Tyler Durden Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 okay, this may be a weekly thing from now on but im gonna post an interview with 1 person every so often so we get to know each other better then we'll have shit to talk about when we all meet up at the 12oz family picnic and sit around eating fig newtons. this weeks inetview is zack morris, im sorry hes so pathetic and boring, its not my fault though, ill think up more interesting things in the future. ta ta and good day. sxetek123: 1)name EyeHeartElvis: my real name? sxetek123: ill ask the questions here sxetek123: name? EyeHeartElvis: ok EyeHeartElvis: Zacko Morris sxetek123: whatever. sxetek123: 2)how long have you been writing for? EyeHeartElvis: I leanred how to write in the first grade sxetek123: we're all proud. EyeHeartElvis: so that means 12 years ago EyeHeartElvis: no wait 13 EyeHeartElvis: yeah, 13 EyeHeartElvis: I never learned math though sxetek123: 3) when did you last get some fuckin action with the hoes? sxetek123: ok, i didnt ask for your lifes story. sxetek123: just answer the question EyeHeartElvis: september 1st 2000 in nashville tennesee, and I still don't know her last name sxetek123: ok......(yawn)........ sxetek123: 4)whats your opinion on the 12oz site? EyeHeartElvis: I think that its funny...since I mostly just hang out in channel zero sxetek123: loser. sxetek123: 5)whats a typical day like in the life of zacky morris? EyeHeartElvis: wake up around noon-ish, watch tv for a while. hop in the shower around 3, get out of shower and sit around some more and either go out and hang out with "muh niggaz" or I sit in front of my computer or tv. then usually my girl friend will call sometime when her cell phone is free and we talk for a few hours since she is going to school 3 hours away sxetek123: awww thats sweet sxetek123: so how often do you guys bone? EyeHeartElvis: I know EyeHeartElvis: we don't EyeHeartElvis: you already asked when the last time I got laid was EyeHeartElvis: and that was almost a year and a half ago sxetek123: so how many times a day then? ball park figure......4? 5? sxetek123: thats question 7 by the way EyeHeartElvis: how many what's a day? sxetek123: forget it.... sxetek123: next question EyeHeartElvis: ok sxetek123: 8)whats the deal with the fetish you got with wanting to urinate in girls assholes? EyeHeartElvis: you should just paste the IM conversation instead of the questions and the answers...it would be more comical... you cunt monster sxetek123: i am doing that sxetek123: and your ruining my interview bitch sxetek123: answer the question EyeHeartElvis: its not really a fetish...I just think it would be funny sxetek123: dont sass mouth me sxetek123: nah, you told me you wanted to do it to every girl EyeHeartElvis: wouldn't you laugh if you pee'd in some girls anus sxetek123: especially sarah michelle gellar sxetek123: pissing in the anus isnt funny EyeHeartElvis: think about it..the second she stands up striahgt a waterfall of yellow goodness would fall out of her sxetek123: ok..your a moron. EyeHeartElvis: I would get cool points for pissing in sarah michelle gellars butt sxetek123: why dont you just fuck her? EyeHeartElvis: thats too simple sxetek123: yeah sxetek123: something tells me she wouldnt want to fuck too bad after you piss in her butt EyeHeartElvis: how many questions are left? sxetek123: ummmmm sxetek123: i dunno, however many i want.... sxetek123: 2 sxetek123: ? EyeHeartElvis: i'm sure she wouldn't either EyeHeartElvis: ok sxetek123: ok, question the eighth.... sxetek123: if you could have one thing in the world what would it be? EyeHeartElvis: a genie that would grant me 3 wishes EyeHeartElvis: does that count? sxetek123: you dumbass sxetek123: thats stupid EyeHeartElvis: haha sxetek123: because then i have to waste a question asking you what the wishes are sxetek123: your really bad at this...... EyeHeartElvis: but then I could have everything in the world, plus 2 wishes EyeHeartElvis: I try sxetek123: fuck you, your worthless sxetek123: whats the ideal woman to you? sxetek123: thats # 9 by the way EyeHeartElvis: my mom said that to me today sxetek123: well your mom knows where its at cause i showed her last night EyeHeartElvis: I know I am going to hear shit form you about this since you dis my taste in the female species EyeHeartElvis: your poor poor man..my mom is a fucking beast sxetek123: your telling me. sxetek123: just say it, say you like emo bitches so i can move on. sxetek123: your so boring...why did i start with YOU? EyeHeartElvis: ok my ideal girl...slender frame, short dark hair, I want the type of girl that chews on the ends of her sleeves when she is slighjtly nervous and always has that cute little smile on her face. and no I'm not into the classic emo bitch, tey are too sad f and cliche for me..I like a girl that is even more sick and twisted than I am, the kind that makes fun of dead people with me and makes random death threats at old women....yet is still amazing fine during the whole fiasco sxetek123: um...very detailed you idiot..... sxetek123: what about the porn stars with the fake tits? sxetek123: cmon, you can rub your head in between them. sxetek123: and make truck noises EyeHeartElvis: fake tits are gross sxetek123: oh shutup you know youd do it sxetek123: anyway EyeHeartElvis: