AskNags Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 I'm not one to get all personal about my sex life but.... I totally get off on blowjobs it's my favorite thing foreplay wise.. but my boyfriends cum tastes like shit...I'm saying like gags the fuck out of me...IS there something I can feed him to make it taste better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/images/offlock.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alkaline Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Some say that pineapple (sp?) juice works, but I don't know if it is true. If it is he'll have to drink it hours in advance (at least). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 *believe* Some say mine tastes kinda fruity, I wouldnt know, but your welcome to… …Ahh nevahmind. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 elimanate meat from your diet. is what ive heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Try sweets for breakfast ....sugar shit. Pastry ...sweet shit on a regular basis it works I swear. But have some good long sex everyday so he can burn all the calories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Just shut up and keep swallowing.... hahah j/k;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Pop an altoid in your mouth and you probably wont taste any sperm. PS Let me know when you come around LA. I'll show you around.;) :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 i thougfht you were a guy..... at first this post made me uneasy:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Originally posted by AskNags I'm not one to get all personal about my sex life but.... I totally get off on blowjobs it's my favorite thing foreplay wise.. but my boyfriends cum tastes like shit...I'm saying like gags the fuck out of me...IS there something I can feed him to make it taste better? you think pussy tastes great?? hell no girl!!! it's an acquired taste. i've learned to really like it but i can't say that i love it. i'm all for licking the pussiox cause i'm into like you but there's hurdles to any journey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 female friends of mine tell me vegan cum is good enough to spread on a bagel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Eating pussy is the essence of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 what the hell does pussy taste like??? i personally find drinking another persons body fluids fuckin disgusting..but maybe my mind will chage when i get older Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 there needs to be more girls like you out there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODW Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 male porn stars are too eat celery, but i think thats more for the quantity. i say try the altoid, itll make it feel better for him too, its like the ice cube trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol Pop an altoid in your mouth and you probably wont taste any sperm. PS Let me know when you come around LA. I'll show you around.;) :crazy: GO PISTOL, GO PISTOL, GO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eager Salamander Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 just open it up and swallow. but tell him to stop eating bullshit. i herd all the pineapple shit and fruits do werk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 celery for volume huh? ill have to try that, yeah ive eaten pineapple products before and girlies seem to like it, learned that trick from Loveline many years ago, but the celery is what really intrigues me cause there are some girls who i really dont like that i know i could just get to go down on me ya know and if i could get some more junk out and just make them gag... wow ill have to try this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol Pop an altoid in your mouth and you probably wont taste any sperm. And he will thank you forever for using said altoid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 *some headdoctor* Originally posted by bobobi11 And he will thank you forever for using said altoid. Yeah, you and pistol must have read the same PlayBoy magazine Issue that I read. Trust me fellas, if your girl is down, have her pop analtoid in her mouth next time she's given you some brains. Oh-MY-FUCKIN-GOD! Tell her to back off for a second, and let the cool air hit your pimpstick, whooooooweeee… Just be sure to return the favor. She'll love that shiaat. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ODESK Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 PUNY MORTALS!!!! http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00163109f00000015.jpg'> http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00162831f00000021.jpg'> ODESK----6 FOOT KILLA, MAD DRUNKIN STEELO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Originally posted by ODESK PUNY MORTALS!!!! http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00163109f00000015.jpg'> what the fuck is that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drinktheblood Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 it has as much to with what you eat as what you don't eat. tell him to ease off the onions and garlic and peppery lettuce and greens and you'll be able to tell a difference. my ex made me cut that shit for a while and eat a lot of cinnamon, but it's hard to find ways to take down a lot of cinnamon, ice cream is about the only way to take down a lot of it. we tried the pinapple thing too and she said it worked, but i wouldn't know, i have this rule about eating my own cum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Re: *some headdoctor* Originally posted by WebsterUno Just be sure to return the favor. She'll love that shiaat. ;) No Playboy, just personal experience. And yes she will love it. A plus is that it's not numbing like some of those mint gel things, just tingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 *aaaahhhhhhhh* Oh sooo tingly… ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/6079.jpg'> "i dance with a naked clown!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 "i'm all for licking the pussiox cause i'm into like you but there's hurdles to any journey"-fr8 hahaha...its like peter north meets the philosophy of socrates....werd...r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrImeY Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Yo all you gotta do is suck his dick while he has a condom on and then drink the cum out of the condom like a shot glass. Or else you could just feed him mole crickets for two days before you suck him off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 http://www.noirmag.com/aisforaltoids.jpg'> http://www.coopstuff.com/Pages/Posters00/images/00-a%20altoids.jpg'> http://www.gocard.com/postcard/image/altoids2a.jpg'> http://www.gocard.com/postcard/image/altoids1.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Originally posted by bobobi11 http://www.noirmag.com/aisforaltoids.jpg'> AHHAHAHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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