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Drugs?

 

 

 

Thank you, no I'm straight

 

 

 

I meant, are you in here for drugs?

 

 

 

- Why are you here?

- Drugs

 

 

 

- I don't know why I'm here

- Why don't you go home?

 

 

 

Why don't you

put your thumb up your butt?

 

 

 

You wear too much eye make-up

 

 

 

My sister wears too much

People think she's a whore

 

 

 

- You don't want to talk about it?

- With you? Are you serious?

 

 

 

- I'm serious

- Blow yourself

 

 

 

All right,

you want to know what's wrong?

 

 

 

I know what's wrong

I just want to hear you say it

 

 

 

In a nutshell, I hate my brother

How's that?

 

 

 

That's cool Did you

blow him away or something?

 

 

 

No, not yet

 

 

 

He was ditching school When I went

home to check, some guy was there

 

 

 

The cops picked me up

for making a phoney call

 

 

 

What do you care

if your brother ditches school?

 

 

 

- Everybody else has to go

- You could ditch

 

 

 

- I'd get caught

- Yes

 

 

 

You're pissed off because he ditches

and doesn't get caught, is that it?

 

 

 

- Basically

- Basically

 

 

 

- Your problem is you

- Excuse me?

 

 

 

Worry about yourself,

not about what your brother does

 

 

 

- That's just an opinion

- What are you, a psychiatrist?

 

 

 

Keep your opinions to yourself

 

 

 

There's somebody you should talk to

 

 

 

If you say Ferris Bueller,

you lose a testicle

 

 

 

Oh, you know him

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If he hangs out with Mel Gibson and gets a makeover with Britney Spears, Chuck Norris will cower in fear. Charlie Sheen uber alles

 

You can smell the vodka in that.

 

In my next life, I want to come back as charlie sheen

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Interviewer: Are you embarrassed that your kids will read about this one day?

King Charles: God NO!! Talk about an education. And then like,… This?!? And then…, that’s the guy,… he’s our dad!!

And we can get all the answers!?!!

All the truth with…,

WOW!! WINNING!!!

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