Pistol Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 Good job with the flicks! It seems like the Altoid company made those ones just for this little discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol Good job with the flicks! It seems like the Altoid company made those ones just for this little discussion. No shit huh! *Oink Oink!!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 One would be amazed what a search on google for keywords ALTOIDS SEX will come up with. I did have to remove SEX for the image search. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 semen tastes like bleach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted January 12, 2002 Share Posted January 12, 2002 i dont know about all that eat fruit shit...i have the most fucked up diet ever and the girls that give me head say my shit tastes like cantaloupe(sp).....and eating pussy is my niche...i can go for days eating twang...i dunno i guess its a talent...oh and btw...that celery shit does work...im pumping out more fish captians now that i started eating more celery...and my bitch loves it to...:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/1093.jpg'> "hair dominates my face" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODW Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 Originally posted by i~hear~voice oh and btw...that celery shit does work...im pumping out more fish captians now that i started eating more celery...and my bitch loves it to...:D iv always tried to use my vast sexual knowledge for the benefit of man. tell your girl "your welcome" for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 they say cinammon will flavor the jizz... I heard that the Menendez's dad used to do that, then when they'd want to borrow the car he'd be like "how's about some cinnamon?"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 Originally posted by ODW iv always tried to use my vast sexual knowledge for the benefit of man. tell your girl "your welcome" for me. ill give her a grill shot just for u ... hahahahahahah .... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 http://www.turntablelab.com/photo_notebook/010/pics/008.jpg'> "would you kiss me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Re: Re: Cum Gaggin' Originally posted by fr8oholic you think pussy tastes great?? . yes actually. i'd imagine there is a limited number of people on these boards who have sucked dick AND ate pussy a great deal, and with those qualifications and can confidently say eating pussy is much easier. Before anyone jumps in with the "you're a lesbian" routine, of course everyone enjoys something different, but eating pussy is physically easier. in that it doesn't stick very far into your mouth/throat. Do I have the dubious honor of being the only one on the board whose has experienced the two more than once? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ?!?! Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 your a lesbian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Originally posted by ?!?! your a lesbian. and your grammar is terrible next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 i would think the goal of sucking a dick would easier to reach because pretty much the guy is gonna nut sooner or later. but with a girl you have to know what your doing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Originally posted by Fox Mulder but with a girl you have to know what your doing. From my personal experience eating pu$$y is pretty easy. Just circumvent everything else down there and concentrate on that magic little button... you'll have chicks putting an indian death lock on you with their legs and almost humping your face to a fractured skull if you hit it right... :D Bodice, big ups on having 'played for both teams'.. but tell me, was it easier eating a pu$$y, because obviously you're a girl and would know what feels good and what doesn't :confused: UP !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest got tha feva Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Re: Re: Re: Cum Gaggin' Originally posted by bodice_ripper Do I have the dubious honor of being the only one on the board whose has experienced the two more than once? You're not the only switch hitter girlie. I've played for both teams and I gotta say they're both good in their own ways. I've never been with a girl who tasted even remotely bad, but I'm not denieing there are some who do. Guys, hmm... I'm not a fan of male cum at all, but then again I'm not a fan of giving straight 10 minute long blow jobs either. I switch it up with the mouth and the hand, and I've never had any complaints when I'm rubbing it out instead of sucking it off if you know what I'm saying. :dazed: PruDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Lesbians are awsome. I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NumbNuts Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Originally posted by avils From my personal experience eating pu$$y is pretty easy. Just circumvent everything else down there and concentrate on that magic little button... you'll have chicks putting an indian death lock on you with their legs and almost humping your face to a fractured skull if you hit it right... :D The button technique is good,but for that extra flair try combining it with the G shpot.Just imagine that the box is a concert hall,the shpot is like the chandelier. Forever fiending for the ninja boot.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Originally posted by NumbNuts The button technique is good,but for that extra flair try combining it with the G shpot.Just imagine that the box is a concert hall,the shpot is like the chandelier. Forever fiending for the ninja boot.... Yah I have heard of this technique you speak of.. my only problem at the moment is that my girl doesn't like me sticking anything else in there besides my trouser browser.. oh except for the occasional cigarette, but THAT is a different story all together (and yes, I did smoke it) ;) UP !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy elimanate meat from your diet. is what ive heard. honestly...vegetarian diets make the cum taste like the candy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 Originally posted by dr. frink one honestly...vegetarian diets make the cum taste like the candy... ummm.. do we want to now how you found this out ??? :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 14, 2002 Share Posted January 14, 2002 haha, i honestly have never come across a girlie that tasted nasty and ive been with quite a few, hopefully ill never come across one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 Ive never even come across a girlie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 I'm also guilty of playin both sides of the field. Each have qualities the other is lacking...It's a trade off..I mean I love cock...it's awesome! But pussy is just different..chicks are fun in a way guys aren't..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 you'll never get a guy, let alone one that frequents the 12oz, to admit to suckin dick. but the two-teamin' girls ARE coming out of the wood work..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eager Salamander Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 you gotta lick suck stick and fuck the pussy entirly to get the bitch really off. but i know when a girl cumms all out her pussy,, im there to drink that shit up.... ill lick her ass the whole nine... i dont give a fuck... gimme that ass girly girl!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unregistered Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 Someone mentioned cunnilingus? Gentlemen/ladies ..... To eat pussy well, one must be fully aquainted with the art of indirect stimulation and, above all else, the delicate work of tease. Never start with the clit, you'll ruin the buildup and her orgasm will be less intense -- just forget about your own pleasure until SHE is satisfied, learn where her other 'buttons' are, and things will work out nicely. *This message has been brought to you by The Society For Production of Better Female Orgasms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 In the interests of science, late last night an experiment was carried out involving a man, a woman, and Wintergreen Altoids. Please note: A prior test had been performed using the Original Peppermint Altoids. This was much, much better. THE MALE SUBJECT: The male, on the receiving end, described the sensation as "icy hot, like Vick's Vap-O-Rub" (he was not asked where he found the basis for comparison with Vick's) and stated that, while he did not find it unpleasant, he understood why some might. He definately preferred this flavor over the original. Wintergreen provided the "hot" where the original was only "icy". THE FEMALE SUBJECT: The female subject, on the receiving end, was heard from the street to scream, "Jumping Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, just DON'T STOP!!!" She liked the sensation. She really, really liked the sensation. A lot. She noted that intermittent blowing on the licked area really added to the experience. Many sacrifices must be made for science, and I'd like to thank the two test subjects for giving up a decent night's sleep in order to find out the answer to this question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 the name of the title makes it sound like someones slurpin on some cum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 how did i end up in this thread? i clicked on channel zero, then somehow ended up here.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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