!@#$% Posted March 15, 2011 Author Share Posted March 15, 2011 symbols --- it's a fact that you dont take a dump at a females house unless shes wife or family --- it's potentially deadly word. words. there are some truly hysterical stories about this sorta stuff. i cannot for the life of me remember who it was, maybe HESH, but someone on here had invited this girl over (or maybe she invited herself) and they chilled for a few minutes and she went to use the bathroom and exploded it in an orgy of foul smells. it made the house stink it was so nasty. she left immediately and i don't think they ever spoke again. over the years, i've been the girl hangin with the dudes, and there are so many more stories just like this in reverse, about guys having a bathroom accident during a date. just bad policy to eat beefaroni with a 6pack right before seeing someone romantically. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 there was shit all over the handicap bars at the mcdonalds in downtown pburgh. black and yellow black and yellow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da1lyoperations Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I was in New York a few years back and there was shit all over the bathroom in McDonalds. And I mean like... Walls to the floor, smeared on everything, someone went to fucking town spraying ass on the walls. ^^^I'm one of those. I didn't take a dump on sunday because I was with a GuRL. I need full privacy man, bathrooms should be soundproofed. Haha, this. I've found the best thing to do if you're out in public is wait until she needs to go to the bathroom, hang for a second then run to the mens. Squeeze one out in half the time she'll be in the bathroom for and leave. Be waiting exactly where you were before. Dry hands, act cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Forcing shits to go faster than they wanna is never pleasant. I don't think that would work for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicharones Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Wow Some of these post are ridiculous. Come on men why the he'll are you talking about bathrooms an shit an if your posting to the world about how you take shits in train yards an wipe your ass with a sock. You might want to get a life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da1lyoperations Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 It's called life, shit happens. And when it does, you gotta go. I see absolutely nothing wrong with sharing these important life stories, endless lulz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 SUCK SOME COCK, LICK SOME DICK, DO IT ALL FOR THE KICK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 i can't blame you. i got off a plane in singapore and had to piss so bad i nearly wet myself. This reminded me of one time when I flew out of Singapore. I was really jet lagged, passed out and woke up having to take a super sized piss. Seat belt sign was on but I had to do what I had to do. I didn't exactly realize how far into the flight we were and the plane landed mid piss...definitely took me by surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Rule #1 - As soon as you hear the kerplunk, flush. then i cant see how big & impressive my shit is, or how toady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 kerplunk+Flush hahaha word but i feel like thats asking for water recoil/splashback into ur ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 I mean, we can't all afford a bidet, so you gotta cut corners and work with what you got Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCBENCH Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 the worse are the bathrooms at my school, bigass 10-toilet motherfuckers with tile walls and floors, and they're quiter than a fucking library. no fan, no music, nothing. you can hear the dude on the other end of the bathroom nose-breathin. I normally don't care at all about shitting in public but when you're sitting in complete silence taking a shit with another dude and can hear him pushing it gets weird. Also I used to work at a public pool in the hood and the bathrooms were those kind where the whole thing drained to the center (locker room shower kinda thing, but for the whole bathroom...) We used to go in there after we closed and find the nastiest shit everywhere, and the girls bathroom was always waaaaay nastier than the boys, shit on the floors and stuff. We would just take a hose and blast all that shit down the drain, then spread some bleach around and call it a night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 poop here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Were I used to work the 5th floor of the office were conference rooms and managers offices for when board members were in the city (which was never). Place was always quiet as hell, because everytime i went up there the motion sensors turned on all the lights. I would go up to the toilets there and could chill take a dump (hell they even had a shower in there) roll a joint and take the lift down to the car park and wander out the back of the building for a smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 the only quarrels i have with public bogs is when you sit doon to take a barry white and the seat's still red hot from whoever was doin' a barry white before you... that gives me the bolke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReackOne Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Its not always that baadd... But sometimes it really is That bad, br0s. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 what a thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewzer Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 this should be the new cell phone dump thread, and by dump, i mean shit. we take pictures of the most heinous shits in public bathrooms, regardless of whether or not its yours. extra points if you catch a tag on the toilet seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReackOne Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 this should be the new cell phone dump thread, and by dump, i mean shit. we take pictures of the most heinous shits in public bathrooms, regardless of whether or not its yours. extra points if you catch a tag on the toilet seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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