earmuffs Posted March 12, 2011 Author Share Posted March 12, 2011 Also this girl rolls to the casino with her mom looking for high rollers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 12, 2011 Author Share Posted March 12, 2011 Well we were going out and I started chilling with this orher girl and new girl wasnt having gawdy barbie. So I called barbie over and ended it telling her about new girl. She starts crying and says "I was gonna go on the pill and let you fuck me in the ass." then she tells me I should've just never told her and date new girl behind her back. So the very next day I'm walking with new girl and walk around a corner and walk right into barbie and her mom. Barbie runs off crying. She called everyday for moms seeing if I was still with new girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 at first i was all... but then i was all........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 at first i was all... but then i was all........ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 gawdy barbie, gotti barbie, guido barbie tit pump. jersey shore audition trying to pull high rollers at casinos was about to let you fuck her ass says you should have just been banging the new girl behind her back. and you left her WHY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 12, 2011 Author Share Posted March 12, 2011 Well. She was 17 and I was 24 haha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 digging that hole dun..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 haha well you can tack that onto the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 12, 2011 Author Share Posted March 12, 2011 Hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 when she was 17 she probably didn't have those bewbies. so i guess it makes everything different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 God damn, she was dumber than a bag of hammers, watched for 18 seconds, had to click away. Everyone in here dissing would have pretended to listen to her talk for a few hours just to smash as some point in their life. Props for admitting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 12, 2011 Author Share Posted March 12, 2011 Yeah she was nothing like that when I was around. Her real boobs were a c cup I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r o n d a Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 you think in the future, when banks are even more of a joke then they are today, there will be some kind of plastic surgery maintenance loan for these silly hoes with porno bitties that still live in a child size room with like 3 lapdogs, 50grand in credit card debt, and no "desired" skills/job/income? probably not, but i like to think in advance for things to complain about yes run on sentence good day sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 this story is awesome. brewster baker is a total winner in my book. :lol: i feel like i know exactly what she'd be like in real life without ever having to put myself through the pain of meeting her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 This is the first documented time boobs didn't out weigh my need to exit out of an internet window. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 gawdy barbie, gotti barbie, guido barbie tit pump. jersey shore audition trying to pull high rollers at casinos was about to let you fuck her ass says you should have just been banging the new girl behind her back. and you left her WHY? plus the 17 - 24 thing. Damn, man, I would have kept her as one of those girls you keep pushing limits with until she was scared the fuck straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 bitch looks clumsy as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 She looks like she would have been much better value than Deena. Heels on a treadmill? GTFOH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomfoolery Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 well, she is stupid enough to be on the show. Also..another typical Scottsdale broad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
degrading Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 lol...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 i watched like 7 seconds. im laughing at you not with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 yes i smashed.. I hope you took a victory lap around the block when you were done, then washed the marinara sauce off your pecker. I bet you had fun though. She looks like a sexual ball pit. Judging from the video, she was born a natural penis cozy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 i like that the title cards aren't even remotely centered. also, that is a complete waste of a human being. that is a leaky trashbag full of diarrhea and dead slugs. that is a dumptruck full of vomit and aids. OH FUCK a hearty lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Judging from the video, she was born a natural penis cozy. a total sausage wallet from birth nh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 i had to bump this for amusement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 did she really just say tit pumping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butter_Milkshake Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 Post pics of "said ex" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted August 5, 2011 Share Posted August 5, 2011 give fake name at club then smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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