I think that its shallow that a girl would do that to her body because she thinks guys will like her more because she has these 2 sacks in her chest making her look like she stufs her bra with a beachball sxetek123: ok....listen to me...i dont care. sxetek123: that was not a question for you to answer. no one cares. EyeHeartElvis: then don't aska question you want no one to answer sxetek123: question the ninth: describe me or give your opinion of me in as many words possible. EyeHeartElvis: you already asked question 9 you incompetant idiot EyeHeartElvis: some cock faced ass hole that lives in long island and likes to talk mad shit to people when he isn't bitching about all his little problems that no one cares about sxetek123: cool, i couldnt have described myself better sxetek123: you forgot shallow though/ sxetek123: ok, question 9- what are your plans for the future? EyeHeartElvis: to get very rich..VERY rich...I want to have mtv come over tour my "crib" just because I am that rich EyeHeartElvis: that the third time you have asked question number 9 sxetek123: no its not you brain dead buffoon sxetek123: ok....question 9: whos your favorite member of 12oz? sxetek123: besides me of course....... EyeHeartElvis: yes it is EyeHeartElvis: haha sxetek123: what the hell, include me sxetek123: you know im your favorite sxetek123: cmon sxetek123: say it EyeHeartElvis: i don't think I have a favorite member sxetek123: yes you do sxetek123: cmon sxetek123: say its me EyeHeartElvis: i don't have a favorite member sxetek123: fine, know what? fuck you i dont care i hate you. EyeHeartElvis: good...i hate you too sxetek123: good sxetek123: with that out of the way, on with the interview. EyeHeartElvis: ok EyeHeartElvis: are we still on question 9? sxetek123: question 9) what do you think people will think/say/do when they read this post? EyeHeartElvis: laugh at question 9 EyeHeartElvis: thats what I am doing sxetek123: well your a loser sxetek123: ok ok ok, this is getting boring. EyeHeartElvis: yeah..its getting a bit too goofy, even for me sxetek123: question 11) what happened to question 10? sxetek123: dont answer that im fuckin around sxetek123: ok EyeHeartElvis: boo..I had a good answer sxetek123: 10)any "shout outs" to your "peeps" and whats one thing that people should know about you? sxetek123: fine anser it i dont care EyeHeartElvis: no shout outs...ummm lets see one thing people should know...I don't know what people should know...to be truthful I don't care what they know about me sxetek123: your so damn boring why did i pick you???? EyeHeartElvis: because you have no friends sxetek123: frink wouldve been a much better choice i bet, hes like mr. popufuckinlarity around there. sxetek123: oh i have friends fuck you sxetek123: fuck all of you EyeHeartElvis: I'm glad the 12oz community doesn't like me sxetek123: same here EyeHeartElvis: plus frink posts alot sxetek123: well cause hes aloser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intercept Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 you have too much time on your hand good idea but it will never take...........///................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 hahaha:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Originally posted by Tyler Durden sxetek123: 1)name EyeHeartElvis: my real name? sxetek123: ill ask the questions here HAHHAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 ok im getting online now, interview me, ive always wanted to be interviewed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 interview me..i've led a wasteful life with plenty of adventures to share with everyone. :spent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 intervyooz iz fun me next!... after TT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
platapie Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 haha i found this slightly amusing and will most liekly read all these interviews you do. good lookign out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 i wanna do it! pick me, pick me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 hahahahha loving it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 bojangles you did not answer my questions to life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 i enjoyed reading the interview found it somewhat funny....ill read more if they are posted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 11, 2002 Author Share Posted January 11, 2002 wow....um....ok...i am guessing from the posts and from the 20 im's i got about doing interviews that people are interested, one a day perhaps? we'll see. next on the list is either frink or tt boy. although im sure that if everyone really likes this ill attempt to get the elusive and wiley seeking to do an interview or something...hahaha oh thatll be sweet.....hahah childern, form a line by the door please, single file, no pushing, no cutting, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Originally posted by graffsurgeon bojangles you did not answer my questions to life. mustve missed it, im checkin it now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dBUSH Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 I'll never be interviewed because I only get online at work and I get in trouble if I download