1 (disney) and 20 (guy in egypt running over everyone/cop leg thing) keepitrail doesnt warm and is at like a 17 with his pics/ videos. (warning: not that graphic and there are only two photos) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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