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Canine murder mystery, or doggie suicide? (warning: graphic... this is a photo thread.)

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So apparently while I was at work last night, a chihuahua mysteriously ended up in my back yard.

I have 2 pit bulls, and one of them just gave birth to a puppy recently so really I have 2 and a half pit bulls.

needless to say I came home to a dead chihuahua on my back patio.

Even though my pits are super fucking chill (really, they are), they're still animals who are going to be over protective of their son/nephew from intruders.

 

At first I thought it was the yapping little shit who lives across the street from me who yaps at everybody who walks by.

I figured it yapped at the wrong motherfucker and the wrong motherfucker decided to hem it up and throw it to the pits in the yard across the street.

But then today I saw that chihuahua out front of its house yapping away.

So now it's really bugging the shit out of me where the fuck this little shit came from, and what lead her into my back yard?

I checked the fence line, and there's no spaces dug out big enough for even a chihuahua to get under.

So I'm thinking somebody knew of a house that had 2 and a half pit bulls and decided that she somehow deserved to get fed to the pits.

There really is no explanation for this Taco Bell dog mysteriously showing up in my back yard.

 

I was considering calling the SPCA to take her body and maybe do a rabies test, but then I realized they're probably going to show up with the cops and try to put my dogs down.

My dogs are not viscious.

They really aren't.

But apparently they are down to protect the fortress.

She's currently in a trash bag in my shed.

I can't decide whether to dump her somewhere or bury her in my back yard.

The only problem with burying her in my back yard is that I'm still not 100% on if this is one of my neighbors dogs (wouldn't want them to see me and put 2 and 2 together), and plus I don't want the dogs digging her up.

But I'm not enough of an asshole to dump her in a dumpster.

Maybe I'll just leave her bagged up in the shed until the weekend when I have time to go bury it in some woods or some shit.

 

 

 

Don't scroll down if you don't want to see a dead chihuahua.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because I am enough of an asshole to provide a pic.

 

Dead chihuahua in a trash bag:

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The culprits cowering in shame:

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Whoa..

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obviously its the pit with the 2 bowls

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You better not call the SPCA your pits will maul you for snitching

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obviously its the pit with the 2 bowls

 

The only one without two bowls is the puppy.

He can drink from his moms water.

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It was the pup, it was a rite of passage.

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You better not call the SPCA your pits will maul you for snitching

 

Oh snap!

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poor little bastard. didnt stand a chance.

 

how talls this fence.

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alright i say you send that chihuahua skull to kir so he can make a skull bong

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poor little bastard. didnt stand a chance.

 

how talls this fence.

 

It's a normal sized chain link fence.

Tall enough that a chihuahua on meth still wouldn't be able to hop it.

Low enough that the Boxer from down the street was able to hop it and knock up one of my pits.

 

*2 and a quarter pits?

He'll equal a half a pit when he gets older.

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dawg, get your dogs

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just let your pitbulls take care of the chalupa dog's body. or give it to keepitrail

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my sister loves chihuahas.. i dont think i'm showing this to her.

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I wouldn't show my sister a damn thing on this website

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ha^

 

maybe someones trying to setup your pits. always tryin to keep a good pit down.

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that cats face looks like the "smart bug" from that starship trooper movie, or whatever it was

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First Nate, now this!?

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Maybe it was dead before it met your pits, someone just threw the little dead body over the fence.

 

Was it mauled bad?

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Maybe it was dead before it met your pits, someone just threw the little dead body over the fence.

 

Was it mauled bad?

 

Just enough that it's guts were hanging out a little.

And there's blood stains smeared on my patio, so I doubt it was dead before hand.

 

Plus my wife said that it was in it's dying stages when she ran outside to see what all the noise was about, and that at least one of my pits had blood on it's mouth and a crazy ass killer mode look in her eyes.

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