-Rage- Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy note to self. dont go to the amazon. ditto. Or if you DO...bring a strainer that you can piss into. I'd like to see that bastard make it's way through that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 ok, i have been clutchin my balls for the last three mins...seriously...just reading and looking i think my dicks lookin like a scared turtle.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 fuck a strainer. im duct taping my shit up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alkaline Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 From Catfish Facts" "The candiru, a small, worm-like South American catfish is the only vertebrate parasite of people. Perhaps the less said about this blood-sucking fish, dubbed Urinophilus diabolicus by one imaginative observer, the better." From Seekers Newspaper: "Don't Pee in the Pool Especially if that pool is in the Amazon Basin, home of the only verte- brate parasite known to man. This slender little catfish, of the Trichomycteridae family, called the Candiru, is also affectionately known as the "Vampire Catfish." The Candiru normally feed on fish they follow the flow of water leaving a fish's gills, then enter the gill. They use their spines to lock themselves into place, and then, using long teeth to rasp and its mouth as a sucking apparatus, it feeds on the fish's blood. These parasites have also been known to follow a stream of urine and enter the urogenital openings of humans, causing severe, excruciating pain and massive bleeding. Visiting the Amazon? Wear tight-fitting bathing suits, and Don't Pee in the Pool!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 if there are so many trees in the amazon why would you piss in the river anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 Originally posted by alkaline From Seekers Newspaper: "Don't Pee in the Pool Especially if that pool is in the Amazon Basin, home of the only verte- brate parasite known to man. This slender little catfish, of the Trichomycteridae family, called the Candiru, is also affectionately known as the "Vampire Catfish." The Candiru normally feed on fish they follow the flow of water leaving a fish's gills, then enter the gill. They use their spines to lock themselves into place, and then, using long teeth to rasp and its mouth as a sucking apparatus, it feeds on the fish's blood. These parasites have also been known to follow a stream of urine and enter the urogenital openings of humans, causing severe, excruciating pain and massive bleeding. Visiting the Amazon? Wear tight-fitting bathing suits, and Don't Pee in the Pool!" that is the most horrid shit ive ever heard in my life.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 we learned about those in biology in highschool. they swim up the urethra and then they have spiny bones that come out of the sides of their neck that hold it in place inside the penis. i don't remember if it will come out on it's own or you have to have penis surgery. a boy in my class passed out when my teacher showed us pictures. i think it was in south amerian rivers that they live. i am so glad i am female. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted January 11, 2002 Share Posted January 11, 2002 http://www.angelfire.com/mo2/animals1/catf...sh/candiru.html "The candiru has a voracious appetite for blood and will parasitize fish, mammals, and humans. One scientist, while holding a candiru, accidently let it enter a small cut on his hand. It could be seen writhing under the skin towards the vein." "When candirus parasitize humans, it is usually only when they are skinny-dipping while urinating in the water. The candiru tastes the urine stream and follows it back to the human. It then swims up the anus and lodges itself somewhere in the urinary tract with its spines. Blood is drawn, and the candiru gorges itself on both the blood and body tissue, its body sometimes expanding due to the amount of blood. This is all said to be very painful for the poor person who has this happen to him or her. Unfortunately, they are almost impossible to remove due to the spines. Amputation of the private areas is the cheapest, and most life-changing, way to remove the fish. Actual surgery is extremely expensive and involves inserting the Xagua plant and the Buitach apple up the urethra. These two plants kill and even dissolve the parasitic fish. If surgery is not done in time, the blockage of the urinary tract will prove fatal. The candiru is the only known vertebrate to parasitize humans." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest j Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 wicked stuff.. I had to bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deph Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 I heard about these things in a film with Sean Conery in However I thought they were little things but that thing is straight from Hell.:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 well my chinese food is now in the garbage can.. thanks alot asshole.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by T.T Boy where are these found? more info please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by synaps BALL SACK MAAAAAANNN!! BALL..............SACK!!!!!!!!! EDIT* Forgot to laugh... hahahaahaahahaha.. ok now im good.