anything... shucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 yeah... so when you're ready for the interview people want to read, send me an email. seeking/playing the roll :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Originally posted by seeking innocence yeah... so when you're ready for the interview people want to read, send me an email. seeking/playing the roll :P oh wow! bon jovi is on here posting?!?!?!? sweeeeeeeeeettt!:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wREk OnE Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 is my post count to low to be interviewed?..:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLASS ETCH Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 ill interview myself Q: do you participate in west coast prolific caligraphy? A: yes Q: do you advocate proliferation of illegal caligraphy on a variety of surfaces? A: yes Q: how long have you been doing caligraphy illegaly? A: almost ten years Q: do you support self sustainment via nonlegal means of profit making A: yes Q: what are your views on the politics of illegal caligraphy and self sustainment via nonlegal profit making schemes? A: since the natives of the land labled the United States of America have been massacared on a spectrum paralell to the holocost, I feel I have the right to conquer the lands with advertising of a my own. I support illegal means of paying your bills with the fruits of corporate exploitation. corporations are in the favor of law makers and commit countless acts of enviromental terrorism in addition to severe human rights violations in the name of making a profit. Q: are you a law abiding tax paying citizen? A: yes Q: what do you see for the future? A: the future looks good Q: whats it like where you live? A: they have built prisons at a rate of 20 to 3 vs. colleges. that means out of 20 friends, 17 went to prison and 3 went to college. which is off probably as a acurate statistiv, but as a street educated statistic guess its about right on the spectrum of people i know that have college degrees and the amount that are felons for nonviolent crimes and have served time vs. the amount that have college degrees from state colleges. Q: anything else? A: the goverment is not working for the people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 be on the look out kids....... tt uncensored coming soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 get ready for 12oz fear factor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 I thought this was a funny and innovative idea...then you never followed up on it...post another interview damn you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 too much forced reading of tiny fonts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Originally posted by MR BOJANGLES oh wow! bon jovi is on here posting?!?!?!? sweeeeeeeeeettt!:) HAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eager Salamander Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 this is fuckin wak. how the fuck are you gonna know if a sucka is a loozer. like that nigga right there. shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 maybe you should condense the interview a bit? i dunno just a thought cause reading 100's of lines of small print=me getting bored... hit me up if you want AIM... ObsessedOner <--most used GiantNerdOner LionelHutz MarlaHatesMe GirliesHateMe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Since everyone's getting one, I want an interview too. Beer, El Mamerro SN: Mamerroid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 11, 2002 Author Share Posted January 11, 2002 ok ok ok....dont get all antsy on me people, im only going to interview people that i have even a remote iterest in, therefore if your boring and i havent read enough of your posts to consider you even mildly amusing, then i wouldnt hope too badly for an interview. i am going to see shai hulud and cipher tonite in manhattan so i wont be in till late sweety pies, but ill post an interview tomorrow or perhaps later tonite whence i return. ideally, the next interviews will be TTboy, Frink, and Seeking. im guessing that seeking, rightfully so, will want his by email because an aim interview would mean every little fuck on here would probably im him, unless you wanna make a fake name, i dont know whatever, doesnt matter to me one bit, even though my vague insults and whatnot tend to be more humorous in a real time conversation. i have your email though so whatver you wanna do honey. and yes, the future interviews will be more condensed. later suckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 you can interview me, but my life is quite dull and very boring since i only go to school and to my bathroom and bedroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 this sounds like a nice idea! i am boring. very very boring. i am horrid in interviews, ask anyone. thats why i dont have a job. oh well....interviews are fun anyways. im me at pablografkat if you wanna know the "real devilush". "you think you know but i have diahreahh." "you think you know....but i dont know." "you think you know...but you really do know." "you think you know...but you dont know shit mutha fucker!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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