IrishCarBombs Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 and I don't even remember it. So my female friend moved over to the next borough. I went over to drink and hang out with her and some girls So during said drinking sesh my stomach is killing me but I think nothing of it. We continue on then go to sleep. Last thing I remember is being in the bathroom washing poop of my thigh and out of my boxers. Apparently I left the room, went into where her mom was sleeping and crawled into bed with her. Her dad woke me up and sent me to the couch where I guess I shit myself. Woke up with the poker face just to find my pants to have shit in them too. had to borrow a pair of her brothers old 12 sizes small jeans to go home. Her mom thinks I have a sleep walking problem thanks to her lying. But I'm not sure if they knew i shit myself. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 i dont remember anything from last night. i have a feeling i did something stupid, my girlfriend says i didnt. Shes lying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Ill just leave this here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Man shitting your pants sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 damn ICB that is crucial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Stop hanging out with girls who live with their parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 shit winds, boy shit winds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 poop mist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 my old ex gf had people over one night. i got smash hammer drunk and started asking her friends if they wanted to see my cock and just being a general asshole until i passed out in her parents bed. I woke up at 3:30 and that bitch was still partying with a dude i thought wanted to smash and knew they had history so I didn't feel so bad about the fact i had pissed mysefl while passed out in her folks bed. i slipped out and went home to sleep in my own bed. fuck yeah? fuck yeah. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 27, 2011 Author Share Posted February 27, 2011 Stop hanging out with girls who live with their parents. I'm probably younger then you think. Plus said girl was younger then me too lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 I feel like 2011 has actually really delivered in the thread department. The shart/shit your pants thread is one of my favorite cyclical thread topics. Apparently I left the room, went into where her mom was sleeping and crawled into bed with her. And this is just golden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 I'm probably younger then you think. Plus said girl was younger then me too lol. Child Please! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Last night I almost shit the bed. Instead every time I rolled over I farted so loud that it woke me up. I haven't shit myself since I was like 6, did your friends mom wash your ass for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 ill bet your fat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 oh and this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGJyOkKmYeM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 It should probably be investigated as to why this happens to so many people here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Is her mom hot? and I cant believe the dad wasnt pissed about that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 throw me under a fuckin bus its all downhill from here this party sucks and i've shit my pants beam me up scotty i wanna go home. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 I'm probably younger then you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLWHITEPEOPLELOOKTHESAME Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 sorry, but... YOU'RE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 *I'll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 once i a while i just shit my pants on parties i dont like being at and walk around a bit before leaving, while everyone is figuring out whos the blaim i dip and laugh. only downside is the bike ride home standing up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pfffffffffft Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 hey ICB http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jci4XhYYJtQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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