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 i suppose one could use a condom while swimming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 thanks for ruining my summer. :shook: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by Telo well my chinese food is now in the garbage can.. thanks alot asshole.. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 AAAAAAAAHHKLASHDFKJPVBASOFDHG THAT THING IS FUCKING PURE EVILLLLLLLLLL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 http://keep3.sjfc.edu/students/jhn1994/CANDIRU.jpg'> it..... jesus.... no... That is the worst thing I have ever heard/seen/knownabout. That thing JUMPED out of the fucking water into the guy's dick?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 wtf that is not cool :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 fuck all the space exploration shit. we don't even know what the fuck is going on in our own oceans. there is some ill shit swimmin around down there. anyone ever see blue planet on discovery? so much interesting shit. i loves it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Wear a wetsuit and spray some raid on your crotch. Let em know whats up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Originally posted by Don't Panic http://keep3.sjfc.edu/students/jhn1994/CANDIRU.jpg'> it..... jesus.... no... That is the worst thing I have ever heard/seen/knownabout. That thing JUMPED out of the fucking water into the guy's dick?? i read about those thing when i was a kid (in a book) and untill i read this thread i thought thet swam up streams of urine but i think the guy was pissing IN the water rather than INTO the water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaginabuster Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 shit man i be swimming when i should and i see one of those things i be swimming fast like crazy and one get on me i grab that little creepy nigga say "shit creepy fucko what you be doin on my all that?" then give that little bitch ass the vagina bust shot of a lifetime then he be crying like the women and shit and all the other scared bitches be runnin sayin like "tha balls!! the balls!!" cause they been got by some worm out the ocean i ain't been swimmin for long ass time anyways though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 oh shit...I don't think I'll ever pee in water ever again. I feel ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 add this to the list of why I keep my land lubbing human ass to safely chemicaled chlorinated pools with crystal clear water. evil evil....little bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 i can't find much info on these fuckers at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 glad i dont swim in the ocean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 wtf you people get me all worked up for nothing. this spawn of satan is only native to the amazon river. The candirú or canero (Vandellia cirrhosa) is a freshwater fish in the group commonly called the catfishes. It is found in the Amazon River and has a reputation among the natives as the most feared fish in its waters, even over the piranha. The species grows only to a size of an inch in length and is eel shaped and translucent, making it almost impossible to see in the water. The candiru is a parasite. It swims into the gill cavities of other fishes, erects a spine to hold itself in place, and feeds on the blood in the gills, earning it a nickname as the "vampire fish of Brazil". It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine or blood, and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the anus, vagina or even - in the case of the smaller specimens - the penis and deeper through the urethra). It then erects its spine and begins to feed on the blood and body tissue just as it would from the gills of a fish. The candiru is then almost impossible to remove except through an operation, usually involving the amputation of the area. A more expensive option is the use of two plants, the Xagua plant (Genipa americana) and the Buitach apple which are inserted (or their extract in the case of tight spaces) into the affected area. These two plants together will kill and then dissolve the fish. More often, the pain causes shock and death in the victim before it can be removed. Recommended reading: * Herman, John B, 'Candiru: Urinophilic catfish -- It's gift to urology', Urology 1(3):265-267 (1973). * Gudger, EW, 'Bookshelf browsing on the Alleged Penetration of the Human Urethra by an Amazonian Catfish Called Candiru,' Americal Journal of Surgery 8(1): 170-188, 443-457 (1930). * Vinton, KW, Stickler, WH, 'The Carnero, a fish parasite of man and possibly animals,' Americal Journal of Surgery 54:511- (1941). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 this is disgusting. I heard about these things on the discovery channel. also about some parasitic water worms that burrow into skin. they grow and then you have fuckin worms multiplying inside of you. one of my worst phobias. ::shudder:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 cant be real.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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