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aaah eya. Years ago i founds myself with a ball and a broad in a sex motel. Ceiling and all the walls had mirrors, Porn on the TV. I had heard such great things about the place. I wanted to experience the vibrating circular bed. Place was crawling with bed bugs. I didnt see any but i left soon after i got there and scratched the entire way to where ever the fuck I landed next.

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aaah eya. Years ago i founds myself with a ball and a broad in a sex motel. Ceiling and all the walls had mirrors, Porn on the TV. I had heard such great things about the placeto.

I wanted to experience the vibrating circular bed. Place was crawling with bed bugs. I didnt see any but i left soon after i got there and scratched the entire way to where ever the fuck I landed next.

 

are you sure these were bedbugs and not crabs? the story is giving off the impression that you were staying in an std factory...i would have doused myself in purell if i were you..but then again im a

known hypocondriac or how ever the fuck its spelled..

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shitty hotels are where it's fucking at. there's the sketchiest motel i've ever seen in my life is right outside of providence, fucking amazing. the guy who answered the desk was obviously coked out of his brains, but when i got up at like 10 the next day, there were little kids seemingly playing by said weird front desk clerk.... but grimy as fuck places are where it's at, though. i mean, i just hung out in a junkyard last night for no reason. shit's fun!

 

now i'm gonna go hang out with duncan under the bridge

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this broad that lives in my house keeps leaving her hemorrhoid cream on the sink.

and clearly never flushes the toilet at the right time either. shes a mess. and frankly,

probably about to be outted visibly on the oontz so we can all enjoy her hilarity.

 

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i used to work at this hardware store as a teenager and for a while there was an anonymous person leaving unhuman amounts of shit in the men's bathroom. at first they completely filled the urinal to the point where it was spilling onto the floor. the second time, they overfilled the toilet completely with shit and smeared it WITH THEIR HANDS all over the bathroom stall. finally, they dumped a bunch of shit in the janitor's closet and most of it ended up in the mop bucket. the amount of shit each time was more than any human besides andre the giant could've dropped at once. someone must have been hauling in bags of shit to do this. disgusting. luckily i refused to clean it citing my low pay and lack of any benefits as the main reason. someone also pissed in a bunch of the five gallon water jugs too, but i'm pretty sure that was an unrelated incident.

 

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